X: Why are you crying?
A: This is how sad it is.
X : Why?
Q: Life is hard.
If I knew, I would probably have fixed it.
Or I cry because I have a great suffering soul. I either cry for happiness, or for not knowing what will happen tomorrow, or for being deadly.
Q: Have you been to a psychiatrist for a long time?
A: She is in the hospital.
X: I understand

From the New Building Forum:
I went out here sometime in the night on the balcony, the worker took the garbage into a container, then went through the center of the court and began to write loudly!!! I said to him "and you didn't feel so naive writing?"and he smiled gently and thanked him for the company he had made. It hurt my maiden soul and my female dignity was severely compromised!

X: Don’t even think of starting to mess with Leka. It was like Napoleon’s plans!! to
It is not shameful to walk with her on the street.
X: And that if the dentist and the practitioner look at it at the same time, they will see each other whole! You’ll be watching it from the KVD!
- him

XXX: What happened today?
Tagged: Petra 1
XXX: And what happened?
yyy: 10 levels in worms))

A young man to his girlfriend.
I am not stressed by what you do to me, I am stressed by how often you do it.

O'neell: What do you think of "real computer wallpapers"?
Scroll: Well, for example, a penguin eating an apple on the tomb of Bill Gates..."

Artists, let’s wait for the backdrop in the comics)))

Walking in the park. There are a couple of things ahead and something nice about it. Then they stop sharply and the girl, turning to the guy, turns her finger at the whistle. But her face is as if she was called the least crazy. The curiosity dissipates. I remove the headphones and then listen to the dialogue:
Q: Why did you hit your head? Which is married? What do I need??? And for you too?? to
You see only the shortcomings in everything. Look from the other side – I earn twice as much as you, I have my own home, and you live on a household. In addition, I know how to cook your favorite sushi, I am not scandalous and not scandalous. I do everything on my own, I also help you.
D: Fuck, and you won’t argue... hm... and in sex you’re nothing like that...
Q: Well what am I saying? You don’t look at the benefits.
Do you know how to cook borsches?
P: I can
Fuck, go out for me!!! to

She cried

My paint in the printer is over.
Not paint, but a toner. Have you printed my report?
Well, now I say I don’t have a computer printing.)
The computer cannot print.
Do I have to stick to every word I say?( by
Not to everyone.

Commentary under video

The video contains outspoken scenes of a sexual nature and is not recommended for viewing: pregnant children and animals with an unstable psyche.

I remember buying condoms for the first time. A young saleswoman, looking me in the eyes, asked me, “Why are they to you, boy?” And I replied, “Take it off the balcony,” because at the age of 13, I hadn’t learned to lie yet.

From the response to the post about the promotion of websites in Germany:

“The Germans do not understand intelligence and irony in principle. So if you are writing something in a funny style, it is better to immediately put the tag irony and write the word "lope". At the same time, they best understand the humor on the fecal-anal theme, which, to the Russian taste, is rude and wicked. That is, the joke about Lieutenant Rzhevsky will not go - painful tone. And this kind of kindergarten humor will excite you!

Sometimes there is so much to do in the lectures that even writing a lecture is necessary(((

One acquaintance believed that her boyfriend was ideal – she gave flowers, brought coffee to bed, went to the movie restaurants, and eventually he made her an offer, and she didn’t think long agreed.
They threatened an offgenic wedding, and at 9 o’clock in the morning after a tumultuous wedding night she gets a pinch under her ass with screams "and what fucking thing have you not prepared for me to eat yet?and "
Do you still believe that all men are goats? =) is

Thro world history, millions of people have believed that the earth is flat and that the sun revolves around the earth.
So tell Copernicus that they can’t be wrong.

by Upuiter:
Tell me about some simple Photoshop programs.

He almost died today. I was pushing in a giraffe, two girls were talking. One speaks very seriously. One says very seriously, "The life of something grew up with me and I am not at peace like that there. Am I pregnant, what do you think? I need to do the test. * pause * well or it's from chips"
Gary did not break his head.

Black_SKY (20:17:57 10/11/2010)
On cigarettes hits in the eyes the inscription "smoking kills"

Black_SKY (20:18:22 10/11/2010)
I offer to draw a shell on vodka and sign "drink jadu"

Rina (16:40:02 10/11/2010)
Life would be like in advertising: powders wash everything, babies are driven to an axial effect, from snickers splashes like from drugs, ballerinas eat Rafaello, everyone loves each other.

IceBoX (16:41:42 10/11/2010)
ah, and from the toilet when washing flyed these ugly colored from homeostasis advertising :D

from ZH

If on the box with the cleaner from the cooking for the teasers is written "Put the teasers in the dishwasher and pour out(pull out) the contents of the bag in the boiler", then, BAD!!!!!! There is no need to think about the topic: "and the naphiga to put it in the shell? And on the table will come down, a tea bar like electric...".
Just put it stupid, and it will not!!! Otherwise, you will wipe off the whole table and half the kitchen from this stinking shit.

by APD. Fuck it!! The fucking!! The fucking!!! to
If it is written on the bag "If it is left in the watermelon, heat it, but do not boil", then do not boil!!!!!!!! to
Otherwise, you will wipe out everything a second time and change the traffic jams in the hallway.
by APD. It was easier to buy a new one for 500 rubles.

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Kazakhstan welcomes joint statement of Russian presidents