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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №40861
 27.12.2010
Did the guy with the dollars go on Skype? OO

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №40860
 27.12.2010
He: I dreamed that you turned into some kind of white slime of uncertain shape... =))))
He said, “But I didn’t leave you like that, but I saved you!” It is ?
She: It’s the most romantic thing I’ve heard in my life.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40859
 27.12.2010
Viva
The man from the house two days ago killed, pipet fucking
some
Ahaha, they started cutting them off one by one.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №40858
 27.12.2010
I recently learned that an electric shaver can be shaved without a foam.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №40857
 27.12.2010
In the pharmacy a dialogue of a guy aged 23-25 (p), pharmacist (a) and grandmother (b).
A: What is the dosage?
Q: I am...
B: He does not know. He is a beginner sick.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №40856
 27.12.2010
I think you could have had wonderful kids.
YYY: This is a very good argument.
YYYY :
I’ve long wanted to confess... I like you so much, let’s meet?
She... She... No. No is. There is no tune. forgive me.
Why is it?!? We could have wonderful kids!
Do you think so? Take me right here!! 1

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40855
 27.12.2010
YYY: You know, I’m so glad we started communicating.
If you don’t pay attention, we’re fucking fucking!

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №40854
 27.12.2010
x> admin called
x> say he has a stomach disorder and he will not come to work today
x> because he feels anal insecure

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №40853
 27.12.2010
With Lepra:

Frantishek: I have a question about the ladies who play the piano at concerts... and what do the people of the elegant professions do when suddenly a painful desire to go to the toilet during this most elegant process?? to

Sericoff: Why the question to the lady? And the representative of fine professions? Why can't a theater actor, a journalist who conducts a multi-hour report, or even a politician speaking on a forum want to fuck?

Baal: That is more dramatic. Imagine, on one side, you have a violin, alt, or, at a bad end, a balalaika, and you write divine notes on it. On the other hand, the shit came out.
Well, the politician in this sense is uninteresting because of the small differentiation of the issued product.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40852
 27.12.2010
Let Matvijenko offer to clean the snow to the public services... although not, it would be too revolutionary.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40851
 27.12.2010
from discussions 2112 and 2115:
The Roman:
Both cars are very good))))), there is one but: you will only have to drive with one hand, because the other hand will have to wipe the tears))))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40850
 27.12.2010
I have a cat so cool that in the summer I saw a bird on a tree and started hunting for it. So here I sit in the shade and watch the cat performs its mission, climbing on a branch, and the bird was sitting not very high, then the cat climbed on another branch closer to the bird. He sits so for five minutes, falls asleep and falls with a wild thunder about the branches of a tree and with a surprised expression of his mouth looked at the sides and ran away from there with an incredible speed.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №40849
 27.12.2010
When I served in the army, we had two washing machines in the dining room: Small and Big, we called them Villariba and Villabajo, the worst was to get to "Villabajo")))))..... In Villariba we finished washing dishes and there the holiday continues, and in Villabajo everything still washing dishes)))))))))))
Botsmann

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40848
 27.12.2010
I meant all these corporations... I saw the boss’s genitals... I washed off the boy’s blood from the purchase... I brewed the whiplash from my throat... On the way back, I sprayed vodka in the bus... And I fell asleep on a new employee... And it was only after a month of work in the company... I’m waiting for work to go out, comrades... Sorry... );

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №40847
 27.12.2010
The bus driver was in a mood for the whole day. and :)
I go in and there are a lot of people. I pass, give money, I hear someone driving behind me:
Girl, what are you standing? Get up now! With the leg op-op, and already in the salon! Oh well? And the money? Take the wallet and put the coins in the penny! A. Is this a boy? No damn to yourself! You guys, have you slept?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40846
 27.12.2010
By the way, the New Year’s address already lies on the torrents of the clock at 6 p.m. in Moscow, when it will be in Vladivostok. That year I learned the text of the congratulations and a little surprised my friends.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40845
 27.12.2010
I don’t know how in the other decans of other universes, but in my entrance you must read the leaflet: debtors! Congratulations to the Army!! to
A smiley at the bottom of the page.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40844
 27.12.2010
XX: What a strange city, what a country. Boru Mosheev was put into an artificial coma - immediately near the Duma began to collect signatures, so that he was not taken out of the coma. The sympathy of the people is straight at the height.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40843
 27.12.2010
We had a predecessor. His name is Musikhin, and he was called no other than Musikhina.
Exam on the subject. the written. Everyone writes, one girl raises her head, does not find it and loudly asks the whole audience:
Where is the Musica?
“I’m here,” he replies behind her back.

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40842
 27.12.2010
It is not beauty that will save the world, but humor, for beauty quickly fades away, and humor does not exist.

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