Today, it is not enough to do nonsense, it needs to be posted on the Internet.

When I was 7, I was punished and forced to sit at home all day in the holidays. Inviting anyone was also strictly prohibited. In the morning, the parents went to work with the instruction to sit all day and teach lessons. It wasn’t over half an hour, as a friend knocks on the door, Mishka, calls for a walk. I explained to him that he said so and so... Well, then he came up with the idea of sitting down and playing Dendy while his ancestors were gone. We sit down and play for another hour. And then suddenly the key in the door checked - the father came home unexpectedly early. Well, I instantly suck the mouse in the closet - shake, say, take what I forgot, and go back to work, sit for 5 minutes.
My father comes into my room:
What are you doing?
I do lessons.
– Oh, and the console is included.
There was something in the closet.
Who is you?
and none.
Father opens the closet, and Mishka has nothing wiser than to ask:
Hi to you. Is Dennis at home?
“Yes, but he won’t go for a walk,” said the father and closed the door of the closet.

Traditional medicine is when people who live on average 70 years are treated according to the prescriptions of people who lived on average 30 years.

From the discussion of the radioactive spot in Perm:
yyy1: The fifth eye has something chested.
YYY2: My enotoeage says it’s for rain.

A small handmade group is looking for a designer to create a logo. We are not yet wealthy, so we can pay with wooden spoon.
WOW: This is how you study for a designer for 5 years, then you still accumulate experience, and you work for wooden tablespoons)
Do you think it’s easy to make wooden spots? And while the wooden spoonful can be learned to do and without fingers.

xxx: Listen, but if when you type a password, you try not to specifically think about the characters you enter, or suddenly someone takes the password out of your head - it's quite bad, right?
YYY: Make a hat of foil...

By the way, the car is actually driven on reflexes. Only these reflexes are pre-educated - ideally, first as an instructor in a car school, then as an instructor at the extreme, then independently during the acquisition of experience. The brains at this time work out completely different tasks: signs, lighting, priorities, pedestrians running in improper places, fools on the road...

And if instead of looking at the road and predicting the situation for five, ten and thirty seconds ahead, convulsively trying to remember where and how to switch the transmission, in the category of fools on the road you definitely fall, and, most likely, in the nearest GIBD you also fall.

We collect signatures under the document on the project in a large state organization. Officials are a clear thing people are specific, just so nobody will agree on anything, the whole soul is taken out, splashed there and stuck back. So we sent our best seller, he is a MMA fighter, 140 kg+, big and terribly charming. Part of the signatures are collected, we get to one boss (No1). He goes to his office, sits on a chair, puts documents on the table - sign. In the cabinet there is also the head (No. 2) of the person to whom the signature was brought. The chief (No.1) is capricious, does not want to sign, calls even higher "the most important" (No.3) type "what was brought to me for courage?". The main saying is - "I know, don't be upset, sign". But the boss (No.1) continues to be capricious and tries to get rid of responsibility, such as "need to study...", "go then...", "I now have a meeting will be...". In the end, despite all the warnings, Naotrez refused to sign. We need a signature very much today, there is an uncomfortable break. Our seller rattled on the chair breaks his neck. Everyone in the office is in shock. The leader (No2) runs to the table and with the words "I will sign everything now!" signs the document for his subordinate. The seller takes the document and silently leaves the office.

By the way, this was the third chair he broke for the project. Two more tables.

A family of philologists.
(A letter from my husband)
[8:56, 03.11.2017] Favorite: Okay
[9:42, 03.11.2017] Tessa04: Do not write OK - you are Russian
[9:43, 03.11.2017] Tessa04: Can answer - well
[9:43, 03.11.2017] Tessa04: Or at least – UGU)))
[9:44, 03.11.2017] Favorite: What is this?
[9:47, 03.11.2017] Favorite: Words - coffee, parachute and cap are also borrowed
[9:51, 03.11.2017] Beloved: And so they would be called - a black jewel, a headdress and a device, so that they don't go to death from a large height

My neighbors have 7 children of which 4 boys and 3 girls, 4 dogs (two courtyards, a giant shepherd and a kitten), 9 cats (almost all the animals were taken from terrible conditions) The husband works all day, running only for lunch, and the wife in the evenings (fitness coach). From the house always smells delicious, inside clean (sometimes I go for tea), children learn well, very independent. They regularly go out for the weekend to rest all the scope. Very cute, fun, responsive and kind guys. I think they are satanists.)

A: Known documentary writer Lovecraft.
B: He is a fantasy.
C: He described his glutes, meaning a documentary.

News: "The Court arrested the accounts of the former head of the Russian Post"
Let the money back now only be received by post in Russia
YYY: separately for each ruble
xxx: defending a separate row for each ruble
Zzz: a quarter of rubles should be lost on the way
xxx: let them look through the tracking packages

Question to our newspaper:

Isn’t “Nahui” well written? The same direction as “left” or “right”.

We answered:
- Alexey, in general, this is a controversial question about the spelling of such expressions. On the one hand, this can be viewed as a side (left, right, as you said), on the other – as a specific direction to a place (to Berlin). It is necessary to catch a thin line in the use of the options "nahuy" and "on the fox". There is the term “Nahui”. It makes sense of “why.” There is also an interdomain of the same name, which is used simply to link words in a sentence. Wear a hat or get a cold. Unlike the nonsense, “in the ass” should be understood literally... In any case, there is a test word “in the ass.” If you doubt how to properly write a business letter, replace “on the ass” with “on the ass”. If the meaning has not changed, it should be written separately. And if "naughty" can be painlessly removed from the text, then it is written jointly and stands out, naughty, curved.

The Garden

>> - The vibrator is good to smash eggs.

Who is good and who is hurt?

X: give advice, what to give a fan of Game of Thrones on the sunrise
Good shit and poison.

In the evening, I take the bus to work.
The bus broke down and everyone went to pick up their tickets. When approximately half of the passengers are left, the driver with the words “I’m off” closes the door and starts the movement!
The misunderstanding of the people who remained at the stop had no limits.
I thought I was rid of the sinners.)

Wut: - The sign in the logo is not that important... But here we introduce the group "Floaters in the stomach." What is playing? What if there is a knife in the logo?

Alexander: I watched the story of two psychics who organized a mass shooting at school. I didn't have time to close the tab - contextual advertising offers to buy a machine, a tactical curtain to it, summaries...
Yandex, what do you push me to?

I came to the evening of a meeting in a cheap cafe - 18 years since the end of the universe. Singing the chord and folk songs, swinging clothes, shake marrakeches... To such life did not prepare me at 39 years of age, such a feeling that soon to die

Meanwhile, I fixed everything.
No in the sense of "nothing is broken now", but in the sense of "nothing is broken now"