I work as a guide and translator, introducing Spanish and Portuguese to the sights of the "non-rubbery". This time I got a group of tourists from the distant hot Mexico. Go to Old Arbat. Fortunately, no one had the means to write, and those who wanted to leave their autograph in the style of "Here was Jose" on the wall of Victor Tsoi could not fulfill their idea, although, despite my grievances, they wanted it very much. But the story is not about that. Remember the joke about Americans who believe that the bears walk in Moscow? So, in the process of a walk, our group encountered a man who was walking in a rush, in one hand he had a bottle of beer, with the other hand he held the guide on which he was leading... well, as you probably already guessed, a bear, or rather a bear. In the village, a people’s place. The first Mexican who caught his attention cried out, “Look, bear,” and after a short stumbling, my cameras came around the pair. What they talked about was not clear in the noise. And when the bear, noticing the attention to his person, stood on his back legs and started dancing in the style of "the mouse of the crab goes through the forest", there was no limit to the enthusiasm of the spectators. While the tourists were filming what was happening, she talked to the owner of the bear. It turned out that he was a coach from the Shapito circus, somewhere near there was a street show for children, the organizers rented a bear from the circus. Since on the pedestrian Arbat on cars have the right to move only the special services and all kinds of gray personalities, to a truck with a volley bear had to be transported on the lead by its own course, which, however, did not upset neither the bear nor the owner pulling the beer. And for Mexicans, quite serious people, the appearance of a bear in the center of the city impressed. I was never believed that this was a coincidence, and that, leaving the hotel, they would not become the victim of another drunk man who dropped his domestic bear from the lead.

No one in our group, except me, decided to go. But a few words were added to my Spanish vocabulary that I hadn’t heard before, although I’ve been working as a translator for 11 years, not counting InJaz’s lessons in school and university.

We were lied about communism, but everything they said about capitalism turned out to be true.

Advertising on the children's channel:

Who do you want to become? A stylist, fashion blogger, clothing designer?

Of course, such options as a doctor, a teacher, or at least an astronaut are not considered at all.

Not where I was born, and not at that time...but it’s good that I wasn’t in Africa.

The pricing of air and rail transportation in the post-Soviet space is expressed by one simple formula: Lithuanians flew to Moscow through Copenhagen. Because it is so cheaper.

The hardest thing in the morning is to survive 5 wake-ups.
Who was able to raise children up to a year, the first five just don’t hear...

Looking at our people, it is sometimes believed that if the state introduces compulsory, Saturday, anal rape, then the people are first outraged, and then will start to take the line from Friday evening, which would be earlier to be released on Saturday.

And HR shoppers he called simply, cartilage.

and CODMIDER.

Why, in fact, for you, my desire to fuck you in the ass levels the value of the rest of my judgments? Where do you see the contradiction? Why can’t I want to put you with cancer and get you in the ass and at the same time have healthy adequate ideas on some life issues?

Anna: We are the hole heads of day (

KOCTuK: the Indians we are. anya - the wind in the head and bone - the vacuum above the shoulders

I have been infected for 110 years.

Anna for 10

KOCTuK: 0_o

KOCTuK: in 110 years Jab taught you to write standing

The easterism:
This is because you can’t make the fire a geopolitical tool.
and Dsx:
The Holy Inquisition cannot agree with this statement.

Do not scorn the Russian post, they are so hard! Oh oh how! Call to Mobile:
Hi to you! Is it #name?
Yes Yes
Your baggage has been wrapped for a long time, come and take it!
What kind of package? I did not receive notification!
He didn’t come and didn’t come, take it.
I come, it turns out, the package there "vals" for the third month! Thanks to the senders for writing my phone on the box!

Shoigu named the two main enemies of Russia.
I hope I understood correctly?

XXX: Fuck you, it’s not going to bother you.
YYY: Here’s what we found for the evening. thanks

5 minutes of knowledge. You have asked:

Dennis: Everyone probably knows that vegetables and fruits are especially grown delicious so that they are eaten by some animal and then pumped them with seeds elsewhere, promoting their spread. But who does chili pepper count on?? to

Answering (according to JJ flavorchemist materials):

Capsaicin - a substance that provides a sharp taste (heat receptors irritates, hence a burning sensation on the mucous membrane) Receptors, to which capsaicin can bind, are in all mammals. But the birds are not. Birds do not have teeth. There are mammals.

The probability that the seeds of pepper will pass through the digestive tract of the mammal whole and unharmed is very small - the seeds are basically chewed. If the bird is eaten, the chance of survival is much greater. In other words, if the pepper is eaten by the horse, it will not leave offspring. And if we paparazzi, then everything in his descendants will be okay. According to another version, capsaicin protects peppers from the fungus that affects the seeds. This, however, does not cancel the above.

This is how the clever peppers in the process of evolution learned to produce a substance that allows to scare off everyone except potential seed bearers. Then the man came and said, “This is a spice! " and it ruined everything.)))))))

XXX is Nicholas! You don’t look solid! Who are you Siddhartha? I would have a beard...
YYY: I can load the ROOT on my hand and half the disk on my wrist. And the server stand on the chest "Golden servers please my soul..."

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Today at work a young employee after hearing my conversation with a colleague about old phones asked:"and what is a monochrome display?..."
Now is my time to summarize some outcomes and set new priorities for the future.
Eugene, 31 years old

Lav: In the hospital, so I am lying, the toilet is not far away. On it a paper, said a hundred rubles on the spot for smoking.
The man comes in. He smokes. Nurses are gathering, already ready to shake out all the boiling in the day, anticipating all the joy from their already ready-to-go anger.
A man comes out, silently gives one hundred rubles and leaves.

The paper ended in the company. Electronic documentation has been closed...