The Middle Ages.

of Russia. The beginning of the eighteenth century was a turbulent time.

In one small town, the inhabitants believed the man who screamed that he was a Tsarevich. We went on a journey to Moscow, but on the way they remembered that many people know this person from childhood, his parents also know him, and he can not be Tsarevich. The self-called man was hanged on the nearest oak and went on his way.

After my dad’s death, I keep my little family...Getting out with a glamorous girlfriend I see that your attention gets to her, so I have nothing left but to humbly go into the shadow.No matter what you have written so emotionally, you will still cling to bright butterflies and then produce such posts. And I will still pull heavy bags out of the store and dream of a man in the house. This is the case with the big letter.
– – – – –
Dear girl, you would at least leave contact information. I am tired of living only for myself. 218 404 217

I’m talking now with a client about the advantages of a two-camera registrator:
You can also turn to the side of the hoist if necessary.
It is better to turn the machine gun out!

That's before the processors did with the legs and they like me more, they're convenient to shave the beard.

There is an infinite number of variables in the operation.
The first approaches the controller and says:
I have 320 kilobytes.
The controller discloses. Suitable for the second:
I have 160 kilobytes.
The controller gives. The Third:
I have 80 KB.
Controller: "Everything, we’ve got it, there’s 640 kB at all and don’t fuck it".

That controller was Bill Gates.

This is what - the computer worker is ringing and crying: on the English layout it is necessary to write in Russian letters "Caracatica smelled eight-legged";

After all, we have had a pioneer grandfather who slayed a musician, a deceiver humiliates the stallion, a constant addict modeled a sevryugu, a pedestrian barsucks a pilgrim, a light alchemy crushes a virus. and etc. But I got it – the knot of the dancer embraces the puppy!

He left the house to a stop (near the cemetery), forgot to turn off the wi-fi on his phone. And then, the notification, available network, I open, the network is called "Come to us". I’m afraid to connect, suddenly they’ll get up and hang up with me.

I have a friend who I regularly give a cigarette, then money for food. Here I go to work, I see a friend, I have prepared a cigarette for him and I am going to give him, he stops me climbing into my pocket and gets a pack of banknotes of 50 rubles each and stretches me one. I thought about myself how long I lived that I had to give money.)))

From the postgraduate blog:

Cyridwen: We had 2 annual grants, 75 subjects, 500 people in the control group, half-worked methodology and a whole bunch of literary data in different languages, as well as tequila, rum, a beer box, pure ester pinta and amylitrit. Not that it would be a necessary reserve for a dissertation study. But once you start doing scientific work, it becomes difficult to stop. The only thing I was worried about was VAC. There is nothing more helpless, irresponsible and corrupt than VAKOV publications. I knew that sooner or later we would get into that shit.

BTR-82 is landing in a parachute mode.
YYY is disembarking. But only once - he is very upset in the process.

Kira: Give up, our philosophy lesson in the drink is gone! The new one will come today.
Christo: Philosophy and alcohol - concepts inseparable ;)

One day I ate strawberries. But the strawberries were rotten, and the cream was of some strange color and taste. After this gastronomic experience, I didn’t get out of the toilet for a week, after which I vowed never to eat strawberries with cream. I hate these products with all my heart. When I see somebody eating them, I don’t think it can be damn delicious because I’ve eaten a spoiled strawberry with cream.
What a nonsense, right?
But this is how all your posts look on the topic "All men/women are goats/wives!".

Don’t look there, there’s dust.
I am looking at the mould.

I came from a business trip, I make an advance report in Excel. I decided to enter personal expenses under the form of transport expenses... I record, and he issues "LOG"! I was sitting in a stool, shamed by the computer. It turned out that I just made a mistake in the formula, but the amount still did not fit...

If at work at work start storing not only cups and tapes, but also charging from the phone, then you can safely claim that you have a relationship with work=(

I noticed an interesting thing in people - it is worth one to mock wherever, immediately there will be a second, who will hit the same place, others will try to clean up, then they stop coping, but continue to maintain the state that was before the first bunch... but gradually the original place becomes where they go to mock, bowl, plow, and so on... so happens with entrances, parks, with forests, rivers, lakes, and a simple and obvious example - people, you have mocked the old humorous resource!!! Do you have little contact?? to

An acquaintance squeezed from the elevator in which he was stuck.
I sit in the elevator and almost fall asleep. I hear a voice coming upstairs and saying:
The elevator, the button is down again.
It’s not the button, it’s the elevator.
What did you take?
I sit in it...

Is the source weak? Or the main
to defile your country, and the truth or not -
by Pofig?
There was such a court. There is an article on
judgment, and that the accused
submitted to the cassation. Google to help. About
Statement of claims to judges,
issuing such sentences.
The country here is not important.

and----

Guys, it may be enough. Let’s turn the hose again.

Share the invention:
Now, when I open a new pack of cigarettes, I don’t throw away a piece of foil.
which covers the filters, and slightly bend to the desired size and
I swear under the cellophane, closing the scary picture.
Just don’t tell anyone, or they’ll start printing a scandal right on this piece of foil.

Difference between a man and a woman:
M is going on a day trip. It specifies whether there is a toothbrush in the hotel, and then "I am slightly, the brush is not even where to put".
He goes on a day trip. It specifies whether there is a toothbrush in the hotel, and then "my suitcase no longer fits".