to this:

As a rule, we struggle to write down and start sending everyone out precisely because we don’t have anything of it!

– – – – –

If... I was always ready to suggest, and other people’s option to solve, and explain why it is so, – purely out of love for art, something will remain in the mind of a person. But when an idiot throws a dirty cloth at the change, and at the lesson, write off, well, you're...

It is written in English: Parliament Night Blue. The government is blue at night.

— — —
Let it be, let’s eat the bees!

A-Kun: The most complex creature in any organization is the leader. He does not remember, under painting - is insulted.

Starting with gender:

Chat at redite about sms-ki "good morning", free translation (from woman):

xxx: I get the standard Saturday morning "good morning sweet, go down, here you are waiting for coffee and croissants"
XXX: And then "and in general I want you right here on the table! Much more than coffee and croissants"
xxx from my husband’s phone.
I've never woke up faster in my life.
XX: because he is in command until Monday!
xxx: call back, scream, cry, threaten lawyers and divorce, etc.
xxx: it turns out that piece of idiot really was down there.
xxx: arrived on a night flight to spend the weekend with me. He decided to make a surprise.
No, of course it was the most memorable morning SMS in my life.
If he does that again, I’ll cut off his head.

_________________________________________________________

So you, sheep, would have come down to start before wearing. This is how the desire to make surprises disappears.

xxx> So what do you know about conceptual installations? The railway ignites: near the house there was a spare road - departed from the main, and then merged back. He was dismantled. The arrows at the beginning and end were removed, replaced by simple rails.
yyy> Yes...
And the grass there all a little dusted, so that now the path begins and ends on the side of the main, in a pure field. And the whole "way" is a rectangular hole from the spades.
yyy> what is it?
The road from nowhere to nowhere, made out of emptiness!
xxx> And somewhere above, Buddha is probably smiling :-D

by Google Translate:

From Russian to Chinese: "I nihuya didn’t understand" - 我不明白傢伙
From Chinese to Russian: 我不明白傢伙 - "I don't understand guys"

Mel
I really want to sleep.
Mel
Directly gesture
Mel
As long as I do something, everything is normal.
Mel
But I just relax - it cuts clean.
Mel
I went to the toilet and woke up from my snoring!

zz: if a woman loves to drive fast, and my "penny" more than 83km/h doesn’t... then what to be?
kk: Smoke her, you’ll drive 40 km/h, and she’ll scream "Eye, don’t chase it! andquot;

xxx> See also There are those who have not digested meat since childhood. Some of them were brought up by their parents as vegetarians. Those who just do not quietly eat it, giving up in conscious age for ideological considerations. Because meat is expensive.
yyy> Yes
xxx> There are those who worship about their vetarianism for and without. Those who think he’s not being taken to special forces because he doesn’t eat meat, not because he runs a hundred feet 17 seconds.
yyy> It is...
There are those who believe that the absence of meat in the diet is an absolute evil, undermining the foundations and the destruction of the body, and on this basis calls for the forcible feeding of meat of all vegetarians. Those who believe that meat in the diet is the personal choice of everyone. And aggressive vegans, ready to seem to break their own principle and personally eat everyone who eats animals. And to them all the sensible attitude will be very different, right?
yyy> Yes So what?
xxx> Now you understand why I avoid gays that usually offer simple solutions?

The joke of November 15, 2013:

"Looking at some modern guys, it seems that they have sucked out for the iPhone..."

There is a prophet in his homeland!! to

I am: Hi My phone broke out and the alarm didn’t work. So I’ll try to quickly invent the teleport. If I don’t come in 10 minutes, then I’ll take the subway and I’ll be somewhere in an hour.

Try the flying powder!

The Courts:

xxx: Personally, I am embarrassed that Obama is constantly chewing his gum. Is it really chewing? Or he is not fed in the United States and he, the poor woman, wants to eat all the time?
YYY: He chews the C-4. In any case.
____
Oh, you might think "My favorite Martian" did not watch. Nourflex he chews))

Place of action: Departure from the shopping center. Buggy clings to the cars, throws under the wheels. The situation warms.
Look at the show from above. Climbing is scary. There is a guy next door. He takes the phone, calls the number. (Apparently an ambulance or menta)
and allo. There is an inadequate citizen for... (description of the situation)... No. Assistance is unnecessary. Not beaten yet. But while the car is coming - help will be needed... no... what to do? Okay, let’s get a psychiatrist.
He lays the phone and continues to watch.
What a cautious young man...

Working as an administrator is interesting, but drinking a sedative energy is too much!

In the local group VK announcement: "I sell jeans New Look r-p 24x28 to a very thin girl with a height of not more than 165. 1 400 ra. New jeans, with a mark, only arrived today. Reason for selling: Some people need to eat less..."))

The Western world will not be destroyed by war, but by the word of tolerance.

Mom’s employee is a very young woman. Any indication of age is perceived. She still thinks of herself as beautiful and desirable, although the half-piece is already behind.
Once discussed by a collective, who after 50 years has a vision. Most have already moved from smaller dioptries to stronger. The process is ordinary, nothing special.
And here is our beauty: I say, I will never wear glasses in my life. I used to look in the mirror, so I was old and terrible!
Here mom take it and ask: maybe you just see better in your glasses?
We did not talk for a few days!

Exam for the position of top manager of Rosneft. The Examiner:
So imagine: world oil prices have fallen by 50%. Within a minute, come up with a convincing motivation to justify a 60% increase in the price of gasoline in Russia.

In fact, smokers go to the gym not only to smoke on the go and not to suck, but also to overtake and smoke as many people as possible.

It’s stupid to spoil a good drink with orthophosphoric acid. I am a solid businessman. Drinks only 15-year-old delmore, exclusively with coca-cola. When asked if he mixed French champagne with apple juice, he replied that he did not drink acid. Does he not understand the sarcasm, or does he really love sweets?
and...
Whoever wants to throw