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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №135675
 08.11.2016
Today I was in a tea house in Riga, with girls 13 and 14 years old sitting next to them and talking loudly about the mask, their age and the boys. But then suddenly I heard one issued "and there this ruby is still stupid, nothing is understood"
xxx> Others said they have a pitch, and everything is understood
But until I understood what they were saying about computer science in school, I almost had time to go to a schizophrenologist.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135674
 08.11.2016
You just need to know that not everything you say on the phone or TV can be believed. What is wrong with this?
YYY: And now how? Can you believe what is said on TV?
xxx: Well how to say... Here I am when my dishes, I never lack two drops of detergent! He is just angry! So it’s all well :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135673
 08.11.2016
I moved to Germany for six months to work. I speak German, but I need to improve my level.The organization in which I work has decided to arrange German improvement courses for foreign workers. Within two months (!) Courses did not start because they could not find a German teacher. and in Germany (!) And finally that day came, and the teacher they were looking for for so long was... a Romanian with a fierce accent, who had lived in Mexico for 13 years before that XD and another group found a Russian teacher, as if someone else, apparently... I love the Germans, they are so logical.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135672
 08.11.2016
Your will shall be done
In this case, it will not only mean future time. Shall has a shade of promise, guarantee, not just "Your will will be fulfilled", but "Your will will be fulfilled", "I promise that your will will be fulfilled". It also corresponds to a more formal, formal style of speech.
It has nothing to do with (in particular) illiteracy and (or) simplification of grammar in American English. On the contrary, the usage shall be characteristic of good British English.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №135671
 08.11.2016
This was in 2011, summer, August. Walking with a friend around the area, at the stop, they saw a man lying on the asphalt, as placed in a hole of urine and with a bowl of some alcohol near his head. I was warned that I was dressed decently, aged 35-40 years. Well, I think everything happens, sleep at any age. Then I looked up and saw a small slice under my head and an iPhone and wallet coming out of my load pocket. Shortly thinking I checked whether he breathed (breathed) and immediately called the ambulance, where I was clarified about the smell of alcohol and the appearance of the victim, they said that they would get along. A couple of minutes later came a family couple, asking what to help, left to discuss the situation. There the iPhone in the pocket of the lying, his mother called. I approached and when she heard the voice of not her son she began to panic, I calmed her as I could and asked her to come to us if she lives not far away. She lived across the road and ran in what she was in her coat, shoes, and the obvious thing in tears. Seeing the son began to whisper that the son is dead, I told her that he is breathing and it is better not to lift him or move him, well on the street +30. She handed her phone and her son’s wallet, and she seemed to be calm. Here the police arrived, saw that the man was not a bombe and alkas and called the ambulance, 15 minutes passed as we found him. Five minutes later, an ambulance arrived and took the man to the hospital. He found out the number of the mother of the victim before her departure with her son to the hospital. A couple of weeks later I called to ask how things were going. He said that his son had an epileptic seizure, for the first time in 39 years, thanked.



People, be careful and do not pass by. All are good.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135670
 07.11.2016
Americans, who are you waiting for tomorrow? Boy or girl?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135669
 07.11.2016
Once in the school asked to fill out some questionnaires, I accidentally noticed that a neighbor on the party in the column “nationality” wrote “Ariez”:
The Arians? What are you...? About yourself like that...?! to
Take care of.
Looking at “Mary”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135668
 07.11.2016
The manager delayed his salary for three months. We survive with our colleagues, as we can, on all the savings. Due to the lack of extra funds for trips to the dining room, food (very scarce) we carry with us. Recently, I found in the corner of the freezer a pack of shrimp that I bought for my birthday and forgot about them. They prepared their lunch for joy. But, judging by the animal views of colleagues, taking pasta with shrimp to work at such a difficult time was a failed idea.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135667
 07.11.2016
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ha ha ha. The neighbor threw the tree today. 7.11 and 16.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135666
 07.11.2016
xxx> need to learn java what=that while there is time at work. Something is broken.
yyy> yeah they, look at the video with the enotics
xxx and gt; where?
yyy> I don’t know where it should be
xxx> I am generally harmful to look at the enotics, I had an imaginary friend-enot in my childhood. It is dangerous! Will he suddenly come back?
yyy> so what about it? Do you think he’ll tell you what you’ve done with your life, did you dream of flying to another planet, or something like that?
xxx> yes

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135665
 07.11.2016
From comments to the article on Hicks:
XHH: And I also had a friend who adhered to paleo diets. They ate what was in the Paleolithic period. hit me with this. I also went in once, I asked him, “Do you have a salad of washed vegetables?” he was upset. I then offered him not to fry or buy meat in the store, but directly from the cow to bite in pieces.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135664
 07.11.2016
TheShock: What about the pros and cons of calcium compared to cigarettes?
The one who thinks water cleanses smoke well has never burned in the bathroom.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №135663
 07.11.2016
How to fight alcoholism?
Do not drink!
No to drink. It doesn’t drink only because it sleeps during the day and is not sold at night.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №135662
 07.11.2016
Comments to the video "20mm anti-tank rifle against iMac"
Are they doing that hole for the headphones?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135661
 07.11.2016
What happens when a visitor is in the bathroom? So if he decides to fuck up in the kitchen or balcony, then yes, it's really better not to invite again)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135660
 07.11.2016
I went to a free clinic, they said why you have to wait so long for your turn, go to a paid clinic.
I went to a paid clinic, they said why you should pay angry money, go to a free clinic.
The circle closed.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135659
 07.11.2016
Julia Perminova: How to properly charge the battery with a frog?
Andrei Fadeev: Polarity is not to be confused.
Alexander Kuznetsov: You look at the instruction from the frog, like if the polarity is correct, then the bulb should light up.
Sergey Mishin: and if it is wrong, then the battery should burn.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №135658
 07.11.2016
This is:
>>>>>Tell me, so that until I press the button, no person I don’t know will die in the world?

It is not so. You have a classic logic defect (and, in general, not just you).
In the implication A => B cannot simply take and turn A and B (!A =>!B). When the operanda is reversed, the implications necessarily change in places (!B =>!A), only so, if the original judgment is true, then the opposite is equally true.
Example of:
If Murzick has eggs (A), then (=>) Murzick is a cat, not a cat (B)".
If Murzick has no eggs, then Murzick is not a cat, but a cat, and if Murzick is not a cat, then Murzick has no eggs.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135657
 07.11.2016
for one resource:

I often sit there and lay out stones.
HH: Although I don’t like it very much
There are only fools in the stones.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №135656
 07.11.2016
They hired us one boy in "Sessurite" - sit, dumb, look at the cameras, get the day.

Ann no: I’m walking around a chocolate vending machine, I’m taking and cuddling, “What chocolate do you want?”

and yes ?

I said, “Take the chocolate and it will fall.” I forgot about it.

The next day I watched panic.

It turns out that the boy had no head, and after my departure, he tossed a chocolate machine all night until he wiped it out completely. Upon arrival, the owner of the machine machine with the head of the guard sat to watch a movie about a dull security guard under the cameras (only on the 1st floor of 8 cameras) who broke the vending machine, beat the machine with coffee, tried to pick up the key from the kiwi terminal with the keys from the keyboard, pushed the ATM- tried to open, sought a place for a chain. All this he did thoroughly dropped some pills and greatly masturbated.

But in another way - and in the method of checking whether his camera writes - he ran to the machine, after standing for a minute and striking his head rushed to the screen and watched if he ate on the cameras.



Briefly referring to how I am protected

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