A month ago, a daughter was born, they named Yaroslav. A short glory. The whole family mocked, about the fact that they called the girl a male name.A month later, a sister is born. His name was Vasilis. Shortly by Vasya.
Now we are glorified and worshipped. The two sisters. They are not lucky for their husbands. What is your girlfriend’s name? by Vasia!! to

Walked with the dog. Two 12-year-old boys on a bicycle. Fragment from their conversation:

You do not understand! Nobody "Jaguar" drinks from the bottom! No one drinks anything, you know?
Why is?
Because it is damaging!

Laughed in the voice.

Have you ever had a young man?
YYY: Emmm... considering that I’m 25 years old... I’m not even sure what to answer to you.
XXX as is)
YYY: Of course not! I was raised in a monastery, where I was watched by 2-3 monks every minute! And the carrots were given to me only in the shredded form! I have only seen men on icons.
XXX: Are you serious?
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A bowl washed with hot water: = clean bowl;

Polundra: I live in Peter, and my grandfather and grandmother live in Lithuania. In the summer, it was good to teach the grandfather to use the computer in general and Internet resources and Skype in particular. (For reference - 70 years of character history). It calls here in the evening on the city's ordinary human phone, with a fallen voice reports that the computer is dead.
Polundra: Well we are there with the Soviets, call the master sweet grandfather, don't be sad. They called the master, Lithuanian-razlitovsky.
Polundra: but even he is medium, in what is salt. Daddy caught a virus while walking around websites with naked girls!
Then he joyfully justified with a murderous comment. "No, well what you wanted, my grandmother is no longer that, not that..."

The correct question is, “How do you feel about marriage before sex?” and not vice versa.

I am conducting a sociological survey.
What associations do you have with the word brand?
Tagged: brand pin

From the explanation of the accident (748 certificate) literally:
I, a dumb blonde on Mazda, turned where I wanted, and caused an accident.
According to the inspector GIBDD FIO, it is written correctly!

I look at a torrent list of pires: a Japanese, an American, an Australian, a German, a flag that I see for the first time in my life. And all the customers have 3.0, and I have 2.2.1... something embarrassed. I thought, who of them will now look at me in the list of pires, see the Russian flag, look at the version of the client and think of the “retarded Russians.” I turned off torrent, jumped, reinstalled. I’m happy to go on, isn’t it an idiot? >_<"

I was in the elevator at the shopping center today.
- and my one: "What a strange place for the piano"
You won’t believe how many people started looking around looking for the piano in the elevator.

In the morning I go and go through the store a bunch of clearly cuddling men, I hear a conversation from the edge of my ear:
Fuck it, I will die!
Don’t think about dying, Monday’s salary!! to

1: - yesterday sent a sms to friends "I can't find my phone, call him. Sps." Almost everybody has called. I think I don’t have the smartest friends :(
2: Did you find the phone?
This confirms my theory :(

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Go to Go to Go! Be more tolerant!
Zzzz: gay underground, okda?

Yulia
all who put points at the end of the sentence are dissatisfied with something in their personal life))
Evgeny
Anyone who puts points at the end of a sentence respects grammar. = is

ZY Manager Misha, if the car doesn’t arrive at the time, I’ll break your site.
With respect, LLC “Safety Standard” Nikitin E.V.

What did they come? It intrigued!

Comments Off on Himki Stadium. A beautiful green grass. Thanks to computer schedule.

The famous singer and composer is no longer
This is the first time that such
The situation. In January last year
Yuri Antonov
Meeting with Inspector GIBD. Yuri
Anthony saw it as an insult.
The name of the presented
His name was Alexander Navrot.

Lunch with two colleagues. It turned out that in her early childhood she lived very close to Cole, and went to the same kindergarten, only a few years later. We start to remember what the teachers were called, and so on. The third, Artem, is listening to us, he is listening: “And I did not go to the garden, my grandmother was sitting with me.”
You were a major then!
Grandma’s granddaughter! You don’t know the horrors of the Soviet kindergarten! The burning pudding...
I: Manna cabbage with pieces...
A quiet hour.
I: Cologne, dressed as a babysitter backwards, we build a walk...
Kolya: Well, when we pressed the cocktails from bulka’s cheeks, he, shit, broke the grandmother’s cake!
Oh guys, stop lying, there could not be that in the garden!
Oh, Saga... What do you understand in the gardens! You’ve never even been "parvovozik"...