"Buy two, a third gift" - a sign on the market near one of the fish vendors. Interested, I approached - the kilogram fresh saucers were sold, the price of 180 rubles per kilogram, not far, meters in ten, the same saucer of 120 rubles, but to the first seller was a turn and everyone took two fish for two kilos, joyfully receiving the same third "shallow", and to the second seller buyers rarely approached, but there were - some feared the high price of the first seller.
I watched further - the trade was boycotted, it turned out, the second seller had time to unnoticed the fish to the first, working for a couple, I understood. I approached and told the second seller that I had unraveled their trick. He did not repel: "You understand, man, when we both stand with a judgment of 120 rubles - almost nobody takes it, then they are small, then small, and we need to sell faster, go home so far! Let me let you go for a hundred.”

Stop fooling the president! Give him a time and everything will be fine.

Grandson of our director 5 years (Vanya).
I saw several similar drawings with humans on the table and asked.
Who are these? What kind of strangers?
“These are clones,” the child replied enthusiastically playing the game and pressing the keyboard buttons.
Who Who Who? The clowns? I asked again.
- Clones, the baby repeated and without taking his eyes off the monitor with his finger pointed to the side of the xerox: - I bowed them there.

I sit in the office. I hear a conversation with the airline. Suddenly there is a strange feeling in the area of the cross. Part of my salary goes to Europe. But without me...

I go home, what to buy?
Buy pillows and blankets.
In the sense?
In this sense, the little girl gathered all the pillows in the house and fell asleep on them as a sea star, attaching a pillow under each extremity. And from the blankets underneath all this nest silted. The whole family is crushed, the photocopy is broken, I want to sleep, and it is unfortunate to break this ikebana.

From the discussion of Samsung Galaxy Not 3 on the dimon:

I like the sound quality.
magnus731: Sorry, but usually those who write this way don’t listen to music on the smartphone.
Visual: Why not? I’m often on trips and I’m not very comfortable carrying a bunch of devices for every business. Good headphones and a good player with a travel equalizer completely satisfy me. I’m trying to make the sound sound not in the ears, but right in the head, in the middle of the brain.
guardtroops: You’re just too deep in your headphones)))

A girl with a phone:

- Okay you, ride - restaurant, flowers, romance...
...
You are lucky and what? You have worked all day, you are tired - you will come, you will fall asleep right away and all!

One of the top managers of AMD has moved to work at Microsoft"
EEch: Not bad, AMD has begun to absorb MS.

Victorian final "and she went to the cemetery, stumbled on a cradle, fell into a freshly digged grave "and died"I will remember for a long time!and :)

zzz: xxx, you can make wires to the cockroaches, plant them in front of the schedule and beat them when they are not correctly predicting - over time, a good expert system for trading will come out.

This is what the Ministry of Finance plans for next year.

From the forum:
I will sell my second apartment. In order to surrender to Lenin. There are even residents. If anyone is interested write to me - you can send it to the tenants immediately.

A couple of cookies.
I: guys, I’m a torrent, I give cookies to everyone
I see, we have a party here.

From the work chat, the topic of discussing clothes on corporate.

I have a sweater with an eagle.
Anastasia: the deer through the throat? )))
Anastasia: I am sorry ))))

The child’s mouth.
The nobility yesterday played in the mail, distributed to all members of the family lashes (letters) and, accordingly, carried them from one to the other.I sit behind the camp, wrote two letters, comes the postman (nobility), I hand her letters, she answers, well, thank you, but we will deliver them later, we have lunch.

What are you standing? Do something then! You are a policeman! The oath of Sherlock Holmes.

Individual programming staff. Classical programming languages, machine code games, reverse engineering. Deep development without TZ! and call!

A professional and experienced hosting provider will secure your domain, regardless of size. All ports are open for access. I have a business analyst! and call!

@Radjah: What if it doesn’t catch wifi?
@afftagen: study the composition of the refresher

Quote from December 22, 2012:
Today I will eat my wife and fuck dinner. I tried the opposite, but it didn’t work out ("

He predicted the current story with ananas!

xxx: God give the pindos -30,-35 and with the wind until mid-April. with sharp warming up to +5 times a week, plus snow of seven centimeters per night;
Fuck, you are a good guy. People live there, ordinary people.

How much, however, depends on the teaching of the teacher.
This year the teacher of Russian language and literature changed. If the past taught in such a way that Pushkin could not be tolerated, and as soon as we called him unfortunate Dubrovsky, shouting "Why only this curly fool took the prose?!", so here we read "The Captain’s Daughter". And Pushkin, as it suddenly turned out, writes very well and interestingly, raising important topics and showing juicy images.
So mostly in the fact that we do not like classical literature, the fault of teachers who went to pedagogical because of the fact that "in another did not take".