Comments on Pornography:
1 thank you
2nd This is a great telephone!! Excellent kind of!
Stop the shaking.) Come out and get to know you too!!! Here is your site.
JOBAN SPAMER (do not hinder people from shaking)

X: Why when cut veins lie in a warm bath?
To not get a cold

Spend your life with someone you would spend the last day before the end of the world.

Where do the gossip come from?

The real story.
One Saturday, an unplanned mother-in-law arrived at me in a rather excited state. The conversation began with a strange interrogation: who yesterday took Innu from the kindergarten (my daughter, 2.5 years of age), at what time and with what transport they went home. Given the fact that we lived alone for a long time and she was never interested in such little things, I was very surprised, but answered all the questions in detail. When I found out my daughter was taking
Sasha (my husband and her son), and now he is at work, the aunt decided to wait for him. Interested by what happened, I began to find out what had happened.
The mother-in-law under my pressure told me this story. Yesterday she worked in a second shift. An employee comes to her work and reports:

I was on a train with your son. The tram was crowded, I went through the rear floor, and he - through the front with his daughter, the child in the tram I did not see, but the whole tram said -
“Why are you carrying a naked child?He replied, “I have all my clothes in my pocket.”

It was January, on street -20, in the tram about the same amount. All the data on the time of the trip and the number of the tram coincided, it was impossible not to believe the story. You can only guess that there was a suspicious husband waiting at home. When we hit him with a duet, the poor Sasha could not understand why he was being mocked. He saw the employee of his mother, but did not dress the child. After a stormy clarification of the relationship, everyone remained with their opinion.

We ate in silence. We sat down and watched TV. The girl in the same room is playing with a doll. and silence. Suddenly, the husband begins to sneeze for no apparent reason. I don't know how the mother-in-law, but I started looking at the phone. After yesterday’s events, this laughter provoked the desire to call a known number. Sasha laughed and said:

Everything said is correct. But the proverb worked, “I heard the bell, but I did not understand where it came from.” I went with Inna in a crowded tram. The woman in the front seat took the baby on her arms and decided to talk to her. Inna had a nail doll in her hands. This woman asked about the doll, “Why is your child naked?” Inna was stuck and silent, and I replied that all my clothes were in my pocket.

We all laughed for a long time. After this story, if someone tries to convince us that they have seen with their own eyes or heard with their own ears something incredible, we recall a naked child in a January tram.

I bought an inflatable bed.
In dozens of languages it is written:
Do not use during bathing.
Only in Russian:
When swimming, hold on to the side straps.

The advertisers are burning. Just on TV:
Mineral water of Borjomi. 1st of January"
Right in the spot, shit xD

Winter version of the game "Fingerprints": Guess under what swarm your car.

From the ASK:

In 2000 years, people have changed a lot.
WOW :...
Jesus, is it you?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sweet has entered the chat.
(Hello to all of you!)
Rock changes Nick to Sweetheart.
Hello to you!
How is it?
[Sweet sweetheart] Take a picture
And now it is sweet.
Sweetheart changes nick to Diabetic.

Well, all the ancestors as ancestors, say, study, pass the session well...
The session is in the midst of it, I sit, I have a 5th hour 80 tickets for some mud, and I draw in my dreams the end of the session. When I get away again, I realize that the time is half the first, and my mom is still not home.(She is at the second highest, but usually at the 10th house) I decide to call. The tube is taken by a fun-hicking mom with the words "Hi, hello) And we here with the girls celebrate the end of the session...Do you learn? by Bukhara! Well, I’ll go, I’ve given it up.)"
The motivation of dumb...>_<

Is it delicious?
Yes very much.
The cook does not do shit. At least in the kitchen.

The first words about sex:
She: He is real
They are real.

by JJ
I had a Dennis doll (a gift from my family when I didn’t even learn to walk). I did not play with him. He was sitting, hanging his legs from the closet and staring at me at night. In the pyjamas...
And then came the movie "Chakki"

If you are given too much attention, it means they want to either fuck you or fuck you out.

Skype conversation with a girl
My father died a year before I was born.
Isn’t anything embarrassing for you?

Sudo apt-get install mc
Tagged with: ht7qxfc8
YYY: Hello
Fuck to Fuck!!! to
I'm from your "hello", I barely got a heart attack!! to
I thought the console spoke to me.

I talked to the director of the school about my son (5th grade):
(D): Your son is a hidden leader! He may not say anything, but everyone follows him anyway.
I have before my eyes an image from an old fairy tale: a man with a dude and a crowd of stupid rats behind him.
I immediately ask:
Are there teachers around?! to
(D): And they are going about the crowd...
Oh oh oh!
It is time to change school.

What about the New Year, where are you going?
Rat_S - Yes, the campaign is nowhere... gathered in the club, but yesterday the prize was deprived
Chickens are shuffled?
Rat_S - yes, the shortest girl at work went to the boss knocked on me that I don't do the job... called, so see, insulted, like let's work... well I went to the store, bought cheese and a mouse... I go to her in the office silently I put a mouse loaded in the center of the office and I leave...
Rat_S - so she then flies, rattles, is angry, nervous shopper... had to go back then to the store... bought her a cucumbers, the largest... well and took with the note "it is not for salad, it is from the nerves" )))))

I go on the bus at the pre-last stop the door opens the people leaving "SKOTOVZ". The doors are closed, touched.. meters two as behind a scream was spread - SAYED JOPU PRICHEMIL... Ahahahahahah I look and the truth behind the aunt pound under 150 with the bags is pressed... the brake doors are opened, the aunt rolls into the car... Further she goes to the driver’s cabin, opens the fork and let’s shout the same phrase with a good mate – WHY did I JOPU PRICHEMIL say??? The most interesting thing afterwards was the driver’s aunt.)

XXX: Did you give it up?
yyy: of course +)
Yyyyy: I was the first to give it up, he put it there, and he didn’t even ask for anything.
I said shit :D
XXX: That’s exactly what I said :D
Yyyyy: ahah said so"I am a bitch, and you will count"