Life is the same movie, only at the end the light does not turn on.
Hassle...
Everyone will agree that dogs know when to go for a walk with them. They
They study our pre-going actions and... instinct is developed.
My dogs are no dumber than others, he knows too. When I perform completely
unnecessary, from his point of view, the ritual of drinking coffee in the morning or tea in the evening he
He sits on the stand humbly, but when I go into the hallway and take the Guide, he
He begins to whisper...
This afternoon, at absolutely out-of-time, I went to the hallway.
Looking at the calendar, I thought about something completely different. Or about the third.
The dog began to whisper. I immediately took the guide and dressed it.
An instinct was developed.
In general, I had to go for a walk... the dogs of Pavlov... the owner of Pavlov...
What happens if you throw a shoe at the head of the country?
Bush: He turns around and then says, “The shoe was the tenth size!”
The shoe is removed by the guard and the arm is broken.
Putin: He catches shoes on the flight, throws back and hits the aggressor between
the eye. Then the guard takes him away, and nothing else is known about him.
Medvedev: It bends, so the shoe flies over him, says: "no
Everyone has the right to express his or her opinion." Hooligans
He is discharged from work the next day.
Obama: Unable to remove the shoe hooligan is caught by the guards and carried out to
hands from the room. Everyone is sure that the man just got bad.
Hu Jintao (President of the People’s Republic of China): At the entrance of a shoe wearer into the building
The security guard’s regular telepath notices suspicious mental activity.
The security guard delays everyone in a radius of 10m until the circumstances are clarified.
Yushchenko: gets the shoe straight into the face, after which accuses the throwing
The shoe is that he is a ‘Crimean agent’ and wants to undermine independence.
of Ukraine" Supporters of Tymoshenko rush and start to scandate
The anti-Yushchenko slogans
Saakashvili: Seeing the shoe flying into him, hiding under the table and from there
Notify all attendees about the termination of the event "in view of
An unexpected change of situation" The guard pushes everyone out of the room.
Lukashenko: He turns away from his shoe. Police take the opposition in the hands.
He leads to the President. Lukashenko asks "what are you dissatisfied with?",
He hears the answer and begins to tell him how much he has done for him.
improving the lives of the people and the prosperity of Belarus. The shameful
The opposition is guarded.
Nazarbayev: Turns away from the shoe, runs to the rebel and personally
He beat him with the help of a guard.
Pratibha Patil (Woman, President of India): Lovit cautiously abandoned
He pulls his shoe on the flight, presses it to his chest, and begins to sing and dance.
The guard conducts a chord around the throwing shoe, which also sings and
He dances.
ForseSeeker
Hear, and Yushchenko – what race is he?
ForseSeeker
Not a Goblin?
Serenity Opinion
Of course not.
Serenity Opinion
Do not insult the Goblins anymore.
Serena had already gone to bed in the bushes at that time.
How did it go...
He stood up from the bench and fucked up.)
She: the idea of putting an ultimatum "either I or the computer" was wrong(((
Azrail
Next week for all couples!
Do you hear?? to
No one missed!!! to
For all the couples!!! to
by XeV
Lying a fuck?
Hateful: Fuck, I am still concerned about why when a man turned into a hole, all his clothes broke, and the pants did not break, but in shorts turned.
Ne4t0: hateful> on the incredible halk with each of its incredible transformations in the most incredible way reveal incredible pants, and, covering the incredible shame, give him the opportunity to fight with enemies.
Hateful: It is physically impossible
Ne4t0: you look at the incredible shark, there he once buys clothes on the market for 5 sizes more
hateful: even if it is 5 sizes larger, they are torn from the bottom to the knees, and further - not? If they were healthy enough, they would not break from the bottom to the knees.
Ne4t0: Hz
hateful: what it was necessary to prove=) Yes, another misunderstanding. What a fucking Kad Bathman in a mask, his eyelids are painted black, and Kad he removes the mask, their eyes are not painted.
Ne4t0: hateful> I think this growth insulating porous material under the mask looks like this
hateful: the material is one, and it has completely black eyes, I was specifically watched.
Ne4t0: Hz
Hateful: Here I am, he paints his eyes
hateful: verdict: There is a director’s version of the miserable where he runs naked and blows his huge green strawberry. But then, because of the censorship, they decided to put on his pants, so that the children do not scare. But as for Beethoven, he’s just a pidaras.
The Colors:
I have been skiing for a year, and with each year the desire to lick the lift is getting stronger and stronger...
NaZg: the whole essence of the counter was issued by Punto Switch, transferring GO-GO-GO to PST-PST!
Not so long ago, even in pre-revolutionary Russia, all cats were literate, learned in pashtets and spoke "Mr".
Fuck it! The worst thing you can think of about smoking is reading. And I had to read the name of the toilet paper... "Siren".
I was reassured for three hours.
He returned home with his father. Meeting with a friend (D). In fun, a smile from ear to ear, in the eyes - happiness.
D is free!
A: Hello to you!
D: Let us drink! My wife is pregnant!
A: Let it go! And from whom?
The guy misses a smile, he thinks and quietly pronounces: "from me" And even quieter adds: "like"!!! O_O
She: When I met my ex, he seemed so cute and fun. He was so clever, he had a joke on any of my sentences!! to
She: And then I started reading too.
Bloop (in translation from English. A low-frequency sound recorded several times by the US National Ocean and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in the summer of 1997. The source of sound remains unknown.
The source of sound should be located approximately at the geographical coordinates of 50°00′00″ y. 100°00′00″ d. (G) southwest of South America The general nature of the sound makes it possible to suspect that it was delivered by a living being, but such a being is unknown to science. Judging by the distance passed by the sound, this creature must be of enormous size, much larger than a blue whale.
If we reject the assumption of the existence in the Pacific Ocean of an unknown to science species of giant beings, there are two versions: either the sound is produced by a large number of beings at the same time, or in this region for a short time developed unique acoustic conditions that allowed the distant distribution of sound.
It is not uninteresting that the coordinates of the sound source are near that place 47°09′ south. 126°43′ p. d. (G), which Howard Lovecraft indicated for the underwater town of R'Leeh, in which Kthulhu sleeps.
However, considering the information not too important, a detailed study with deep immersion did not produce.
It is known that the correct question contains 50% of the answer. but
Only in Russian can be up to 100%, for example:
"Where is this all about?"
Speaker of the Sverdlovsk Regional Duma Mr. Voronin is famous for his
It was a good day (or, more precisely, the absence of it), but last Friday it surpassed the
He himself and at the same time avenged all the journalists who were not in his press.
I went because I didn’t expect to hear anything interesting. The words of the former
My colleagues, it sounded like this:
Eduard Ergartoevich (Rossel, Governor) predicted the crisis, but no one
not understood. He warned that the year 2009 would be even harder.
of 2008. You will have to work a lot and hard. We are wrong with him.
I understood. We thought he said he would have to work a lot.
Distribution of additional income"
As they say, curtains.
The wife says to her husband:
I don’t understand why 40-50-year-old men are pulling on.
Stupid young girls aged 18-20. Of course, beautiful young
body, smooth skin, elastic ass. How do you get stupid?! to
The husband:
Unlike you, we are not brains.
Do you want a funny joke?
I know your jokes, you’ll fuck on the eggs and you’ll roast.
I go to the metro. Sokol station, where an aviation institut is located. Three students enter the car and I hear their conversation:
I tried yesterday to put a gun on my plane, I barely installed it - it didn't get in, infection.
2nd, I will give it too.
1 to you? It is passenger! Or are you going to kill someone else besides the passengers?