I understand everything, of course, but explain to me why on a pack of peanuts in a coconut glazure is painted an incomprehensible appearance of a bear, glittering with a huge shrimp in his hands.

*The chat entered <Alex_19cm>
<Alex_19cm> Hello to all! and ;)
*The chat entered <16Gb_operative>
<Alex_19cm> to <16GB_operative> fucking, you won!..

02:35 Malakhov with a plus
Natalia: Kalanchoe Kalanchoe, get out, sick!
Ryu to Ryu! Did you make the cologne yourself?
Natalia: yes, I’ll still come up with... cannabis cup, no pain, no fucking!!!! to
Tomorrow I will not go to school, tomorrow I will not go to school.
Elena: I will attach the acidic paste to the sick place!
Elena: so that the eyes are not scratched, let’s eat all the redis!
Drink every day, people fucking!! to
Natalia: so that the poop doesn’t run, let’s eat all the mochalo!
Natalia: each day we eat together worms grams and so two hundred!!! to
Ladies and gentlemen, don’t get old in your head!
Elena: to crack your eyebrows, eat unclean carrots
Natalya: To have more breasts, pour borst on them!
Elena: and also contains a potassium mixture of compot and feces!
Natalia: I can't do anything after the feces - only rust
A hairy leg? The curry will help you!! to
Natalya: hemorrhoids - no problem, just put the fuck in the ear!
If you do khe-khe, chew the seed in milk!
If you have a chilling voice, put your head in your socks!
Elena: smell the toilet cat will cough atta!

Fuck, no one gives me it! I will go to the army!
I don’t want to disappoint you, but in the army you won’t be allowed too!

XXX: Who are you?? to
See also Horoscope.)

There are no leaves...

Everyone writes about customers, I write about the seller.
I had to buy a regular thermometer for home use. Looking out the window and making sure that in the courtyard of the 21st century, it was decided to buy an electronic instead of mercury.
I go to the pharmacy and ask:
I: Do you have gradients?
Seller: (with the face of deepest regret) No, it’s all over...
I: (Sorry, but I do this based on life experience) There are absolutely no, neither mercury nor electronics?
Seller: Absolutely, all bought out, in the city an epidemic.
I: (I was already leaving) And how much did they cost?
Seller: Mercury - so much, and electronic (does half the turnover on the chair, gets the thermometer packed from the shelf, and under my stinking eye, calls it the price from the price list).
It is the half of trouble that the seller and the ear did not blink, there was more.
I lacked the electronic money. I asked what time they worked, the good lived in 5 minutes. I went home, took the necessary number of paper rectangles and went back to the pharmacy. I repeat, it all took from 5 to 10 minutes.
I: Please sell me an electronic thermometer.
There are no shops, we bought them all.
I: (I'm a stinker, ticking my finger on the box where the thermometer came from) You have a thermometer, sell it to me, please.
Seller: (As nothing happened) Yes, please He sells me a thermometer.

How is it possible...

Conversation with ASI:

I think I found it.)
2 in the meaning?
1: Yes, my aunt that I chose to write the diploma flew.)
2 from you?
Thank you, you showed that the situation could be much worse :) :)

The highest happiness is the opportunity to enjoy loneliness. by elips

A few years ago, a friend was flying from the United States to the Caribbean with local airlines. The white man in the room was alone. And the plane got into a terrible talk, almost crashed, eventually settled almost accidentally.
I ask him later:

What did you think of in those moments?

It will be easy to recognize me.

A girl of easy behavior is a girl who, from a moral and ethical point of view, treats sex as well as men.

May anyone who reads this message find great happiness in life and not repay with misfortune.

In Somalia, an attempt to hijack the plane failed: the passengers were better armed than the terrorists.)))

Madviz (21:28:13 1/11/2009)
I read the new Criminal Code... so something interesting.)
Madviz (21:34:36 1/11/2009)
I found the chapter "Crimes against Peace and Security of Humanity" immediately feeling myself a Terminator))))
Luntik sotka (21:34:52 1/11/2009)
and :)
Luntik sotka (21:36:10 1/11/2009)
So what understood? You cannot conquer the world. It is prohibited.

Comrade of students! Close the summer session! You will soon have winter.
With respect teachers.

For some reason the phrase "give - bear" has not become a worthy argument when trying to break a girl on a mine :(

Working in a bookstore, a buyer comes in and asks if we have a Remark. I answer, we have it. A colleague stands next to me and right next to the buyer puts me in a place with a tough face, explaining to me that Remark is not him, but she. From this categorization, I begin to think – and suddenly?I may not know what?! I panicked, asking why a woman? What I’ve been asked, I don’t know, by Erich Maria Remark. The dispute was long and useless. Until I thought about bringing a book with an image (reading the biography did not help) of this not ordinary person. I have not been forgiven for a long time.

The Pizzeria. Understood on the roof. Started at 10 in the morning. And immediately found the old game "Under Driving", still Soviet times. All the whole. I found batteries.
At the age of 18, his wife came and put in a lullaby, for the whole day he was chasing a toy machine along a circle with paths and depicting Schumacher.
I will go again tomorrow. And there I have a paper computer with twenty home-made games, and... in short, read the first word in this text. >_<

Today (2.11.09) near Paveletskaya, Moscow, I found an offgenic leather right gloves. Dear owner of another gloves, were you not so kind to lose tomorrow your left leather gloves - to walk in one winter cold... =(

In the evening a friend calls, asks to come urgently to help...I come. He and a girl near a house, around three dozen packed bags and bags. The point is - they are doing repairs in their one-room apartment, so for a while had to move to the boy's parents. Together with the cat, and the cat they have is a lazy Persian animal. The cat is harassed by the parent cat, the cat rests, the cat presses and presses it, the cat is attached to the place where the cat sleeps. The boy's parents were tired of all this and the condition was placed - the cat is rattled from here. The girl does not offend her cat, so the only solution is to get out of here only with the cat. Everything, things loaded in the car, as if everything fit, we went...
Only on the way back I realized that three adults stood in the November dirt almost at night, loading the car with things just because the cat did not give it to the cat. and ppc.

to this:

November, it’s time to give up the lips. Tomorrow I go to Politico.
YYY: You’ve finished it for 5 years!
XXX: So I will take them.
----------------

Dmitry Vasilyevich, I calculated you, put 5!