My wife is from Uzbekistan, I am from Siberia.

We discuss the interior design, the picture depicts a room with a bright pink wall. The wife observes this:
“I think it would be better to have a grenade color here.”
I shake my brains for a moment and say:
“Do you mean brown?”

Being determines consciousness.

We all know that Clinton will win the US elections. Because the Negro they have already tried, now you have to take the risk with the Grandma.

xxx: I connected the phone to the comp, there was a message: "This device can work faster"
I thought about myself: This device could still fly if it didn’t work faster.

In order to cover up its economic insolvency, the state is actively dealing with the issues of morality and morality of its citizens.

The rules in Feng Shui are simple. If something is not seen, it is not. If something is pleasant, it is good. If something interferes, it must be removed or hidden. by P.1)

We live in a new apartment, today my husband bought a yershyk, we called him Akaki, and he will live with us.

Picabu, discuss a photo with a huge spider on the wall.

groovik posted 3 hours ago
When you live in Thailand or Bali, you just stop being surprised by such things. You take a shower and wait for who you see this morning. But all these are harmless creatures, unless you touch them.

air007 posted 3 hours ago
And how do I not touch them when I take a shower? Go to the toilet! I went in, saw, and seemingly no need to go to the toilet, need to shower now, and there it is, that again to the toilet it is necessary, a closed circle of some ept xD

The answer to the old question - why the wolf voices on the moon, it turns out, in translation from the wolf, it sounds like this:
"What are you doing? What are you sweating?and "
:D

<ks> fear of adulthood
<ks> you joke in the toilet, the toilet got stuck, and a column of colleagues gathered around it who need to.
<ks> and they are
<ks> DYME
<ks> How can you fuck?
<ks> We Trust You
<ks> and you’ve got it all.
<ks> You have been fooled
<necro> still on the phone
<ks> and the finger pointing
<necro> and grandmother old cleaner looks with reproach
<necro> and the boss comes - so here is what you have

British scientists have introduced a robot-eater that digests organic matter.

Congratulations to the robots! Eat all the people!

These gentlemen have their complexes! A man feels like a man to no less extent from whether the place was ceded to him (a young man is also a normal girl will ced if he, for example, in a plaster or with a truss), pulled into the bags (from the sick back no gender and no age is insured, and men's youth is even more traumatic) or from the fact that if the girl invited him to a movie or a cafe, the girl paid for everything there (because a normal girl to invite on the terms of "and let you feed me" in the head will not come, again, to be in the "prepaid period" or just suddenly lay out, the refrigerator broke! " can a man of any sex and nothing shameful here).
Those who begin to hysterize and doubt their masculinity because of such a figured, either do not respect the girl, or are unable to really express courage in something, here they play the pottery.

X: You have a book on the table on the photo with the inscription diary, is this a diarrhea combat textbook?
Y: No, this is a textbook about calling diarrhea to people who don’t understand English but think they’re smart enough to make assumptions based on Russian words, and too lazy to use Google Translate.

I went to the store, usually throwing rubbish on the road. I fed cats, I had meat waste and a pack of cheese (delayed for a couple of days). I laid out the meat and forgot to unpack the cheese at home, it was in a packaged package. I stand and try to break my teeth. A couple passes by, and the girl loudly says to the guy, "Fuck, look, she is eating something there!"

Suddenly the idea came to check whether the desire to become a programmer would disappear if I shaved my beard.
To you, the testers are a straight path!

Sister today calls, speaks, the director has burned up. This year, our new mayor has been distinguished. Instead of the usual crackdown of the budget, he began to clean everything, paint, roads and sidewalks appeared in the city. And while they were shrouded both from above and from below, he exclaimed an extraordinary tranche on all kinds of hospitals-schools-bridges. The amount received by the director of the Lyceum was pronounced by all, up to two, local channels. He knows why she is so happy, she has recently been in office, and has not had time to distinguish herself, and there were several months before the events with the falling wall. So is Hz. So this labyrinth, instead of a major repair, although for such housing there could be a new to build, with a swimming pool and a stadium, made a cosmetic. But is cool. With mega finties. Among them were megawatts. From which the fire burned! Everything will be destroyed, changed and rebuilt. The brightness. It is crazy, crazy!