I work in a cafe near the bread factory, during the march for bread I observed an interesting picture. Going into the reception room, full of loaders, the African-American, greeting everyone for the hand, gives out--"Well, we do?", a slight pause, and adds--"As a Negro". And then his flooding laughter. Everything just fell. The Negro even repeated the bis a few times.

I feel terribly old.
XXX: I was given by my daughter's classmate

I remember sitting in the mid-1970s on political information. The lecturer tells us that world Zionism is at the service of world imperialism. I tell him that it seems to me that, on the contrary, imperialism is at the service of Zionism. The grandfather thought and said:"And maybe you are right. I would like to consult with the Riksdag".

I bought my jeans today.
xxx: difficult - but chosen
YYYYYYYYYYYYY And what?
XXX is jeans. Blue with high landing.
Yyy: which landing, where landing
xxx: the only ones that normally sat on me
xxx: so that is. They are not low, but they close the back.
XXX: I find it hard to explain.
YYYY: Eternal power...I hope not all the back!

and Igor:
What do you do at work at all?
and Ruslan:
Remember the game on your mobile where you build pipes and water runs through them? Here everything is built and I run and direct where to run to water.

by AK90
I watched a video with Wombat. Among all "mimi, what a cute" was the elegant comment: "Your mother. This is a crocodile from Fallout!!and "

Don’t talk "op" until you’re a sexy lady

XXX: I am in shock!! to
Oh, as in shock... slightly in a shoe!! to

My handed out:
"You know, I was lazy (!) I went for peelings and I prepared potatoes with crop and oil, and the hearts with mushrooms were extinguished.
I adore her :)

From a 1999 Unix book, a description of the editor's commands vi:

:q - exit from editor vi
by Q! Release from Editor VI.

The hipsters split so much that Apple has nowhere to fall.

dwarf (10:58:19 12/11/2012)
And I run like this, and my hair is like this.) and my legs are like this, and I’m like that.)

^_^ ololoshke^_^ (02:30:41 12/11/2012)
Ahhaah, what was it.

^_^ololoshke^_^ (02:30:53 12/11/2012)
I go into the kitchen to make tea and see:
The cat sits on the plate and pulls the cottage from the bowl, after jumping from the plate goes to the table, climbs on the table, puts the cottage on the table and begins to eat it.

Hate is not love, its reciprocity is nothing.

Pure confession
History of past work. One of the famous banks. One of the heads of the credit department checked the black lists. People who have no credit in our bank under any circumstances. In the "cause" section are all his offenses - delays, non-payments and so on. And then it comes across the record, where in the corresponding column it means "Pure Heart Confession". Total confusion and misunderstanding how such a recording could get here. After a long trial, they came to the operational officer who entered this recording.
A client called the bank and asked:
- But I was told here that you can take a car loan and then not return it.
The girl was not stupid, she said that it is possible that it is not necessary to go to the bank, it is enough to dictate her passport data on the phone and everything will be issued to him. He is now on the blacklist. And the term “pure-hearted confession” entered the usage of employees.
Bahruz

Russia is like a post-apocalyptic world. Everyone has tablets, headphones and other gadgets, and around a bunch of shit and bad roads.

We had a director, a wise man! He raised our chorus and died.
It was hard, the chorus was...

He fucked me, and I lay down and thought, How happy I am.

Tagged with 13:00
On my table, as usual, there is a hoita.

Art at 13:00
by DABLA
I went into something yesterday.

Tagged with 13:00
O_O
On my table?

Art at 13:00
Put your hand in the hole which is from the left, deeper.

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This is Halva Gentleman.
Not the sun.
I fear

My brother and I were sent to the cellar. I stand on the surface, waiting for it to come out. From the hole, the face smashed with dirt rises and deliberately extends:
Well, now I understand why zombies don’t come out good.