Since the night of revelations...
Cyanide potassium does not smell like almonds.
Even in large doses, taken orally, causes death only after two and a half minutes, on average.
In the army, brom is not given.
Mendeleev did not invent vodka. There is no word about it in his dissertation. 40 degrees is the weakest solution of alcohol that burns. This is how traitors were tested for good faith two hundred years before Mendeleev's birth

20:40:36 [DwarfKing] :serenada: The silicone busts are so coveted by the people. So why is my silicone stomach not burning?
20:41:21 [DwarfKing] :serenada: Let me not speak in verses, Let me not be an athlete, but look: I am outstanding in places, Yes, so that they break the belts.

xxx: I felt like a blonde today, when I pressed on the radio phone to search for a tube, after a few minutes of searching found her, "accepted the challenge" and said "Allo!"...

There is no word "I can’t", there is a word "I don’t want"!
Can you lick yourself for the elbow?

The guards brought beer, a box. In the middle of the working day.
WOW: for what?
You were in the office, right?
WOW : well?
Do you remember our castle? To whom should I send the card?
WOW: I remember what?
HHH: So today a new employee came to us - at the same time with me. I have the key in my pocket with a bubble - when I took it out it was wrapped in five hundred, I took the key and opened the door. The new one was surprised "this is the type of how?", and I give him "and you a little bit of it and it will open" - the type of metal in the paper is causing interference to it and it opens, only take a larger note. He opened his eyes and passed. And after lunch, the guards watched such a circus (that they did not regret me a beer box) - this picture first went there a hundred tick, then five hundred, then went out of the ATM took the money and began to tick a thousand. They were crying when the Masha came and knocked there with a half-piece (she watched him for 3 minutes) - the door opened. The newcomer was in shock. I went for chocolate for a joke.

The news:
In GTA5, there will be animals, from dogs to cattle. However, it is still unclear whether the player will be able to harm them. Because of this, Rockstar may have serious problems with PETA, animal rights fighters.

The comment below:
The fact that you can move your grandmother there 10 times, and then break it in pieces with a gasoline and throw it into the sea doesn’t bother anyone?
XHH: See the ordinary situation in America

Yyy: I have not had a penalty for 5 years. They have never stopped in recent years.
I drive very carefully, observing the PDD and being polite to other traffic participants, so that there is no reason for the GIBDD to stop my car.
Suddenly they will be asked to breathe in the alcohol tester.

My father died after my mother died at childbirth, such things.
WOW: With whom do you live?
HH: I live with them. Just boring.

Tsarovna Nesmiana is the first emo-gerl in the history of Russia.

Allenka: I lie to myself quietly on the culinary websites, I am looking for a recipe for cake. And then it goes into the eyes: "To not resurrect Ktolhu, subscribe to RSS!"
I could not sign up.)

She: Ah, just me a year ago.
He won the boy.
I did nothing, just
He joked, and we
It was a pleasant conversation and
Then I met, and then I met.
Lost his head.
He: and the spare head in the set did not go to him? Usually put

From VIO GOOGLE:
Someone who wants to go to the cinema, but not with whom?
If yes, indicate the city.

The answers:
XXX: Wood and Spb.
yyy: Gulf of the Gulf, ECTB
ZZZZ: I have to say!! to

The mother of a girlfriend shares her impressions about the young generation:
And, you can imagine, no one could even answer the question, what the name of the white and black swallow!
A father passes by, takes a cookie from the table and, in the face of a philosopher, says:
What to think here? Odetta and Razdetta.

A girl dances on the video. The comments:
XXX I take off my hat. The beautiful girl is astonishing dancing
He takes off his hat... I take off everything! This girl is great

Look at what’s terrible in my neck!! to
XXX is head.

Money only ends suddenly, and it begins long and relentlessly.

I recently met a friend I had not seen for at least 2 years.
We sat down, choked, “Tequilks” under a lemon batched, discussed the situation in “independent” Ukraine, etc. and so on, and something caused us to discuss the GAI – behind the wheel for a long time and often both – to see it rushed. And this is what he told me (from his face).
On business trips, I often ride in Ukraine and mainly by car (again, independence from steam cars and aircraft). I come from Dnipropetrovsk.
Kiev, the road is long, I try not to violate (mainly speed mode). And here, somehow in the Kirovograd region, I bypassed the bus and almost drowned. And here and the gaiters here, like here on the "fen" caught and brake.
I stop, I go out, the banal “Sergeant Gadjukin. You broke, look at the device.” I don’t refuse, I say I’m in a hurry, Commander, let’s quickly make a protocol and I go on. And here Gadjukin says:
Well, why the protocol right away, let’s talk, we are not people?
In my wallet 500 grams. with one note.
- Commander, such a violation on a hundred pulls. I have 500. Is there a delivery?
and 500? (He swallowed his mouths and shrugged his eyes, like he was already stunned). and give
I kind of whispered, and you kind did not stop. In 5 km.
another post, I'll give them and they'll stop you - and that's just for 500
The UAH. and pulling.
Hera, this is the movie.
So I stopped!!! to
Oh yeah yes. I’ll ask my partner. by Petro! Money and judgment.
Peter came, but gave in 400 UAH. not proved, because the guys only 20 minutes as they occupied this location and have not yet accumulated.
I’m in a hurry, maybe a protocol?
- No, wait 2 seconds (mobile is enough, someone calls). After 5
minutes comes another car with flashes and the inscription "02" on board and
Give a surrender.
Happy the road! Do not violate.

The cock!! Are they not homosexuals???? to

The Central Electoral Committee said that if the ballot is broken in half, it will not be recognized as invalid. Both will be protected.
and Putin.

(Friend, 28 years old, married to a coder, instead of a child - a cat)
I: How is it? How is life?
She: Ta-a, one is all day, the other is all day coding.

Fuck, I suffer every time. Open your eyes or not.
Do not shut your eyes! They hope for you!