Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a poor man.
All seems so.
I eat breakfast like a king – I don’t want it, I won’t.
I eat as a prince – I don’t know, maybe I eat.
I eat as a poor man, juru, whatever I find.

The news websites:
The US refused to buy Russian helicopters for the Afghan army.

Have you seen Legend 17?
Will Smith is playing hockey.

With the day of your departure!

and patrol)

>>I am very pleased that P. is now reviving our historical memory. The law of provision is >> precisely what is lacking to our people, who are cut off from the roots, from the earth.
>>© Mykonos

This hill with the bones thinks unwaveringly. This picture is also possible:

Fortress of Mikhalkov.
and I!
- To the stall, to get 20 strikes in a row in order to develop patriotism, one step... arsh!

It all depends on who wins when (and if) fucking...

yyy (7:40) :
I woke up at five in the morning...
Xxx (7:40) :
Why? )
yyy (7:44) :
Well I woke up and all... There is such a technique that when you don’t sleep, you need to think about something, what you don’t want to do, you want to go back to sleep right away... I thought that I can’t do one thing for two weeks... And that... I got up and started :D

Infiniti stolen from a cemetery in Moscow for 1.9 million rubles
He buried!

From the discussion of the enormous Belazes:

XHH: I wonder, but how do such self-drivers get from factory to career?
On special self-driving vehicles!
Zzz: And you, I think, are a self-driving driver?

A: How did the operation go?
B: The boss went into Massalsky for the last squad.
A: So what is that?
B: As Strugacki said: “Don Sera has grown up and has been long and linguistically justified, and has been lying all the time.”

The creator of letitbit will burn in hell slowly, with ads and pop-ups

I did not betray him because he was fluid, but because he called me a homic necrophile, and then began to prove it and argue.

Is that where betrayal begins? Thinking, kissing or having sex?
M: Betrayal begins with someone being crazy.

<Laser> Awesome I hate my HDMI.! to
<Laser> And your flash!
<Laser> And your strong hands!

In the Institute Group:
what I learned in two and a half months of study here 1. divide by zero can 2. salt water best after boiling

I need a dwarf costume, size 54, height 178.

Snow White is scary.

I work in a call center, need to explain.
Today, a colleague creates an order, arranging equipment for the kitchen, and all this time, in addition to the client, the mother of this client heats her ears on a parallel phone. And here the colleague asks: "Do you confirm your order?"
Mother: "I’m going to get you on the lap!Danny, stupid, you don’t have winter boots, and you, B**, order a machine for the pelerines!"
Customer: "Mom, put the phone on!"
The colleague again calls the entire amount, mom at this time, breaking the validity of the conversation, again spells about the shit on the scarf and "dance, you are well-picked and right here they tell you about it!and "
In general, a colleague barely completed the order, and then, of course, told us this wonderful story.

I want to be rude sometimes, but I’m too feminine :(
yyy: a "too feminine" - is it how?
zzz: no beards, beard and penis

From Wikipedia, an article about mayonnaise:

"It is the main component of festive vomiting masses"

by PS. They have already drunk.

ZZZ: For some reason I always thought that Michelangelo, Raphael, Shishkin, Vereshchagin, Repin, Rembrandt, Vasnetsov, Surikov, Aivazovsky, Leonardo da Vinci, Rublev, Titian, etc. They are artists. The artist is the one who sticks his eggs to the ground with a nail. Or am I old, or is Petya not an artist at all?

Q. What is Poetry? There will be no place for her in the new world at all — or, more precisely, there will be a place, but the poems will only become interesting if it is known and documented that their author has two fools or that he, in the bad end, is able to read them with his ass.

I was looking for a way to entertain a friend in the hospital. Among other things, I came across this story:

I was lying in the institute of eye diseases in the adult department because of the repair, there was a catastrophic lack of seats and I was assigned to the children's department.

I thought I was sick, and no, the kids there quickly made me a pioneer :D