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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89560
 11.11.2013
Why are there no tanks or BTRs in zombie films?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89559
 11.11.2013
It was very symbolic to see an announcement on television "Under the power of garbage" on the day of the police ))).

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89558
 11.11.2013
Yuri 17:50:40
My life will not be the same.
by Artem 17:51:00
Do not be upset. I will never recognize the person in the mirror. He is below me in height, thick and generally...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89557
 11.11.2013
Conversation with one. She sits and reads a magazine.

See also: 4D Ultra
I: Is it like, during the ultrasound, you are wrapped in the face with fetal water? = D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89556
 11.11.2013
From Harbor:
I’m not saying that C++11 is bad. C++ is an excellent multi-paradigm language. But it has one serious disadvantage, the only disadvantage is the programmers who write on it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89555
 11.11.2013
Why do you call your girlfriend Bastille?
I took it on July 14.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89554
 11.11.2013
Haubits B-4 took part in the Finnish War. Soviet soldiers dubbed her a “Karelian sculptor” (when firing on the Finnish DOTs, B-4 shells turned these structures into a strange blend of concrete pieces and iron armor). (The Viking)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89553
 11.11.2013
News on Yandex: "In Adygea took place the exhibition of dolls-haishnikov"
the first comment: "Pins and pins in the set?"

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89552
 11.11.2013
From the book discussion:
These are terrible immortal creatures that suck out joy, love and vitality from people.
The dementors?
The Members!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89551
 11.11.2013
In reference literature distinguish the "upper hanging line" (Eng. widow – widow) and the “lower hanging line” Orphan is an orphan. In the Russian printing jargon, both are called "blade lines".

(Source from Wikipedia)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89550
 11.11.2013
>Rinkunto-neu (@last.fm)

His poetry saved me from suicide in the third grade. Only thanks to Dolphin, I am now in the fourth.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89549
 11.11.2013
Yesterday I discussed something with the child, we talked about transvestites, and I forgot that word.
WOW: and... She suggested?
Ohhhhh no no. I say, so unusual...
The child is gay.
I am: No
The child is bisexual.
I: Well, these guys who dress up as women, fucking...
The idiots are idiots???! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89548
 11.11.2013
I thought in the dining room:
Two loaves of bread – Army Big Mac

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89547
 11.11.2013
There is no captain on the submarine. There is a Commander!"

What about Nemo? O_o :` (

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89546
 11.11.2013
Other than black humor, and you can’t name it.
The news is:
In the city X, the Goths were sitting at the cemetery at night. The satanists came and offered ready sacrifices.
One man managed to escape.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89545
 10.11.2013
We have not lived through easy times. But Russia is not a Titanic, but a great state, the main wealth of which is our great people living in it. We have a lot of honest, decent, decent people who every day contribute to the well-being of our homeland, develop and equip it... And not because they do not know how to steal something or how to leave. Because we have her.

If there are other people who think and think like that...
Just thank you, man!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89544
 10.11.2013
How is the Rosomaha immortal? Who has seen the movie?
WOW: There is one moment in the film that distinguishes it epically from everything that was before it on the domestic film market of translation films. It is unclear whether this is a single explosion of a supernova or the beginning of a new era.
Zzzz: What are you talking about?
ууу: For the first time "protein" was translated not as "protein", but correctly - "protein". I barely fell out of the chair, swung over to make sure I didn’t feel. The most surprising episode of the film.
I once heard in a movie that instead of carbohydrates they said carbohydrates.
Wrong, there was no such thing, I would know.
Q: How is the movie?

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89543
 10.11.2013
From an interview with the new top manager of the network of cafes in Novosibirsk who came from the United States
The story began six months ago when a recruiter called me and asked: Would I be interested in a top manager position in a coffee company in Europe? My wife said: Of course, Europe is great. And when we were called for the first time on this position, I asked: where is it in Europe? They told me it was Russia. Well, okay, I replied, Moscow is also a good city. This is not in Moscow, they told me. This is Novosibirsk - on the other half of Russia."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89542
 10.11.2013
I’m not lucky with cars and life. I bought my first car "Tavria" started doing not finished abandoned, not enough time. Purchased the second "Opel" broken engine, repaired it twice for the third time dropped. Purchased the third "Mazda" broken engine on spare parts of money is not enough postponed to better times. Purchased the fourth "Vatican USSR Moskvich 2140", already in it the hell that breaks and spare parts are cheap, to find easy, not covetous in maintenance and operation - in the end, he was kidnapped... and now in search.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89541
 10.11.2013
How to remove the thermometer from clothes?

The WebKids!! to
Pick up your head, ubiquity.
Tagged: prostitute
Annie probably didn’t do anything :D

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