From time to time, I contact a contractor from Yekaterinburg. Uncle himself is normal and quite condemned, but from his Ural speech I have ears in the tube, and if suddenly he speaks emotionally - I generally understand the meaning of the monologue only by the keywords caught.

The morning. An exciting dialogue with Nikolai Ivanych on the topic "Why have you not yet sent TZ and how do you want us to work?". He hurriedly justifies that the shash will all be, wait a little longer, on the move it burns up, at the end I just ask him to duplicate everything to the mail, because I am not sure that I correctly translated his speech into my language.

I put a phone. The colleague (happy)

There was a dialogue with a friendly civilization, right?

Sonetka: No, well, I understand, the contribution to American culture, all that. But I’t give it to Dylan. I would give Watson then.
Ivan: Are we really still talking about Nobel prizes?

XXX: I’m just going to check if there’s any dwarfs in this zoo.
xxx: there are no drownings, but there are eubelfars and binturons.
Is this a zoo, not a pharmacy?

Lios: I sit behind the piano, I look at the notes, I think... Then with the thought "you love the grip — let it go" I urgently remove the foot from the pedal
Lios: Well, there was no man nearby, or I would put it on the towel.

How can we force ourselves to something, knowing that not only we will all die, but the entire universe is waiting for a thermal death and the breakdown of ALL into elementary particles in hundreds of billions of years?! to

Five years ago my mom killed ants in the country.
Unintentionally
She knocked a nail, and the dumb insect ran out right under the hammer.
She still remembers the ants.

I always look for something positive in people.
Sometimes it’s just a positive floating.

XXX: Timor, good morning Comfortable to talk?

Good morning, how can I help?

XXX: Timor, I am in your business. Would you like to be rich in six months?

YYY: Okay, do you have masks and machines, as well as the schedule and routes of the collectors?

Commentary on the scientific-popular article:
<xxx>I went to read about polonium, tap on Wikipedia for 40 minutes...
<yyy>...awakened to an article about the confrontation between the Venetian republic and Geneva in the 15th century?
<xxx>Yes, approximately so)) But before Genoa from Polonium it is five o’clock, there was only a platinum hexafluoride)

The bird-eaters for example.

An acquaintance whose son had a bird-eater: "Do you know what is worse than finding a fugitive spider? Understand in a moment that this is just a dumped chitin cover".

I go to the grocery store, I go to the cashier:
A bottle of beer please.
K - 68 rubles
Take 100 rubles.
Is there 18?
I am eating! 27 (I have a passport)
Rule of 18!

Equality, equality... Show me at least one fitness program, in which the presence of a woman’s menstrual period is considered somewhat thinner than “just tolerate a few days,” and then we’ll talk about equality. Because yes, it is worth considering, at different stages of the period, the body behaves differently and different types of loads will be most useful. A woman, 27 years old.

I remembered last new year. I sit in a car parked in my pocket at the network store. On New Year’s Eve, people are rushing to their business.



And I see - a guy with packages overcrowded came out of the store, stands at the stop and here BUMS, the packs break and all the content falls to the ground. The guy in confusion all the foods on the snow. And he can't go away - he's afraid that they will be scattered and gather hands is not enough.



Well, I went to the store by him, immediately at the box took two bags. I go out, he is on the phone with whom he is talking - his problem is spilling out. I handed him packages and congratulated the enthusiasts on the holiday. So much gratitude in his eyes was)))) I don't think anyone else in my life will say so thank you for the packs. Help people, it’s nice.

I am standing in the parking lot of the supermarket. By the edge of my eye, I see my grandmother with a 10-kilogram sugar bag moving quickly towards me. I knock on the window, a young man hang out, I live near here. Well, what to do, took away, still thought - this is a good thing done. In the morning I go for cigarettes to the same supermarket, a guard calls me and shows a short video: the grandmother at the entrance to the shopping hall grabs a bag of sugar and rushes to the entrance. The second record - we leave the supermarket with her.

We have a party like it was, and it is, but before it was called the CPSU, and now it is something else.

At the metro Petrogradskaya yesterday, an intelligent lady with aristocratic scales, with a diligent laying of slightly touched gray hair, with blue shadows on heavy eyelids, takes a number on the phone and speaks to it with a beautiful deep voice:
Hello Marina Leonidovna. This is Alla Evgenievna... Yes, I wanted to ask you, but it was uncomfortable with everyone. Marina Leonidovna, don’t you think Peter was upset? No, it didn’t seem, sadly... He’s just whipped, Marina Leonidovna!

“In Prakamje will celebrate the feast of the goose. Guests of the holiday will be able to buy goose carcasses, blankets, blankets and pillows.
Husa has a celebration.

I met a girl a couple of weeks ago. Meet me, the cinema-domino, the cafe, the flowers.
Yesterday invited guests, sat down, drank a glass of wine, came to kisses. I asked her to write a list that she agreed to sex voluntarily, in a sound sense, with coercion and blackmail.
I made a hysteria, called a fool, wished me a painful death and broke a bottle at the wall.

Oh no, no no no!
Tell me how bees pollinate cereal crops and meat dairy cattle.

Yes, it was uncomfortable. Meat milk cattle are pollinated by blinds and vegetables (((

From Habr.
xxx: In the discussion of the size of the salary or MPH, regardless of the order of the so-called numbers (2-3, 20-30, one hundred and forty-hundred and fifty thousand quintillions) inevitably comes the moment when someone pronounces “this is so little that I even regret you.”
YYY: Therefore, all these conversations are better to break off with the phrase: “15 cm in cold water.”
xxx: cubic centimeters of abstract money? Not much, I’m sorry for you.