Li$i4ka: Sergey Lazarev shakes his hand, making every girl whisper:):).

DreW: And Nikolai Valuev, shaking his hand, makes every man whisper...including Sergey Lazarev.

I am a great programmer.
Yesterday I downloaded Delphi 7 and a couple of books on it (for teasers)
xxx: Write a harmless program so that the text in the line appears when a button is pressed
xxx: According to avast, I created a Trojan... :)

According to the law of wickedness, the law of wickedness does not work when it must work.

Jason was sitting in the wreath of a Russian rocket, most of his fellow servants, with whom he was in the same squad, were killed by Russian bullets, or surrendered to captivity... or... they committed suicide. Jason has been thinking about suicide for the last six hours. These terrible sounds just made him crazy.

How could their government miss out that the Russians have such a powerful weapon? These sounds... they just turned his brains, his thoughts were confused, an ancient animal fear came. The fucking! It starts again!

Above the field high in the sky on a huge atmospheric-space ship a holographic screen arose. On the screen, some strange creature on two legs was shouting something in Russian... “Loshayaaaaaaaadkaaa!”

Jason couldn’t stand anymore, he dropped his M-18 and rushed to the defensive moving jizz of the Russians! “Well, Russian pigs, kill me! Kill me sooner, I can't do it anymore!"Ji cried and knocked on the armored door of the boy, "Kill me, please!"

Why don’t they like this cartoon? I asked Petrov.
The Pindos! What to take from them? - Answered Ilya Sergeevich, our squadron.
Where is that day? The cameras are so full!
At seven o’clock, there’s still room. Yes, and that, include them there on the holographic projector, so that it’s not boring. What are we, animals, what are we?

Fear of defeating enemies.
A murderer at sunset
No, I did not eat mushrooms.
I just bought a selfie.

The husband told me that he had met some foreign people (whether Germans or Portuguese...) and their daughter with a very beautiful name, or two... Josephine Pauline. The parents, representing the daughter, said: “You can just call her a Fool...".

I read on some site, such a poem is good... I will post just so, anybody will go through...

Sorry, I haven't written to you for a long time, Mom... There is no time, then the words were not enough... I stopped drinking - for a month or a gram - And it seemed like the liver stopped sick. With work overflow – millions of orders... I go to bed somewhere at three and get up very early. No vacation, no infection again. And I so wanted to come to you, Mom... The little girl in April finished the kindergarten – Big enough... So Mom looks like) We are preparing for school – We bought notebooks, textbooks, suitcases... And you remember, we too Wandered with you all over the shops, We were looking for a better place... Now it’s easier.... So strange to be a Dad. I, you know Mamul, still drink tea with milk every night so that nightmares don’t dream, I pray before bed, although I don’t seem to believe... And it feels like something has closed – the main door then behind you. I know that everyone sometimes dies, to be born again... - I know all this... But I, despite the heavenly plans - about Life, about Death, about God, about Paradise - Shaphu - Take me to her, I beg.
I really want you, Mom.

c) Packaging

XXX You are beautiful.
YYY: You have a girlfriend!! to
XXX: Is this what makes you scary?

From the PC-BSD License Agreement:
I will not translate any more, no one reads any more.

HH: I want to take and swell out of sorrow!
See also: Masha! Wait for me!
Q: What is your pain?
Let us come up with it!! to

Snake (14:10:39 8/11/2009)


Snake (14:11:37 8/11/2009)
Two sticks

Snake (14:11:53 8/11/2009)
Two sticks fall.

Snake (14:12:07 8/11/2009)
They fell

Snake (14:13:34 8/11/2009)
To the sticks lying there came another sticks.

Snake (14:13:49 8/11/2009)
I watched "What are they doing?"

Fieber (14:14:12 8/11/2009)
Continue to...

Snake (14:14:33 8/11/2009)
I extended their hand.

Snake (14:14:44 8/11/2009)
And they stood up.

XXX: Return to the agreement
YYY: Where are you?
XXX: In the Army

Recently, as part of the film’s advertising campaign, a Counter-Strike tournament was held between titled Russian teams Virtus.pro and forZe. The highlight of the competition was the presence in the tournament of professional striptease girls, who in all their available ways tried to distract gamers from hunting each other. The girls tried very hard. However, neither seductive poses nor naked bodies have been able to distract professional players from Counter-Strike.

XX: we have all in the city or boxers, or pids
Are you a boxer?? to
XXX: No

The Ipanuccio! A man in a pig mask entered the bus and began to cough.

Maturity replaces crying signs with questioning signs.

How Mark Bernes was pared

After the historic plenum, where Khrushchev was removed, L. I. came to power.
and Brežnev. Nikita Bogoslovsky and Sergey Mikhalkov were sitting after the bath.
Metropolis is the meeting place of the highest creative intellectuals of the time.
I ordered a limonade, cognac and coffee. And here in the hall comes Mark Bernes, who at the time was famous as a man very sharp and in his own way fair. Bernes approaches their table and starts a conversation - as a business, as a couple? And then suddenly the Godologian begins to lie. The new general built such a bathroom for himself! Such a class! Such a massager! U is
Bernie’s hands were shaken.
Listen, how do I get there?
We don’t promise you anything, but if we agree, we’ll take you.
A month passes, Mikhalkov and Bogoslovsky meet, drink, call.
Bernie and says:
Mary, we have agreed. Tomorrow we go to the bathroom.
thank you! Where do we meet, at what time, what to take with us?
Go to Metropolis at 7 o’clock. Do not take anything with you.
How nothing? You need at least a shirt, towel, shoes...
What a fucking towel, you get what you want! The shoes, and
A toothbrush, toothbrush and massage will make the girls young.
The next day, Mikhalkov and Bogoslovsky arrive on the Volga.
Metropolis, take Bernes and 40-45 minutes ride him through China-City. He doesn’t know why he’s riding in the Chinese city.
“It is necessary to break away from the KGB’s tail,” says Bogoslovsky.
Eventually we drove for another half an hour. I went into a dark and dirty room.
Is that what, and is it the praised Brezhnev Bath? He says disappointed.
by Bernes.
- Yes, it's a black walk, the bottles are taken from here.
They enter the bathroom, go through a long dark corridor, a lot of turns, swings. Finally, they enter the office. Soft leather furniture, red wood, oak table, phone.
This is yes! Is that Brejnev’s office? Asks a surprised Bernie.
You are what! This is a shirt, let’s get dressed, let’s get dressed.
Where to dress?
Right here right here.
I drank a cup of cognac and Bernes dressed up.
And the towels and towels?
And shoes and towels will be given, go.
Why are you not dressed? Asked by Bernie.
We’re going to catch you, we’ve been here. Another drink and we’ll come, he says.
Theological. “Mary, you go through the hallway, don’t stumble.
In ten meters you turn to the right, there you will see such gobelins.
Here is the door behind them. You enter there, there is a predecessor.
The naked Bernese rushed through the corridor - to the right, to the left, approaches these gobelins, opens the door, enters. A bright light. This is the banquet hall of the restaurant "Slavian Bazaar", where at this time the 70th anniversary was celebrated.
and Janina.
The naked Bernes entered the hall when another toast was pronounced. There is no scene!
After this, Bogoslovsky and Mikhalkov were afraid to get Bernese in the eyes and left to live in the country. And Bernes regularly called Mikhalkov's wife - Natalia
Konchalovskaya - and asked, "Natulyanka, this stumbling b... and his friend theologian did not appear yet?"

A woman comes to a psychologist, all tormented, exhausted, beaten, in bluffs, just sad to watch.
The Psychologist:
God, what has happened to you?
The Woman:
I don’t have a very good relationship with my husband, he too.
As a drinker comes home, so it breaks away on me.
The Psychologist:
I know one great way! Make yourself a strong decoction of chamomile.
And as soon as the husband comes home - immediately start to rinse slowly.
Your own mouth.
The Woman:
And what? Will it help?
The Psychologist:
It will help, it will help! This is a wonderful folk remedy!

Two weeks later: the same woman, only not to recognize her! Beautiful, radiates harmony and self-confidence, overall complete success.
The Woman:
Thank you so much, this is such a wonderful recipe and so simple!
What is the secret?! to
The Psychologist:
The point is to get stuck and to remain silent in such situations.
It always helps!

A fish named Wanda says:

To be or not to be.
by Shakespeare

To do is to be.
by Nietzsche

To be is to do.
by Sartre

Do be do be do.
by Sinatra

to this:
Today, a very life-threatened hop approached the hole, watched for a long time as I sat down, then said: ''your hair rubber is not going, change'' something in this country is changing...
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Check the quality of your cushion. You may be working in the basement. Not everyone in the old sporting costume is a troll. It was a coach.)