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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107434
 27.12.2014
Discuss the time machete in "Harry Potter":

xxx: And what if you move the machete for a second, then you will be stuck in yourself, because a second ago you stood in place and did not leave, respectively you and another you were stuck in each other (imagine this as stuck in the texture)
My friend has died

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107433
 27.12.2014
Satellite1957: Fighting with monuments is easy, they do not shoot in response.
Stroka07: as the events in Donbass showed, a couple of monuments managed to fire in response. IS-3 and T-34
A monument to Lenin in Kharkiv was persistently beaten, 4 people were injured

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107432
 27.12.2014
A woman’s brain is the same as a man’s. If this is not the case, please eatkneck these "equal rights".
If a person has gray matter in his head, conscience and education, then no intoxication and no hormones will change his "sufficiency." The brakes may shake up or the subconscious desires may unfold, the limit of their weakness may shift. With severe poisoning, perception is already disrupted, cognitive functions are inhibited and simplified. But a man will never say or do what he did not want in principle. And the consequences of these actions will not cease to understand. He may not care about them.
This is what I do - stop dropping into toxicosis what you previously just masked in yourself.

Friend, and you are with a hammer or a temperature of 38 also cheerful, cheerful and the soul of the company? No, I am not a woman. The Doctor. They are married, unlike...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107431
 27.12.2014
She was in visits with her parents, they annoyed to tell how they bought coffee, and the taste is no different from the usual. I wonder what "Earth" is. Showing the packaging.
It turns out, ground coffee - hammered to be...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107430
 27.12.2014
<TheNehh> When searching for files in Windows XP, in the lower left corner a little dog leaves a book. It leaves it from left to right, symbolizing, apparently, the depth of the idiotism of the whole system.
<Angelofnet> TheNehh: So the dog... It doesn’t matter where to go.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107429
 27.12.2014
The Friend! The headache goes away on the second day. The temperature is third. Toxicity lasts for weeks and months. It is hard, both morally and physically. One stupid girl planned to protect the diser with a blade, so as not to strike especially. Well, she did not go away from the push for three months, and her dish was covered with a copper barrel. Puzo was, and disserra is not, because it is simply impossible to work mentally in such a state, as it is to run with documents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107428
 27.12.2014
C forums "Anti-Russian standards":

XXX is Hi! Please help me with my loan problem. The loan to the Renaissance is 78 500 rubles, I have not paid for 6 months and do not plan. The bullying calls from the collectors stopped a month ago, and now a letter came from the bank, with the text that my case was transferred to the court (even attached a copy of the application to the court). What should I do??? Can I withdraw my case from the court? I do not want to pay. Please help me.

Yyy: Yes, you write a direct statement that you do not want to pay and send it to the court by mail. The court rejects the bank in the claim and obliges it to remove your credit history from the NBKI within a week period.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107427
 27.12.2014
and GM. I have a pilot friend. And since she had to break through there with the battle, proving that she is not worse than men, she knows everything about 'equality of opportunity'. And here somehow she asks me, "and is it true that the mood of the baby is spoiled during the period?"I make big eyes and confirm...Friend: "What’s wrong with me?"I started to think. She is healthy like a horse. The medical commission was conducted by the first county as a cosmonaut. Do we have many perfectly healthy babies?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107426
 27.12.2014
Damn, he told his wife after a trip that a man should be powerful, smellful and hairy.
I said "Oh, right about you! In addition to the word "man" and "mouth"...(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107425
 27.12.2014
Did harmful Jews invent Christianity in order to educate slave submission in other peoples?
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Don’t worry, is that true? And not only pgo hystyanism, but also pgo any doughnaya helix?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107424
 27.12.2014
Buy a laptop with pre-installed Windows 8 - start learning PC from formatting.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107423
 27.12.2014
<slava_> and
<slava_> at work now the director shows one of the programmers how to correctly jump in quake1 ))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107422
 27.12.2014
Well, once all the patterns have been identified, the question to the experts: why is it still impossible to conceive a child of the right sex with the help of science and medicine?
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There are no words. Sheep Dolly has been around for almost 20 years.
Several eggs are taken, fertilized, developed in a test tube, after a while a couple of cells are taken for DNA analysis and the desired fetus is planted by the mother.
In more than a dozen countries, the second method is used only for medical indicators (genetic diseases related to gender). "Don’t let a boy" or "Don’t let a girl"), there are no prohibitions in the United States. They write that the Chinese often come, boys with a guarantee to do.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107421
 27.12.2014
J is Martin and Children's Literature
... and Cinderella married a prince, and she had a sadistic husband, an intriguing mother-in-law, an alcoholic hero, and a family doctor-poisoner.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107420
 27.12.2014
Yesterday the girl came. and grit. "I have it all down there, and how do I get it up?" guess what it is about
Lightbit: The cables?
The Beast: No. She turned the window and didn’t know how to open it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107419
 27.12.2014
Funny work of Sapphire:
User: You do not have a niche here. I go there, and Nippon.
Sapport: <a few suggestive questions to understand what’s wrong>
User: I will refuse to respond until you fix this problem!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107418
 27.12.2014
The Russian answer to "OK, Google" is "So, Yandex" or "Okay, Yandex".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107417
 27.12.2014
Go to sleep with your wife. I’m already sleeping, she’s still crawling something in the phone. I open one eye and look at her quietly.
Do not worship.
I am :?! to
I am anticipating!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107416
 27.12.2014
A fairy tale about the feather, or rather a fairy tale with a similar plot, was invented in ancient Egypt, only there was a prostitute and a pharaoh 2,5 thousand years ago! This plot is the most popular among fairy tales and is found in a very many peoples. So the girls had hoped for the appearance of the prince since time immemorial.

Not just girls. These stories are the essence of stories about social elevators. For girls, they look like a profitable marriage. For Emily, for example, as a squid.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107415
 27.12.2014
The Last Christmas Ay Gave Yu Ma Hart...
Brother Zack: Doors of the Nectis Day
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