I dreamed this morning that I was at work, Wednesday, and Thursday was a holiday. At the end of the day, the mail came that in connection with the holiday, Thursday was declared a day off, etc.
After a while the alarm clock rings, I remember what day today - Thursday - is a holiday! Continue to sleep. Minutes after the 10 subconscious start of the rebellion, I woke up, checked, exactly on Thursday, like a weekend, and what holiday is it?
I thought, I thought, and I realized that I was kidding myself.
I had to go to work...

From Rosbalt:

Russia is one of the northernmost countries in the world, but for the Winter Olympics we have found the only subtropical point where there is a shortage of snow in February.

Reviews about myelofone on the website of the auto sound:

At first I thought it was a waterfall, but then I bought it and I did not regret it. VAZ 2107 works perfectly.I didn't even start updating the firmware.In the new firmware, games were added to play in someone else's brain and send SMS, but I don't need it. It is bad that he does not read the minds of the police officers, although it may not be a cradle of the device, but simply the police officers are arranged like ringworms and they have no brain. The rest is very pleased.

xxx: Now all the owners of iPhones, who ever stumbled upon them, are miserable. Released on Android...

- While going to you by the courtyards, they invented a rhythm to the Novgorod Avenue. He is ugly!! to
and NDA. I would envy Brodsky your idiotic rhythm

It is epic!
The professor, pointing out and correcting the mistake of the student (a African-American) added - "Eh, darkness...!"

I don’t know how they succeeded, but in this country even chains are leased to slaves.

How are your new headphones?
They are cute, mime. I have love with them. I think
Soon we’ll be playing the game.)
The stamp is guaranteed!

CherryJB: The most pleasant thing about pregnancy is that you don’t need to pull your stomach anymore.))

XXX: I have a sexual disorder
YYY: Are you serious?
XXX: No more serious (no one gives it! I am upset...

If you search for the word "why" in Google, the first two clues are "Why does it not give?" and "Why am I so stupid?" These are the main questions of mankind :)

DesterDoz: Women are the bug of our world, through them you can incorporate your code into this world.

This morning, I was greeted by the Tajik courtman with the words:"Healthy bulls". I still can’t go away ?

XXX: At the entrance, the pids are smoking again!
YYY: What did you say? Where did the gay come from in our entrance and what did you get from?
XXX: I have nothing against gays. Gay are those who are each other in...., and these are the Pidors. Smoke cuts the eyes.

As for the interesting names: I sit in the clinic with my daughter in line for a reception. From nothing to do we read all the tablets on the door and she says to me: "This doctor needs to be introduced to our bodybuilder."
I am her: Why?
She: His name is Ibatullin.
I: And what then?
She: And the fist is Ibasheva.

Now on the main Yandex the main events of the day in Peter:
Incasators, robbed for 150 million rubles, carried the money of the bank "Opening"
- On the repair of the metro station "Ligovsky Prospect" will spend 150 million rubles

A straight in a straight.

Comment to photo about news about gifted car seats to mothers in the nursery

Uhastik wrote (a):
In the photo such a buzz :)
Elektronik wrote(a):What is immediately a buzz, a normal man in moderation. And what should be the inspector of GIBD, bad thing.
Uhastik wrote(a): Funny! but I am generally about the child :)

Eyes of Staff:

The candidate fell asleep during the interview. As an excuse, he said that he came back from the night shift and didn’t have time to sleep. And when he woke up, he began to talk about his Siberian cat, who scattered his neighbor’s pudel. The comrades did not take this work, but he then left a few times on the reception for me photos of his cat. Please place them on the desk.

All in the hole, terrible. Please look at the workbook. He said, “No, I’m starting my life with a clean sheet. Then he pulls a chicken egg out of his pocket and says, “This is a surprise for you. Take me to work, I’ll show you a lot of surprises.”

A candidate calls the agency.
I say, come tomorrow, let’s meet, let’s talk more in detail.
I am married!
It is wonderful! The purpose of our acquaintance is completely different.
Absolutely serious tomorrow, right? Should I shave?
You can wash at the same time.
and well.

The title of the document immediately shows how much work has been put into it.
WOW: is it how?
Well, over IMG_0783-Edit-2-Edit-2-Edit.tif.jpg you can see that you’ve been fucking long.

Grandma, 89 years old, in anger at the holiday table:
Can anyone tell me what your internet is?! to