Collective stupidity, several hundred years old or older, is called tradition and deserves respect.

About the abbreviations.
There was in Leningrad (hopefully there is also in St. Petersburg) the NIHMT, which was engaged in the study of the effects of radiation on the body. It became interesting where the name came from, the employees educated.
There was at first a branch No. 6 of the Institute of Biophysics, but the times of nuclear submarines came, and they decided to create an independent research institute on its basis for medical support of personnel. And call it the NII subsistence of submarine devices. The name seemed to correctly reflect the specifics of the work, but here is the abbreviation, hm..., pumped - NIJOPA.
I had to invent another name.
It is said that a similar story occurred in the 1950s with the institution with the hard-to-pronounce name NIIUIF, i.e. NII fertilizers, insecticides and fungicides. I think this is for the beasts, still not known by most of the population, even with higher education, and especially in those times.
Therefore, in the original version, it was the NIH of chemical fertilizers and poisonous chemicals. According to rumors, they even made a board with the name and abbreviation - NIHUYA.

My boyfriend is a humorist, a fucker.
The morning. I wake up from the fact that he gently kisses me in the lips, in the cheeks, in the lobby. I do not...
And suddenly, his disappointed voice said, “Why don’t you turn into a beautiful princess?”

Frey
If knowledge was transmitted sexually,
Tild
Everyone would have touched the one.
Tild
Literally

My dad told me it was in the 80s. At that time he worked on the country's most expensive Silk Combinate. And they sent them from Japan for the machine some super-popper expensive drum, and with this drum a Japanese. So this Japanese barely slept with this drum. And by the end of the week he learned only two words in Russian "Hello" and "Late". >_<

So then gentlemen. New requests need to be formulated more accurately. When we all asked for snow a month ago, nature took it too close to the heart and poured us in snow under the frost of the 30th of December.
We started to want a warmer weather... We got it. But I don’t want to wet in the lawns at the end of December!! I don’t want at all!!! to
Let’s all concentrate on -5 degrees Celsius and on a light blanket white snow. thank you)

V. Yanukovych: “Ukraine for people!”
Orcs in shock.

XXX: Well let’s push away from the opposite...Look here
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Email by corporate mail:
Dear girls and boys who have had a great fun at the corporate evening!
Who has lost:
A 5 carat guard
Clamps for a tie.
The bell
Rushed
A metal knife.
Vehicle Safety Package 7A
You can send it to the staff department.

Trap for office workers: left on the table, where I disassemble the system drives, the cooler from the other side up the cushions. Do not remove the thermostat. Everyone who enters ticks a finger there, says "here is a bl..." and goes to wash his hands without saying why he entered :) Some went in the second round )))

xxx: now instead of the vampire Edward girls will be dragged from the blue humanoid with a tail and glitters on the cheek.

K.O.: Rejoice, mortal, for Captain Evidence will answer three of your questions!
XXX: Is it even so? So... the first question: what does the "reset protection" button do in the tram?
K.O.: The button "reset protection" in the tram restores protection!
Damn, what kind of protection?
K.O.: The button "reset protection" in the tram restores the tram protection!
XXX: why the tram protection?
K.O.: The “Protection Restore” button in the tram restores the tram protection from being pressed on it! Your questions are over.
xxx for you!

It is better to have a blueprint in your hands than a whirlwind in the sky.
It is better to have a grandmother and not all the birds there.

Status of acquaintance:
The Girl, version 21.7
A pleasant interface.
There is no parental control.
Lots of entertainment applications.
Easy to set up and use.
Brunette (but different color schemes are possible).
Control of user account. It includes standard applications such as cooking, washing, cleaning.
The system has a gentle attitude toward the user.

Sunny Boy: When the year begins on Friday, it’s symbolic.

This is the weather that unites people.
YYY?
I'm standing in the shelter today, waiting for transportation, enjoying a new touch phone. Suddenly in the field of sight appears a typical gopnik, in such weather in a sports jacket, incomprehensible pants, and a hat that unknowingly ears melt, the picture is supplemented by seeds, which the one with taste slides, flooding the shell in all directions. I think my phone is missing. At this moment, transportation is running out. I almost in vain try to get out of the hole. And here is the apophysis of the painting: he, instead of "stapping on the fast-track", WROSSES the seeds, gives me a hand and pulls out of the grove with the words: "Please, girl, be careful, still the ice under the snow."

I went with my family to Canada. My 8 year old refuses to go. He says "I will not go! All Canadians are square people!" I don’t know where he got it from...

Dementor (19:41:24 27/12/2009)
The pedestrian. He found in the third characters a map depicting Europe. What type of city is Moscow?

Crown (19:41:33 27/12/2009)
The Necropolis?

Dementor (19:41:40 27/12/2009)
Inferno :D

I stayed in Germany with my friends. We visited a German family. Case by case, the case came to show photos from the flash on their compass. In the middle of the computer view depends. I have never been able to explain to the Germans why the computer earned after the phrase "you ohuel?" and a blow to the body.

The real problem, by the way, is when you say "girls, go to me and watch anime".

Some think you are going to fuck them, and they are afraid - and they do not go.
Others think you're going to fuck them, and they run joyfully - and crash.

Anime as a result of looking at it and not with anyone.