I go on the countryside track, I see, mocked from a meeting, like a turn of a gait. I recalled a video on YouTube, where they compared how many drivers are flashing in the face and how many are not (there was a similar outcome). It became interesting how many involved drivers in our area. I slow down on the side, I sit and rest, the registrar writes. One murmured, the second, the third, murmur all unconditionally. The car counted 30. With incredible pride for our indifferent to other people drivers went, I see a pedestrian crossing and there really a police officer. The lying...

Downloaded the app for Android "Taro Cards". I launched a psychiatric consultation advertisement. But it really is me...

It is injection

For several years, I have been sluggish with several grandmothers from my house about feeding cats: the tailings have finally flogged. In the warm weather, not only can I see the grassy picture: cats sleep or just sneeze in the sun, and from their bats, right under the cat's nose, a bunch of pigeons, vores and vores are fed. On the fifth, I noticed a rat jumping out of the basement, pulling something out of the cat's pad and diving back into the basement. There was no reaction from the cats. Calling SES for rats? These grandmothers dress up on them worse than angry dogs, how, cats will be consumed. Together with rats, which, according to the grandmother's version, cats have eaten for a long time. For the experiment, I suggested that a couple of the most active and agile nursing grandmothers spend the night in the basement. One of them (!!) The night. With me the rackets, the dryest and cleanest part of the basement, tea cookies, radio and one and a half thousand each. Do you know on what pretext they refused? Rats in the basement! Supposedly eaten by cats. Not dirty, raw, harmful to the old woman's body, and at home, grandfather with a clove on the front, no... They were afraid of rats!

Our team is quite young, the average age is 27 years old. One colleague (uncle about 40) is very happy in the case of standing up in the position "you are all young-green, and I have three children, and I will tell you as a wise man of life". Next follows a sermon on a random topic - what is right, what is wrong, how to eat and what movie to watch.

One day someone did not stand it, asked how having children affects the understanding of which book is good, which is bad. What was the boss!

In front of the entrance is a building. See from the windows. Suddenly a people from the neighboring department rushes in - it is burning!
All to the windows - there is such a hollow smoke from one window. Firefighters have arrived (we have our own firefighter, in two steps)
Well, okay, the men at the windows knock, watch the development, comment. Our chief - oh, they are already shooting... goats... blins, this is always so... the fools-spectators will forever rush... and so on. A couple of passers on their mobile phones.
Here the boss shakes his smartphone, he - Oh! the daughter writes... Daddy, the cat is burning... and photos... blin! The goat!!! to

My husband and I are in the car, the window on my side is open. I cut my hair to

and intertwined.
M: Is it so from you?
I: What is it?
M: Well, such a hernia is pleasant.

On the street I saw a parking in the wrong place "audi" with a room modestly covered with such a yellow cloth. From under the cloth appeared the last two letters - AK. Imagination immediately prompted the first three...

Regular sex is the most extensive concept in time.

At the beginning of 1946, the Politburo decided to divide the Coal Industry Narcomate into two - for the western regions of the country and the eastern. It was assumed that they would be headed by V.V. Vahrushev and D.G. Onika. Beria called both and proposed to divide the property of the Narcomate lovingly. Then he called them again and asked Wachrushev, “Are there any claims?” He said they shared everything right. Then Beria said to Onika, “What do you think?” Onika said, “I have complaints. All the best footage was taken by Wachrushev, and all the best sanatoriums and rest homes too. Beria reasoned: "When Wahhrushev believes that everything was divided correctly, and Onika objects, we will do this: Wahhrushev will be the narcissist of the eastern regions, and Onika - the westerns." The meeting has ended.

The crime.
Today in the District of Railways, an offender under the guise of works of F. List played Schubert's nothing suspicious audience for two hours!

XXX: What is your diet?

It’s not delicious – it can’t!! to

Returning from work, I occasionally see a man walking out a fairly large shepherd. And recently I saw him discussing something fiercely with some aunt. As I suspect, she was unhappy that his dog did not wear a shirt, because now the shepherd has started to walk with a shirt. In the teeth.

Heating in the UK:
Companies that supply electricity and gas (this is a competitive market, and you can choose who to buy heat, just like you choose which gas station to refuel your car) give a list of tips on how not to freeze in the winter. One of them is to get a cat. Because the cat is warm and does not consume electricity.

Slow meat eating
Stunned shrimpers
Vegetarian Fast and Catch
He caught the salad, killed and ate.

our JEC perfectly mastered the skill "snow cleaning in the neighboring yard";

Because the new MacBook does not have USB:

XXX: I am, of course, a man not young, everybody has seen. This is what I will tell you, guys. When the mobile phones just appeared, one man was selling them. He had all four of them in use and he was constantly talking to someone at the clients. For a demonstration, so to speak. And then he got a brain tumor and tried with the manufacturer company. And now the question: is it so good that the world is increasingly saturated with high-frequency radiation and is it not better in most situations to use cables, connectors, etc.? Or let’s say that the cockroaches in our houses almost didn’t get somewhere right after 2000, why would that be?

ZZZ: I, as a person even older and sloppy, will say more – all the tight wires and electrification – passion as dangerous! In our 20s, GOELRO conducted electrification, so one man hit the wire and killed its current! There have also been no bugs in our houses since then. So it is better to write all the info on paper, and even better - on the barrel - it is without chemistry.

I found out that Olya kept the sweater in the stack and I was in the stack.

And my surgeon very much liked my blind intestine, so admired, so admired, no words. As in a textbook, he said. Therefore, if I don’t look very good, I always remind myself that I have a magnificent blind bowel. What matters is not what’s outside, but what’s inside.

Today I went to the store for vegetable oil, didn’t take the phone and came back in an hour with a little because I watched the excavator dig a pit-hot really since childhood hadn’t seen this exciting spectacle)

My wife, after a slight pitch, told me that I now have the full right to write a letter to Santa and ask for a gift.

My husband and I are in the car, the window on my side is open. I cut my hair to

and intertwined.

M: Is it so from you?

I : What? O_O

M: Well, such a hernia is pleasant.