After purchasing an internet modem deer from MTs, working on it, I never understood who of us is a deer.

I drink beer with nuts :P
Yyy: Oh, and I just eat cooked potatoes, with green onions, salad and marinated tomatoes. Good for you...
XXX: The Dog
xxx is offline

KISS, KISS and KISS.
The Wife:
Wife, Wife, Wife and Wife?
Wife to MEU?
Who slept under the bathroom?? to
My wife... o...

I’m so excited, I want to share.
You are like a cage.

Arvin: I think she simulated sarcasm.

A little more snow on the carniss and I won’t need curtains.

The children burned today.
The younger, who has recently learned to read, looks at the package of pellets:
of selected pork. From whom was she taken?
I am :
- Selected - means good, specifically selected the best meat and made peelings.
The younger:
It should be selected, not selected.
The oldest, obaltus, without breaking off from the SMS-ok:
Electoral is power. Mayors, deputies and other idiots.
The younger:
Is power the chosen pork?! to

The baby’s mouth

...
HGH: Possibly
Maybe everything around is just a matrix.
Maybe everything around is nonsense.
Maybe it’s not all around, but squared.

A textbook on Russian in America

Ivan Ivanovich and Boris Borisovich:
I.I. Boris Borisovich, have you seen my new photos?
B.B – No, Ivan Ivanovich, I did not see.
Q. Do you want to see my new photos?
B is not special.
Here is the first photo!
B. This is not a bad picture. This is a park, right?
I. and yes. This is park.
B. What is this in the park? This is your old car, isn’t it?
I.I. – Not exactly Boris Borisovich.
B – A of course. It’s not your old car, but your concrete mixer, isn’t it?
I.I. Not exactly Boris Borisovich. This is not my old car. This is not my concrete mixer. This is my wife.
(The uncomfortable break)
B is like that! She is such a beautiful woman.
I’m very grateful for the red! Of course, this is not a very good photo.
B. What are you saying? This is a very good photo. What a beautiful photo! What a young face!
I’m sorry, Boris Borisovich, but this is not her young face, but her old hat.
(The uncomfortable break)
Ivan Ivanovich, it’s time for me to go.
Here is the second photo!
B.B. It’s also your beautiful wife, isn’t it?
I.I. – Not exactly Boris Borisovich. This is not my beautiful wife, but my old car.
(The uncomfortable break)
B.B - Well, Ivan Ivanovich, goodbye to you.
I. and Goodbye

HHH
Putin: Homosexual marriages do not contribute to birth rate
HHH
You can think that if these marriages are prohibited, the unhappy 4 percent will go fucking with the opposite sex and give birth to a dozen a year.
WOWU
Ahha...
HHH
Better to make roads.
WOWU
No one can repair, no one can repair.
HHH
The fucking pudders.

He is: Hi, Cat
She: It is overwhelming.
I say hello, cat :D

Questions to the report.
Q: What other websites do you use besides Wikipedia?
I do not respond to provocative questions.

I am proud of my grandparents! I watched the picture: snow, sliced, cars stand on both sides of a small street.Cars barely scratch on this slice.From the sidewalk, in the only free of parked corks, the place decides to cross the road a gentle grandfather of 70 years of age.Naturally, he begins to signal some mu#ak, with a face half-frontal, on a Mercedes, and then opens the side glass and begins to scream something disgraceful to grandfather. The grandfather! Then he turns the figure and says:"On! On to! Bite the pet! " is in response. And then so melodically and loudly:"Peedyic!..."
Broom closes the window and leaves.
I went and smiled ?

This fool:
I am 20 years old, I look like just my age, but I wear trousers, clothes, clothes from 12 to 15, cigarettes in the store are not sold, they turn to me, I wear dresses and shoes on my heels, uncles from thirty to infinity, in the shops they sell everything, including vodka, and in the rows they turn to you and a woman.
The question! Should I wear shoes with a dress at the same time, so that I can finally be perceived according to my age?! to

Stop smoking and drinking vodka, idiot!

Why then after the phrases said on the phone "Hello, you have in sale German self-propelled craftsmanship Ferdinand?" everyone standing nearby begins to strangely touch you...

My son at school was writing a piece on the topic of 'My favorite fairy tale man' decided to write about Buratino. It was necessary to write according to the plan: the name of the hero, who he is, the author. Portrait of a Hero. 3 character of the hero. This is what I read. ' Buratino barrel Alexey Tolstoy wooden boy. Friendly kindness.

Holden Caulfield (22:48:26 4/12/2010)
Illyuk
Marvel (22:48:30 4/12/2010)
The date)
Holden Caulfield (22:48:35 4/12/2010)
Your life now has meaning.
Marvel (22:48:43 4/12/2010)
FUCH
Holden Caulfield (22:48:44 4/12/2010)
You should wake me up at 8.
Holden Caulfield (22:48:50 4/12/2010)
and tomorrow)

Today we are going to a stop with our little brother and grandfather. There are two men of forty years of age who are divided around the houses. Then a guy, looking like a 25-year-old, rushes to them and begins to broadcast: 'Men, fuck in the mouth, who is throwing bottles past the urn, fuck in the mouth! You think of grandmothers, they are unpleasant, fuck in their mouths. I’m not going on you, I’m just asking, fucking in your mouth, to keep you clean!
The grandfather deliberately extends:"daaa, here are the fighters for culture."

xxx: how are you doing? =) is
Go go naked. I wasted my time.
X: You have not had the rubbish for a long time? I have a third place in karate in Russia.! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Sorry man. I am also a karateist. What Dan?
XXX: Okay, sorry what is Dan? =) is
Go go naked!

Nevertheless, you feel strange when you drink tea yourself, and the girls drink beer with dried fish :-)