Turn off the battery of the person who is drawing your comics.
I have nothing against him/her personally, but lately, in order to understand what the comic book is about, I have to read the text of the quote.

[17:36:32] BigBoss: My accountant's campaign was also under pressure... for a week as
[17:37:05] BigBoss: all the work is over
BigBoss: I’m already striking it today... it doesn’t help.
[17:37:52] BigBoss: sitting dumb looking at the monitor, clicking from one letter to another and not doing it
BigBoss: What to do with her? to shoot?
My wife: Have sex with her.
[17:46:03] Wife: Many bugs are fucking and bored precisely because of lack of courage
My wife: I have gone crazy! Go back!
BigBoss: Too Late

The governor once assured that this was not the case in reality – that is, it is pure truth – the prosecutor’s office thought.

Yesterday there was a noisy walk in the neighboring house. At ten o’clock I go out to the balcony to smoke and watch a clearly filled body fall out of the entrance. The body of this village in a new Audi and led the engine. Well, I think, where did we go in this way? Meanwhile, the Audi turned on the emergency signal, and with the speed of a wounded pedestrian went from the courtyard to a paid parking place next to the house!

The Smart:
Oh guys...
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to this:
- Hey, evaluate: the children's book "How the brave ruble of the clever dollar won"

Fuck it is fucking. "The Great Dollar"!!! to
I did not crap. There really is such a book. Author, beat yourself at the wall, cling to Rosenthal and never write anything again!! to

Learn the Russian language. In this case it is right. Character of the book "The Dutch Dollar". Who has won? The clever dollar.
An analogy is "a powerful enemy". Who has won? A powerful enemy.

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In fact, if we judge quite strictly, the verb "to win" demands the question "who? what?", because it runs the guilty fall. The dollar is "what", an unanimated object. Therefore, it would be right to "defeat the clever dollar".
There is, again, one "but": a stylistic approach of enthusiasm. If in the author’s story, the ruble and the dollar are real, live characters, then the wording of “beaten the clever dollar” becomes possible and justified.

The women just learned that a robber is wandering around the area:

Q: Do you not realize that I am the perfect target? All the thrillers begin so - a young naive beauty lives alone
In the body of an old broken aunt.

c) Christine Campbell

XXX: You just dreamed of me
YYY: Oh, and what did I do there?
XXX is still there))
XXX: Just stood up))
Well, in general, there was a crazy dream of some kind of children’s sanatorium, which is just a paradise for children!!! And there were huge carousels, such as in France, I ran on them, and I saw you small, you just stood next to these carousels))
YYY: There are toys, carousels, no need for work, and a manna meal without pieces...and I just stood? I will never forgive your subconscious mind.

A friend told a story. At work, they have a character whose crown word is "Beautiful!". And here he sits at the end of the working day, already tired, exhausted and a little less in himself, calls another tenant too on an important issue.
Q: Hi, tell me, did you sign the document that we gave you for consideration?
J : Yes.
P is beautiful.
And there was silence in the office, and it was only heard as a man at the other end of the wire whispered from the soul.

xxx: How do you continue to live when you learn that your child writes love fanfics on chips and deals and draw pictures to these stories?

How do I tell a girl I have a big penis?
u: tell her "I have a long lunch break... and not only he"

In the forum:
Matthew 628: Which doctor treats the gut?
Pleasant answer Shchuchko: gastroenterologist, surgeon, proctologist, therapist, and of course the favourite of grandmothers - Gennady Petrovich Malakhov))

I watched movies about war and...
Now I have my ancient tablet, stored since the sergeant army youth, in the chamber for maps pushed his Chinese (which is also a typical tablet) and cosplay border guard. It looks unusual: an old leather folder with an interactive map.

I have finally lost faith in humanity.

WOW :?? to

My new colleague (29 years old) believes that dinosaurs breathe fire. Failed to persuade

and Seraphim,
Yesterday was a joke, I remembered.
I went to the store after work.
I bought it all, and there was a rider sport in action.
I got 10-12 right away.

Captain Buran
KKK

and Seraphim,
I put them on a tape next to the box, they still dissolve, I collect
And there’s a man’s bas in the back – you don’t get your ass slipped?
I wore it, honestly :D
Slowly I turn, I think.

The Captain Buran,
Lool

and Seraphim,
And there an uncle stands with two children and they have a snickers in front of him.

The Captain Buran,
Looooooooool

Ohhhhhh It has happened!! 18 years after I graduated from school, I needed a carrier!
Ohhhhhh Of course I don’t have him near me.

Thorr: Strictly speaking, atoms never touch each other. There is always an empty place between them. What we call "touch" in the macro world, at the micro level, is an electrostatic repulsion between the external electrons of atoms from different bodies. Even if one body lies on the other, it does not lie on the micro level, but floats over it. Touching is always an illusion.
CMEX_MOHAXA: It is great! Tomorrow I will put my head on my boss. Fuck it, I’ll tell you that it’s fucking static.

Still, the boss changes something irreversibly in people’s brains. We had an employee, we sat in the same office, and he was on the side of the boss fools, and in general, he was an ordinary normal guy. Well, then it happened to him to serve to the boss and he invented what no one of the pidoas who preceded him did: to control the order in individual closets for changing clothes and in refrigerators. And he still pretends that it is he who pays us the salary from his pocket, calling him a thief.

YYY’s husband plays dance all night.
ZZZ and what?
YYY from my account!

The best shopping trip was done by my friend. I went for the potatoes and returned to the new Peugeot :-)

Announcement on the city portal and comments to it.
If anyone is waiting for the 36 bus (Ramenskoe - Arinino) which leaves Arinino at 8:10, then don't wait, he will be upset. In him on the bridge in Antonovo entered a truck Ural"
The comments:
The driver of the Ural decided to take the bus, but forgot to leave the Ural