You will not believe...
Recently he was taken to the army. One of the last dialogues:
I will be in the army in a few days!
Bogosverch: and where did they identify? You already know?
Go to Krasnoyarsk! It is warm, well. I’ll go to the sea and catch up.)
Bogosverch: Remember I told you that you were an EGE victim?
Stakeholder: And what?? to
Bogosverch: Do you understand that Krasnoyarsk and Krasnodar are a little different cities?)
Stakan: Oh the little...

There is no sea in Rosario!! to

Repair is a shit. The cultivation of an immeasurable Jean.

I have developed a special dictionary. The type "what hui door holes, scheduled as standard, made as it got" is said as "Here the masters forgot to adjust the door holes parameters according to the arrangements, and this needs to be fixed, because tomorrow the door installer will come". Or instead of “where are these trips in the sealed coating, and why through them water drops on our heads,” it is said “there are defects in the water insulation that need to be corrected; the final calculation will be made after the nearest storm, if the ceiling and the walls of the living room remain dry.”

The Zen. A huge zen.

SaprXM: Remember what to say on the first date with a girl
Artem Korneev: Ask her to develop a single-linked list?
Roma Mick: "Why would you want to marry me?"
Pagid: "What is my salary?"
Antidote: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years"
RiNSpy: Why did your previous relationship end? Ask for recommendations from 3 previous partners, as well as their contact details. Tell about the situation in your previous relationship, when you encountered difficulties, but thanks to you they were overcome.

I am now coming home from work, lazy thinking what to buy for dinner.
Traffic at the light. The bus was stuck in front of an old building with offices. The building is being reconstructed, and forests are installed throughout its façade. There is no light in the windows.
Suddenly I see a window opening on the 3rd floor, from there a man cautiously goes out into the woods and somehow stands on the four. Behind him another and also descends on 4 limbs, and they quickly slide one after the other towards the stairs... Here the bus touched from the spot and went quickly, and what was next, I don’t know.
How boring I live.

Dmitriy: ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
Why are you so kind today?
Dmitriy: It is a mouse.
Mary: I can see it. The Mercy :3
Dmitriy: he just tasted a man, and he is well and he is in a great mood

He does not perceive a point as a sign of intersection, he believes that every message should end with a closing stick (if it is positive) or nothing at all (if it is neutral). I feel like a blonde when I do that, and he’s scattered with points because with them the words look like I’m offended. Directly the alternative system of puncture... This dispute is the third year.

- A small, fucking, cracked sociophobic, in general, flew from the coils. I swear to you, I’ll put him in a psychic. The fool camp.
He hardly gets out of his room. What did he do to you?
It does not work, ah. But periodically noises. For a while, he was sad without a girl. I ordered him a PVC doll in Chinese, thirty centimeters tall, such an animated beauty in a minimum of clothes. As he saw it, he barely turned from enthusiasm. Two weeks ago it was. I will go into his room today.
Is he angry at her?
Fuck it there. I go in and see – there is no beauty anywhere within the limits of visibility. Where is the business, I ask? I cleaned. Is it so? Guess what he answered me?
I give up immediately.
"We spend too much time with her, she tired me of her presence, I want to sit alone."
Listened to in the metro.

Sapphire is like a samurai
The White Kimono
The Eating Borges

On the exposure of Navalny's crimes of the sons of Gen. Prosecutor of Chaika.

xxx: I haven't watched the news, the arrests there probably in full rise already? Are all channels running?
YYY: Yes, the brother of the principal guilty has already been jailed!

Wut: - When I see a low order or some other car, I want to approach and ask, "Chuk, sell potatoes!"

She did not go to her page in contact year three, and in the mailbox, to which she is attached, rarely collapsed. Some absolutely left-wing user, with whom I even have no common friends, as it turned out, all this time about once a week wrote to me in the face of disgust that I am scary and he would not blow me up. He asked, “Who are you?” and “Who are you?” Some guys are nervous, that’s what I’ll say!

At the International Fair of Intellectual Literature, French economist Tom Piketty presented the Russian translation of his work “Capital in the 21st Century”. Based on data on the distribution of wealth and income for 20 countries from all continents and covering the long-term period from the 18th century to the present day, the researcher discovered a pattern he called the “main contradiction of capitalism.”
Recapitalization of assets accumulated in the past is going faster than the growth of production and wages. This inequality reflects a fundamental logical contradiction. The entrepreneur is inevitably inclined to turn into a ranch and to strengthen his domination over those who own only his own labor. Accumulated capital reproduces itself faster than production increases. The past eats the future.”

Have you ever seen the photos of zombie machines in Crimea? Well, those that Gazelle with the TV.

This is not just a telephone from the store. This is a special panel that is not afraid of cold, water. And Gazelle is also equipped with the reception of signals from a satellite, an electric generator.

As Crimea was destroyed, they immediately appeared. So their serial production was set in advance. So the authorities are preparing in advance for the deforestation of cities, and are preparing in any way to bring television propaganda to the population.

It is an inhabited island. Mobile phones and all that.

With him, with the island. WHAT is the authority preparing for if the deforestation of cities is prescribed in the script?

The head of the Donetsk People’s Republic Alexander Zakharchenko carried out a control weighing on the market in Donetsk with the help of a TT pistol. Discussing the accuracy of the indications on the weights, Zakharchenko pulled out his pistol and put it on the cup.

“They are deceiving. The gun can’t weigh more than it weighs, right?” he said, referring to the seller.
Immediately after this, a nearby armed man gave Zakharchenko another pistol, the weighing of which also revealed inaccuracies in the indications of weights.

The weight of the equipped TT is exactly 940 grams.

You said you have a good memory.
I only remember well what I paid attention to.
Is that Lenin’s ass?
That’s the shit of Lenny 😉

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It was a long time ago, a year ago in 1998: we were called into the apartment - the grandmother struck her head, the house is 5 minutes walk away.
We come, we enter the entrance - on the first floor at the elevator is a grandmother, barefoot, in a deep encephalopathy. We put it under the hand and in the car. I looked, as if nothing, but the grandmother must be determined somewhere. He was taken to the regional hospital with shock. and delivered.
And then we are called on the raid and asked the question: "And you, actually, where?", we answer that in the regional hospital, the grandmother was brought. What kind of grandmother? Have you been challenged? We have been called back several times!".
We felt a fuzzy doubt. We did not get up in the apartment.
Well, in the end, it turned out that the grandmother that we caught in the entrance was another grandmother, she went out of her mailbox. Here are we. and c)

The reaction of cats to cucumbers.

Instincts are not!
Only the tactical frequency in cats is higher.
What looked like a scare for a human being, for a cat, was:

No more going in, I’ll go to bed.
This is from where?
It looks like a rat...
A rat without legs and tail.! to
It is a snake!!!! to
- R_E_J_I_M A_N_T_I_G_R_A_V_I_T_A_T_O_R #@...

XXX is:
How is it? Contact with YYY?

and ZZZ:
No is. Real is delayed.

XXX is:
Give up this real life! How many people have disappeared from the internet! and :)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
From UAZ began to actively flow something that - long could not find. The oil was on the spot like, then I noticed that the antifreeze was gone. I tried everything I could, it stopped. After a while I look under the car - again the spot! In the same place where it has always been formed. I am angry. I pull everything up again. No spots for a few days. Then I approached the parked car again.

I will round up briefly :)

He parked again and suddenly something stunned to look underneath the car as soon as he left. Of course there was already a spot right under the engine :))))
Now I’m checking whether there’s a loose under the car before, not after :)