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It’s funny to read the stories of large-scale businessmen. All of them prefer not to remember that, for example, without people of one very important but very disrespectful and extremely low-paid (in Russia) profession they will not be able to normally exist. That there were only one entrepreneur beside you and no sanitary ;)
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The holy naivety. A sanitary technician with straight hands and the desire to work now earns once in five more office plankton.

Mylka :
A cat appeared there.
by barby_joe
A small cat, a small cat.
The Mylka:
How were they called?
by barby_joy
- You know... Somehow they called the "leaf" (red because), but this dude calls it exclusively "red ass". And now it’s more responsive to the "jopa" than to the "leaf" :(.

HH: I know you. You just got a compliment, and you already imagined a white dress, a bunch of children, a joint old age and a glass of water.
WOW : Yes? And this is what I will tell you.
WOW: Yesterday in a conversation he mentioned a woman’s name, his old acquaintance. And I already mentally stuck them, killed them, hid the bodies, then still came to the police with guilt, sat for 10 years and went out.
What do you know about female fantasies?

The sun shone through the tops of centuries-old pine trees, which were reflected in the mirror water of the lake. From the island, a boat with a bag of sneakers and a man in a gray camouflage suit went away with a silent blast. He sat down on the bench to the shore with his face and had already taken his rope, but then his gaze fell on a creature running out of the forest to the narrow strip of the sandy shore. It was a cat who lived with his grandmother on the island. She ran along the water line, shortening the distance to the boat, and when the sandy beach was barred by a high, by cat standards, crowd of collapsed cedar, thrown into the water. What" is it for you?A man had not yet had time to think of it, as a wet clump of wool crumbled on board the boat and, without shaking up, jumped on his knees.
Do not leave! The cat said, looking into the eyes of a man. I am so lonely without you.
The Curtain

*Picture with small on sandwiches and signature "Need for speed of my hand"*
D1.mas: ah, happiness is not like that.
d1.mas: shade instead of snow
D1.mas: Need for Speed
d1.mas: conclusion :: ended childhood - everything turned into shit

I am on the red square now, but the man pumped, I was very disappointed, even sex no longer want. So I waited :(
I only know one man on the Red Square, and you can’t expect sex from him.

A real man always takes the most responsible affairs on himself.
For example, sleep and eat.

Why not just call the game "The Real World"?
and banality.
- Okay then "The Shore of the Blue Mushroom: The Secret of the Unfruitful Sixtine Greenhouse"?
I don’t know "red forel yellow"
- Green compot Vasily all in wait
The Transcendental Quasi-Ustrica captures the world, or What tomatoes say when they are smoked in the forest.
I am Tom.
I am a quasar!! to

I missed. I sent it to my phone "Hello world". I got a smile at once. Time to stress?

Have you noticed how interesting the English word together is broken down into three parts: to get her? I immediately imagine the harsh ancient proto-English people, who at the dawn of civilization gathered together to arrange an assault on the neighboring tribe and kidnap the bride who looked there.

The L200 Forum:
Liviafan: We are here, finally, the snow has fallen, we go shopping with our wife. Along the road there are several cars in the square "sitting". Wife: - Look, and Eliečka as we are stuck. I: - L200 cannot get stuck. If she’s soaked, it means she likes it.

If a woman praises your girlfriend, then you are indifferent to her.

I was driving on the road yesterday.
One of the passengers was loud about her relationship with her ex.
By the end of the trip all (and passengers, and the driver, and the conductor) were on the side of the former.

In the bus, filled with officials, the money to the driver has never reached.

In the anniversary year 1995 they said on television: "Bunin found very symbolic that he was born in the same year with Lenin and died in the same year with Stalin."
by Roman Shmarakov

The puppy invented a new fun - he drops the bell from the hook, and then walks down the bottom of the cage and pleased pins it.
He appears to have invented a game – football.

In Windows 8, everything is so simplified that you have to turn off the computer through the console.

to this:
L200 can’t get stuck. If she’s soaked, it means she likes it.
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You are not a real Waze! In my hearts said Uncle Zhenya, ripping off the emblem from the barracks of his new Patriot sitting in the harmless snow cane.

The only thing worth buying for money is free time.

From the WoT chat about the promotion with a double experience per day
“Well, Khan of personal life... "Dear, I have these days."