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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №39741
 03.12.2010
xxx: We go, so (I, Leha and Natasha) on the street, then Leha suddenly disappears. Two minutes with Natasha, Lehi is nowhere to be seen. Then he suddenly appears next to us and continues to walk with us. So how to understand it?
YYY: Maybe it just failed under the texts?
xxx: xDDD

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №39740
 03.12.2010
For statistics, I asked her if she would have tea with sugar or without. I answered "One spoon". The sample is non-representative. I asked "Shall we eat at home or go somewhere". I got the answer "Let’s get better at home, there’s bad weather". I asked "Let’s sit down and play a TV or watch a movie?". She replied "There is another KD in the Insta, let’s look at something".
Where do you get such fools with uncomplicated answers?! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №39739
 03.12.2010
How the shrimpers on Twitter scratch saliva. They say that in the intervals between the periods will sell vodka, AK-47 and prostitutes.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39738
 03.12.2010
A brother rushes through the Three Station Square to change a ticket to St. Petersburg. As always in a hurry, without time, tired and not asleep... On the way he encounters acquaintances:
Where do you go so?
Brother, breathing hard and not thinking much:
Going to beat...

) )

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №39737
 03.12.2010
Why the boxing gloves? They are robbers.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №39736
 03.12.2010
In Oklahoma, women stole things from shops and hid them in fat folds:

xxx: Negro kangaroos with natural leather folded bags. Let me present you to the pilots.

YYY: Make me forget it now!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №39735
 03.12.2010
Do you think there will be a delay in taking out the dress from the cleaning room?
Will there be no extra money there?
Do you have my number at the end?
or suddenly will call and threaten: "T.k. You didn’t pick up your clothes on time, we cut off the button. We will cut off the button for every day of delay. And when the buttons end, we cut off the sleeves!"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39734
 03.12.2010
XXX-After reinstalling the screw something, the headphones are not very comfortable sitting on the head))
YYY-Mouse is still alive from laughter.)? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №39733
 03.12.2010
As a child, he thought that the bad Babay, who lives under the couch, is redeemed by Babay chocolate, and in Orehovo-Zuevo there are good Nuts Zui who supply him with nuts for his chocolate.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №39732
 03.12.2010
I admire our hardworking Chinese! The inscription on the packaging (orthography preserved): "Pitartane "Sardine Dry" made in China".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №39731
 03.12.2010
Nicole Kidman indicated that she studied at 'School 550 (with high school classes)' in the same years as you.
She may be your classmate.

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39730
 03.12.2010
The driver said:
I stop at the light, next to the Land Rover, and on it on the side, carefully nailed, it is written:
"Please do not put the car here"...
With the same emphasis below:
"I asked you not to put it!!" ;))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №39729
 03.12.2010
When we are told that everything will be fine in our country soon, the question arises: why would this suddenly happen?

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39728
 03.12.2010
A acquaintance says:
At the school, at the parents’ meeting, we had to speak.
Professor, Doctor of Narcology Dispensary. With a lecture on
Adolescent alcoholism and drug addiction.
The uncle came such a reckless, squeezed someone, you can’t even say that professor.
When you start speaking, you will be heard.
I learned so much new for myself!
And about the symptoms, and about the stages, then he was very interesting to talk about different types of alcohol, about self-infestation, I even wrote a few recipes for myself...

Then the truth turned out to be that he was not a professor, but a patient of the same dispenser.
He was just sent to warn that the doctor was sick and the lecture was cancelled.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №39727
 03.12.2010
Hello to you! What was good before I was there?
Everything was fine until you were gone.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №39726
 03.12.2010
From one forum, discussion of the manual trimmer:
About the Husqvarna 343R coatings... The coat is not very - in the grass all from the legs to the head, and once the shit got...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №39725
 03.12.2010
1: When at -25 you sit in a cold car, where everything starts to ring, here the main thing is to find something positive!
2 for example?
1: you can imagine that outside +45 and the air conditioner in the car is working and you immediately get well and pleasant, and not azzky cold.
2: well, yes... if you imagine that on the outside +45, then this white fig on the lawns, apparently, is ashes...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №39724
 03.12.2010
Reviews of the Club Map of Sitylinka:

Excellent club map.

Benefits: Soft, elastic plastic does not hurt the teeth after eating.

The orange color is exciting when looking at this map.

Disadvantages: Not suitable for reading in the toilet – too little text.


[ + 89 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39723
 03.12.2010
World Cup 2018 in Russia. The match between Spain and Italy will take place at the stadium of school No. 38 in Krasnoyarsk, beginning at 14:00. The meeting between Brazil and England will begin after the end of the lessons of the second shift in the gymnasium No. 117 of Ryazan.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №39722
 03.12.2010
No, from a physiological point of view, she has a chest.
This is an aesthetic...

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