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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12110
 04.11.2008
I (14:40:20 29/10/2008)
Eat the Samurai

I am (14:40:30 29/10/2008)
When he boiled

I (14:40:36 29/10/2008)
Meeting with admin.

I (14:40:43 29/10/2008)
Dobuhalso MLA

I (14:40:47 29/10/2008)
Admin is


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12109
 04.11.2008
The real admin doesn’t need all these e-book readers! I found a great way for myself today! You download the basha page, send it to the user and turn on radmin, after which you take beer and chips and arrange more conveniently, the main thing is to choose a user who reads not faster than you! And you are free from the problem of turning the mouse wheel :)
c) Incorpes

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12108
 04.11.2008
Nashville
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Following
Hi)))I can't understand already the third boy at the beginning of the piquet "EARTH" but why?)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12107
 04.11.2008
They ask the fellow groupman "Give money a hundred until tomorrow", and they get the answer "I am Ivan Fedorovich Krusenstern coole? The man and the bank?"
and eld3r

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12106
 04.11.2008
On Dutch television there is an analogue of the broadcast, only the herb there is one, and the participants share the methods of implementation, dosages and secrets of application, and then the entire audience introduces the recipe and discuss the impressions.
otm0r

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12105
 04.11.2008
I remember the times when young and beautiful girls gave up for just so, for the pleasure of saying so.
WOW: You still remember how fun the diplodoks were in the woods of the young mesozoa.
That was fucking time! I remember, you catch a female diplodok and eeyahhhh...
WOW: Yes...
The vodka was so delicious...
WOW: Even if the female diplodokah doesn’t...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12104
 04.11.2008
A new inscription appeared on the door of the diesel & craft department:

The designer's routine - was a manicure, became a pedarist.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12103
 04.11.2008
Sanich: Yes, Andrew, let’s go, that... don’t neglect, I’ll pump out a couple of Holsten for you anyway. You came yesterday, in the middle of the night, and drove my 'nine' home, and proved once again that you are a great friend and a real man. There are a lot of things I respect you for. And all the guys in the group - too, by the way *FRIEND*
Shadowdru: Well, okay, Sanek, listen to you, so I need to plant a monument of gold. Yes it helped. It is normal...
Sanich : Oh! Do you see? It is normal for you. Here, such as you, now very few, this is what I say as a psychologist of the 3rd course)) Many at your age still have brains - zero... Van, Dima, dwarf, all the days in the WOW plays... Well you barely saw him, this fool in the universe appears only when the FULLEST ass and almost not counted. = D
Shadowdru: Call of Duty.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, Andrew?
Shadowdru: Well you’re saying he’s playing in the WOW. Of all the toys, I only played it. Great thing, but not to delay. Well "Blitzkrieg" I still know, but I didn’t have to cut something...
Sanich: =D =D Anruhaiah... I say again, there are a lot more things I respect you for...
Shadowdru: Are you crazy?


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12102
 04.11.2008
What is gender equality? Previously, a woman was like a dog: came, ate, fucked and slept.
I’m sorry for your dog.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12101
 04.11.2008
How are you? ?
Elizabeth: I am tired, sleepy and dumb))))
This is normal for student life!!! to
There is such a contagious disease – a student. Symptoms - drowsiness and headache
Victor: and also blue spots under the eyes, constantly tired look. They have smart eyes, like dogs, but they can’t say anything.
Elizabeth: and such pityful and pityful whispers and a begging look at the teaching with a request for a reckoning
A: There is a little...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12100
 04.11.2008
I demand to prohibit the publication of quotes on the tower, which speaks about the video on YouTube, but there is no link to it. As if you hear a remake of the trailer fucking funny comedy, which you will never see((.This feeling of dissatisfaction appears and itching in the fingers, and there is nowhere to click.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12099
 04.11.2008
How can you throw all the bones from a whole chicken grill eaten into the toilet? Going to visit my mom? 4 hours I tried to save the toilet, a little filled the neighbors, 2 cages of harpik, domostos, and armaturin still did their job! But this is only the beginning! She loves me... decided to make my blonde cake... now I don’t worry about gas leaks – here’s how you could burn the gas plate along with the cakes??? I recently did a repair on the lodge, the floor with a cement solution was equal, a little solution remained, so this blonde was dusting the whole bunch and collected the remains from the board! So I decided to try!! My neighbor has been laughing for a week as I cracked the concrete in the vacuum cleaner! The hot water was turned off a day ago...because it later leaves me, I couldn’t prevent it – so why was it necessary to open all the hot water cranes in the whole apartment? Will it appear immediately? Two floors lower than the bush! Now I have 5 shells glued on the refrigerator, 10 on the plasma telephone, 5 on the microwave, and I didn't pay for the toilet - I glued it all!!! The guys!! It would be nothing, but I have a wedding tomorrow with her!!!! to

>Wow, there will be asking, agree or not - say no. If you say yes, it will be your fault.
When will people learn to think?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12098
 04.11.2008
Well my girlfriend does hair removal all the time with this special Veet gel well type of hair and hair then fall off itself... well she is using it for her intimate places too... so my hair also started to fall out in the palsy... but that’s not all... I recently saw my best friend’s hair fall off too... I start to suspect something.;...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №12097
 04.11.2008
In the wardrobe of a real woman is always attached a pair of branched horns for

A modest gift to a loved one.

Nick Blue

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12096
 04.11.2008
The preamble. American guest with an English gentleman. and smoking,

He puts his feet on the table. Then he asks, “Is it okay that I’m sitting like that?”

The answer is: “What are you! You can put all four legs.”



On our floor in the office center rooms are rented by four companies. All of us

meet for a long time. We go to visit each other, celebrate together.

The holidays. Here we came yesterday. General trade firm.

He sits so self-satisfied at the negotiating table, puts on it.

their feet. Our chief accountant, a cute girl, asks: “You

This what? In response negligent: “I signed a contract for five multiples!”

I threw him out of my job: “Congratulations. You can honor.

Put all four feet on the table.” The young man’s face is thoughtful.

I tell him a joke. The same reaction. He is not with me today.

He speaks. Only 24 hours passed...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12095
 04.11.2008
Eyewitnesses claim that on the crash test "Belaza" concrete plate

tried to disappear.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12094
 04.11.2008
31.10.08 by
I was in the local office today, called. They began to ask where he was at night, who will prove that I.T.D. slept. and etc. I ask what the matter is. History is a writer. At night, a police officer was hard burned at the coffee shop next to my house, during a fight the attacker had a notepad. On my list of F.I.O. and phone ))))))))))))
I can hear...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12093
 04.11.2008
xxx: by the way, can pearl scripts be compiled so that the code is not visible?
YYY: Is it shameful for the code?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12092
 04.11.2008
Taking as the basis what fools are lucky and adding to this that the drunken sea on the knee, it turns out that on weekends I am immortal!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12091
 04.11.2008
NATO is
An advance given?
+ 3
The advance is given at the end of the working day.
This time
It is not the case that this day is just a working day.

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