I am standing today at work at the toilet at the end of my working day, the employee enters completely in top clothes, opens the cabin, tells me while and closes there. So I now seriously thought, maybe we have a teleportation cabin in the toilet?

A Cat's Page
hrs (17:04:43 2/12/2009)
Did I tell my cat that I created a page for him in contact?
hrs (17:08:23 2/12/2009)
There is also a friend from Tajikistan.

nn(17:08:42 2/12/2009)
)))))))) Samsa wanted to do it)))

It is blue :(
Well, how many times I said to myself - I was going to use a towel for the purpose - put the cell phone out of the load pocket =\

xxx: 45 thousand characters with gaps can fit freely, no further checked.
yyy: Check out 65536 characters then already. A round number.
XX: I don’t understand humor.
Yyy: This is not humor, but the harsh truth of life. 65536 is a round number (0×10000).
xxx: 0×10,000 will be 0 – at least in ordinary arithmetic
Zzz: We met somehow Odmin and humanitarian...

Sergey (14:41:00 2/12/2009)
Have you already sent your question to Putin?
VS (14:41:07 2/12/2009)
Yes is))
VS (14:41:59 2/12/2009)
I asked why near the State Duma in a bowl with pirate DVDs is sold in 2012 in a single-voice translation, not a two-voice translation
Sergey (14:42:23 2/12/2009)
Really mess.

To meet old age, the soul is always late. (Author of the Orthodox)

The use of tabular weapons.
In one of the military units located in our town, served a soldier. Nothing seemed to be remarkable, but one day showed himself in all his glory. He got somewhere our hero "grass" and smoked up to pink elephants. Imagine yourself a guy or a rider.
Formula 1, or someone similar, and as a result began to make their fantasies come true. To fulfill his dream, he chose a truck.
“The Urals.” It is not necessary to describe the dimensions and power of this vehicle.
"Ural", blowing up the motor, ran from the spot, broke the gate of the military unit and went to the city. Taking into account the amount of smoked "grass" sodatics did not always fit in the turns, several times crashed the lighthouse pillars and civilian cars, on compliance with the PDD fighters did not think in principle.
Very quickly for the "Ural" connected two cars of GIBDeshnikov and the patrol of the VAI
The Military Auto Inspection. Appeals by persecutors
The "matyugalnikov" to stop and surrender the response of the soldier was not found.
Another minute later, another GIBD and two crews of the DPS joined the "pursuit", and it is also unclear from what scare the car of the wreckers.
(Outside of official security) For the already complete representation in the tail of the column, a car of the service part of the city UVD was installed.
Without success shouting to the soldier in the "matyuhalniki" about immediate stop and surrender, the persecutors to the service of the city administration.
GIBDD about that they are going to shoot on the wheels of the Ural.
No to E! The head of the City of Gibraltar was not enough.
something will happen, a ricochet or something else, catch whom, weapons
Use is prohibited! Try to push the Ural out of the city!
How polite, trying to avoid matts, tried to explain that maybe soon the driver on the "Ural" will come to the mind to stop passengers and ride on the sidewalks, and then the consequences will be very sad. It was also that "displacing" the "Ural" outside the city on the "Jigul" and one rust UAZIK appears to be very problematic. The order has not changed.
At the order already gathered friends to start, but here, to the general surprise,
"Ural" turned out on a deserted highway leading beyond the city. It was decided to wait for what would happen next.
The fact that the "Ural" went outside the city and civilians are not seen nearby, was thrown into service.
“I permit the use of weapons,” the response followed.
And here it began.
According to the participants of the “persecution race”, the cars of the persecutors set up in the line behind the Ural, some even tried to bypass it.
After a couple of shots in the air, the "Ural" was opened shale fire to defeat from all available "stones".
Very soon, given the obvious superiority of the persecutors in firepower,
"Ural" remained without tires, with a shot body and tendon, and stuck in the square. Halved by fear, the soldier jumped out of the car and ran into the forest. The crowd of persecutors, also moving into a pedestrian state and, gambling in the air, rushed into the race.
Military subsequently counted more than a hundred bullet holes on the "Ural".
Sodiak, of course, was quickly caught up and bound up, but morality is not that.
When writing the necessary reports on the use of weapons to stop
"Ural" only one GIBBDeshnik and one employee of the VAI, and the first of them, according to explanations, made one shot in the air and one on the wheels to defeat, the second - one shot in the air and two on the wheels. The rest of the personnel handed over fully loaded and loaded weapons.

An ingenious dwarf has swallowed a rabbit and a rabbit and no longer needs food.

Macukochcka: condoms are bad, you will not feel anything in them
H8uall: Naturally, you will not feel any trippers, syphilis, or burning when urinating.

She: Men, when you want to meet - where are you going?
It’s % Usually on x*j, but sometimes it’s lucky :)

The regional television. There is a live news program. The leader announces that the southern region has harvested the largest harvest in the last ten years. Next follows the story. While the installor does not have time to translate the sound from the studio to the plot, the relaxed host turns to the back of the chair and, not knowing the installor's mistake, with tiredness and irritation in the voice pronounces the phrase on the whole region: "Shame, again these fucking colchoners!"...

In the eyes are throwing those girls who never throw on the neck.

Tango
This morning, while standing on the staircase, I heard a neighbor shouting to her husband:
Until you eat the potatoes, you will not get the mine.! to

I saw a huge jeep like this today, all black and screaming, seeming infinite. With the number o012cm.

YYYY :
I listen to Leningrad-"without you piZdec"at the end of the song he sings piZdeeeeez and hangs the computer
The xxx:
This is the power of the word!

Hawk: I’m going to Samara. Early morning. The advertising poster:
"ART WAYDER Agency - we will erase the black stripes from your life!" O_o
You say Chelyabinsk.

How is the word hieroglyph written correctly?
As it sounds, so it is written. How do you say that word?
I am saying, cracks!
So then write it.)
What’s the right thing – “Pets” or “Pets”?
The hieroglyphs are right!

MoonWolf, 2009

On the weekend was in the market, and stumbled on such a price: cucumbers in poppy o.o.

Delivery of PDD:
Latte yaka d'Fursenko
Yeah, I was shaken...shake... sat in the car to the gait - he grit - everything is ready - we go. Well, I attached, moved - checked everything... the first - gas... I do not eat... shozanah... gas - I do not eat... he smiles and grit: and start?)))

Lawyer
and ROFL

Oh the creature!
Like a bird in the sky.
Oh the creature!
I know what "nakh" means.
Oh the creature!
Same with Clooney.
Oh the creature!
In the face, not in the dream.
I need a bug,
The windows are full of debt.
He passes through me,
There is no more sadness...
Under the cold whisper of the stars,
Ktolhu hid all my mosque,
Everything fell into the abyss.
I will be a wardrobe.
Without beer and wine.
My quote is finally over!

by Anna K.I.T.