The dean of the FNO at the parental meeting today burned off.
"... And the employer will look primarily at the points of those employees who will want to pick up."
You won’t tell me exactly, fucking.

If cellular operators become electricity suppliers:

"Do you like straight numbers? Option second kilowatt-every second kilowatt for free!" Small font: first kilowatt at double price, connection option 10 rubles, disconnect 1000 rubles.
Charge your devices at night! Night charging option with a 90% discount Small font: We have a night from 3.00 to 6.00, hopefully your devices will already charge until 3.00 even if they are Androids.
"Economic housewife option: reduce power consumption at peak times by 30% and get a 100 kilowatt bonus!"Small font: the bonus must be used from 3.00 to 6.00 no more than 3 kilowatt every night

Lunch conversation: Dad, who is Alfons?
Father: Alfons is a man to whom a woman buys clothes, drives to a restaurant, or just gives money.
My mom alphons???? to

Americans are so politically correct - now I watch the movie "Normans" about how the Vikings arrived in America. One of the Negro Vikings.

xxx: And I wanted to be at home for two days - eve, the daddy wants to pull me out on the shells tomorrow.
yyy: what naked shells in November cold rain snow death empty wind
Tagged: KMM
yyy: I think I accidentally composed a new song dimmu borgir

The metro on Sunday morning. I go to work among sleeping people.
Department of Transport "Spain" The driver with a serious voice:
Carefully, the doors smile.
I was tired to imagine it.)

Where did this vineyard fall? Here it can't be, I'll go here to make it more convenient to search - BLUE!!!! to

In the Habr. From the discussion of the armor:

Not a fact, sometimes it’s better for a bullet to take off than that.

YYY: Which organ is better for the bullet to pass through?

ZZZ: The Brain

Shurupchik: See, the child on the question of where I appeared must either say the truth and corrupt it, or lie to him, and feel like a scapegoat speaking to children.
“Well, put yourself on a bed with cabbage and tell the truth, cha.

An old quote:

2012-11-18 22:35
"xxx: Why do you call it a gun?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He is Yuri Jurich. Yuri Yurich - Yuu - 2u - u2 - to you too (you too) - TT - pistol TT - pistol.
xxx: #$% o_0"

And my acquaintance was named Veniamin, because of the name got chased Schwarzenegger (Arnie at the same time he obviously did not pull)
He was called Wena, then he began to be called Winnie, then someone thought that the full name would be Vincent, someone called him Van Gogh, went to the artists (the companion we have is an intellectual), visited Monet, and Raphael, and a bunch of people. When they came to Leonardo da Vinci, they found that Leonardo was also DiCaprio. Go to the actors. And now, when this crazy creature got the clique of Schwarzenegger, they decided to stop.

Men and women are not perfect.
Tagged Bauman

BadGirl: Bobs are fish.They suspect it was done intentionally to taste their meat during fasting.Bobs spend most of their time underwater—that is, fish.

A Turtle from the point of view of religious gastronomy is considered a nut.

Where will the curvature of the water mass arise on the flat Earth?

The heavenly bow with its mass presses on the water floor and curves it, what is incomprehensible here?

The xxx:
Now there is a good science transmission 2.0 about the Chelyabinsk meteorite
The xxx:
There were simple single-cell bacteria found on it, so life did not originate on our planet.
yyy: and I'm more interested - how to lose weight breast larger to leave, and you are here about microbes

Commentary on the album of the metal band:

There's enough metal in these 39 seconds to rebuild the twin towers...

More and more comments from Habr!
In the case of a number Pi equal to 4:

The current situation in fundamental quantum physics reminds me of scientists wandering in a dark room. They stumbled on the forehead of something hard, knocked their fingers into that hardest, and concluded – the refrigerator! So there is a pen, I touched the pen - the theory is confirmed. And the door to the room with the light switch stands up and thinks, “Here’s fucking! I have a refrigerator (

How to measure, how to measure? Where to start? From the lobby?
ууу - correctly measure a couple of centimeters from the lob, 15 cm
nn - I always measure from my ass, 45 cm
mmm - measure from the kitchen, 7 meters
iii - measured from dachi, 110 km

Few people know that in addition to Halloween, Deputy Milonov seeks to schoolchildren playing knights or cowboys.
Who said to you, children allowed to be knights, the deputy cries furiously, they are all Catholics?! Cowboys are generally the creation of a rotten America.

xxx:I want to ask a girl for a password from a contact to check if she is communicating with other guys
yyy: bad idea. she may ask for your password in return
xxx and what?
Yyy: well, and she’ll watch if you’re communicating with other guys

There are self-confident young people who think of others as idiots:

"Get illiterate children who did not learn computer science"

Let you know, you are our literate, that a decade ago computer science in many schools of many cities was not in principle, in universities taught anything but not the use of word, and a person may not know the elementary things in your field, but be a great specialist in their own.
Not knowing is not shameful - it is shameful not to ask.