Applicants of the Institute of Hydrodynamics named after Lavrentiev.
- "Mom, I decided to go to ISIS!"

Congregatio: And it’s true—who said that you can’t get good about people? By the way, one of the first works about the captain was the Gospel. There was a cool guy under the year fashion. Normal book is done.

>>> as some husbands do, it is better to fuck with a borsch

I wonder - is it so strong principle of "no sex before the wedding" or are they doing some special magic that instantly and irrevocably turns your spouse into impotent? Otherwise, how do you marry a man who is so dissatisfied with you? According to the principle "the main thing is that a person is good"? So don’t worry, you didn’t order sex. Or does his fucking potential decrease already in the process of family life? If so, don’t you think it’s not just your husband’s fault?

We are asked who in Russia will be called fascists next week?

- The biggest chances to get this title have Russian long-distance drivers.

In the evening we sit and watch the telephone, the wife begins to sneeze.
It is a foolish habit from childhood to squeeze a finger in the mouth of a whisperer.
She is Fu. Do you sweat the cat’s finger first after me?? to
(The cat also loves to pose, you can stick over it too))))
I was not confused and cried in response.
The cat says the same thing about you.)

Wherever you go, Russia’s enemies are everywhere.
Maybe I don’t care less?

Why do you wash dark clothes with light clothes?? to
Husband: And I threw two powder tablets into the drum of the machine, one for the dark linen and one for the white.

I sit behind the computer... suddenly the phone rings. I raise the phone, I say, “Alle,” a woman’s voice says, “I’d like to talk to you on one topic.” I think the preachers are calling... And my mood is good, fun, innocent... Well, I think we’ll talk to you now... And my interlocutor in the meantime continues: “Do you know that there will soon be one government on the whole Earth?” I answered, “Yes, I know.” She begins to say the following learned phrase, but then it comes to her that something is wrong and she, interrupted by half a word, no longer so confidently asks, "Do you know?". I say, “Of course I know...” At the other end of the wire there is a slight stupor, confusion... Then they decide to ask me, “How do you know?” Well then the answer came by itself and I said, “Well, I can’t tell you that, I don’t know you!!!” My interlocutor, completely confused, confirmed, “Yes, you don’t know me...” and added thoughtfully, “I don’t know you either...” After which she apparently needed an urgent restart, she quickly said, "Well you know about the government - well. Goodbye” and hanged the bell... And I realized that I had finally come up with and tried a polite and intelligent way of fighting preachers. Take your arms!! May the strength be with you!! to

About the "incomprehensible" surroundings:

I have problems with my back. The doctor prohibited raising more than 5 kg. And at work sometimes you have to lift something, put it in the trunk, etc. In the little things.

When you explain to strangers about the back, it begins: What are you treating? and who? and there I know the clinic... but here I have a brother...

Once I brought the client a small such a box, 20 kilograms (I was loaded by my workers). Two small warehouses. Please accept (go out of the luggage box), call the cargoes. "Is it heavy or are you so weak?"
And here I stumbled. I can’t, I say, I’m injured in the stomach! The smiles flipped, the carriers were found.

I have been saying so to everyone since then.

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From chat WoW:
I also have an alt with Nick Alkashonok.
Medprof: If we talk about the nics associated with alcohol, then I have a Persian with the nick Porapobaram!)
What do you know about nick...

What is better, a dark past or a bright future?
A strong present

Max approaches the printer and says, “These printers are all the same, they only need paper.”

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Toner and spare parts. But Max can only give paper.

You: I look at a child with a color. And I remember how it was angry in my childhood that there was no flomaster of the body color. Didn’t any of the producers really get there before?!)
I would cut...

There is a joke: a black man bought a car, came home, his wife asks what color. The answer is simple: "Body, dear!"

Pope Francis has called for resistance to terrorists.
Finally the good old crucifixion!

I am a girl.
I don’t want to wait for 10 seconds of advertising.
I want to see a supermarket visitor assault a guard with a tail.

I went home with the girl. Next to the store is a little cat sitting and cuddling. We felt sorry for him, went to the same store, bought a bag of food. Just going to feed him, as the woman behind the shelf (a mini-market at the exit) says, say no need, he is already sick of food. It turned out that, according to her observations, he is fed every 5-15 minutes, and this little snake eats without tiredness, and then gets sick.

A friend told me a story today.

A girl from Moscow came to the neighboring house. A friend came to her and met her. They stand, they talk. The conversation is about her parents. She was an orphan, her mother and father died. A friend says, sorry she immediately became, does not even know what to talk about next. He asked something:

Do you have brothers or sisters?

She looks at him somewhat dissatisfied. A friend asks:

What is?

She answers:

There were three brothers and they all died.

My friend is completely frozen. What to do next is unclear. He thinks it needs to be entertained somehow. He says:

Do you have a guy?

She answers:

It was.

My friend rejoiced:

Why did they break up?

She is:

is dead.

–...

Okay then I went.

Going past the Letuval store today, I saw a huge inscription "50% OFF ALL" Well, I think I will drink the toilet water that I like and that I wanted... The price of toilet water ~2850rub. 1450r is a good offer. I come in, and here is the value of my dreams! Overturned old price 5490 and new advantageous price - 2700r!!! to

Great action, I thought and went on.

I went to the supermarket for a weekend dinner. At the entrance there is a broken grandmother with a chariot, crawling in her belts and cuddling, I pass by, hearing louder, some nonsense, the son of a drug addict, in the house, hungry for the third day, and all that. I bought it, went out on the street, the grandmother stood and cried without stopping, sadly pressing. It became interesting, went five meters away, sat on the fence and smoked. I see it going on. After a few minutes of waiting, the lady comes out and gives the grandmother bread, eggs and butter like butter. The grandmother cries and dissipates in thanksgiving, cleans the car in the cart and continues to cry and cry. A couple of minutes later, the pair comes out and gives the grandmother some cans, more bread, milk, cheese and a stick of sausage. Grandma thanked, cried and worshiped. He puts everything in his bag and continues to stand. I go out with a baby, give a small package with a German, give it to your grandmother. In the package round bread, such as a coke box of the type of crops in bags and a few more, small brown yet, apparently a heavy package. The lady offers to take her grandmother home, but in rejection, she seems to be nearby. The chubby with the dieth falls, the grandmother continues to stone and read.

I go to the store, tell the guards that the grandmother at the entrance is robbing the buyers, crying terribly and in general with me only broke the slices for half a piece. And the guard says they can't drive her out, a couple of hours ago they tried, the uncles came unwashed and promised to ruin the store if they were expelled again.

Such things. Help the grandmothers.