I want to fuck now, 29:
I like to do something pleasant to men :)

by Evgeny 41:
If I send you to the ass right now, will it agree with your nick? and ;)

Bo (17:12:56 1/12/2009)
A man’s appearance is not important.

Bo (17:13:08 1/12/2009)
There are many other shortcomings.

What is correct: Radion or Rodion?
It looks like Rodion.
Zzzz: Radeon at all, fools...

Pellman > I have a new idea... I want to wrap clothes for girls
Pele > the main girls to find...
Dog > armor strings with the fidelity belt function.
Dog > I understood your deceitful intent, the villain!
The dog > first just spotted... then the lock stuck.
Dog > and that’s all! ...when she wants sex so much that she agrees to marry you...
Dog > ыы... well you are a straight genius of deceit xD xD

Absolutely justified physiologically, and absolutely ambiguous phrase of teaching from the school of roller skating:
"We sit smoothly and powerfully on every push!"

Space will listen to my requests and send me 24 cm tomorrow!
Half of them will knock you.

and smile*
Did you know that McDougall is going to do a rebranding?

and smile*
It will be green color.

[Ice_Scream]
Will it be now?)

and smile*
McDonald’s decided to change the image to emphasize the naturality and ecology of their food. The institutions of the network will change the color of the logo to green, and the images of the tree and stone will symbolize nature.

and smile*
And the clown will be lazy 😉 😉

Happiness is when you lie on the couch, lower your hand and there...

XXX is
Do you like sweets?

YYYY
Yes )

XXX is
It grows sweet =)

XXX is
Will not slide?

YYYY
I will not eat with my mouth.)

YYYY
It is the opposite)))

to this:

I just broke two glasses on the balcony.
2 What kind of cancer is this?? to
I am more fun than you.
2 – Did the fat jump out? and :)
1 - You won't believe it
1 – Throw the door in the window

Four of us, the pioneers of the Architectural and Construction Facts, were placed in one room. There lived a four-year-old in it before and the mess was unimaginable. In the evening, everything was cleaned and washed. There was only some thick "board" 2 and a half meters left. Everyone was tired, and it was hard to get her down the stairs from the 10th floor. They decided to get out of the window. by night. In the garden. When everyone is sleeping.
2 rows at 2 o'clock at night in the window frame which put this "board" (very heavy). At the expense of once or two or three throw it down, well pushing away from the wall, in order to avoid cases.
This fox begins to plan in the direction of the building on the 4-5th floor... we understand that the fuck will come in a moment and... it is hit by its corner on the fence between the windows only 0.5 meters wide.
We breath out.
Then they could not fall asleep laughing after the imaginary picture: what if in the room, where four people sleep, at night with the removal of the window frame and glasses would fly here such a flying protein)))

The curtain was when 2-3 weeks after the start of the classes came to the neighboring room of the high school students and one of them asked: idiots, you kicked the culmination?!? (This is a drawing board)

From the revelations known:
You don't understand, my mom always carried me on the electric car, bought a ticket and gave in the legs. Then I asked a friend with whom I was actually driving to look after me. And when the train departed, we dropped our tickets and joyfully ran from the wagon to the wagon at the stops.
So the phrase "I lack adrenaline, what to do, where to get it" is a nuance))"

Dee: Looking at the huge line at the metro’s box office, it seems like the 1st of every month for most passengers comes as suddenly as the first snow falls for road services.

All of our favourite ramblers:

Hunting dog killed two men

But here my cat in contact is in a group of CS lovers, drawing graffiti with fish and gluing cats!)))
And when they ask how it is that we are online with him at the same time, I say that the cat is sitting on the mobile phone...

A friend is studying in Baumanka, we talk, I ask about exams.

evolonteer (22:52:16 30/11/2009)
Will there be a lot of exams?

Highlander (22:52:52 30/11/2009)
4 is

evolonteer (22:53:11 30/11/2009)
The complicated?

Highlander (22:55:12 30/11/2009)
Two in physics and two in physics.

What, came a month called "What-Plans-On-NG?"

<1> this is the
<2> what does it mean to you?
I studied in music school for 10 years, served as a tank driver for 2 years, studied economist for 5 years.
<2> k chemu eta biografiya?
<1> so I’m working with Sysadmin!! to
<2> a che logichno =))
<2> 10 let razvival palci, 2 uchil mati, 5 uchilsya nikat svoi kosyaki =)
<1> 8)

to this:
> There are still more suitable girls, not fans)
The > Theatre The full hall. "Innovation and development"

— — —
I went to the cinema with my girlfriend. The whole film she stood and achaled from the vampire-Edward, then from the cat-turner. I scratched my teeth and endured.
In the first row was a cute girl who attracted my attention by periodically making attempts to slip from the chair and bumping something under her nose. Listened to...
Idiots... they’re all idiots... fucking, where has he eaten so many steroids? Edward, you finally get to sleep! Shoot that fool.
To the man sitting with her:
Well, here is the wreckage, right?
I sat down and jealously envyed this little boy... I will meet without him – I will marry!! to

I will never forget how in the kindergarten the teacher asked us the task of adequacy. And it consisted of the following: in front of us on the board attached 3 squares: red, blue and green. The following question was asked:
How are these figures different?
Somewhere out of the children’s crowd came a scream:
The red square is a little bigger.
But fucking, he really was more.

From the comments to the demotivator with Amy Winehouse:

Winehouse is burning. I would blow it every day as many times as the member would stand, and when he could not stand, he would lick with his tongue, and then satisfy with his hands. School does not understand.
Let us get acquainted.