Sometimes even real clowns become directors.

J. Nikulin

I read today two stories about how sometimes some girls choose men - https://www.anekdot.ru/id/923188/ and https://www.anekdot.ru/id/923196/. And the phrase in discussions, such as “they are all like that.” In other words, illogical. I disagree with this conclusion. not all. But watching some of them is really interesting. I remembered how I was struggling and struggling in the 90s with a company of psychological students. On one of the tosses, on someone's birthday, was their practitioner, an offgenic man. He told a lot of stories. Here is one of them. I’t be surprised if he had already been somewhere – he told a lot and a lot of people. Next with his words.

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About the subtleties of choosing a life satellite.
For the sake of justice, I will note that many men, choosing a companion of life, make decisions, gently speaking, not with their heads. Not with the heart.

A very common among a certain circle of women is the phrase "All men are the same!" It is understood, of course, that “all men are goats”. As if there is no huge number of men who are in love with their women. Who, until their old age, literally blow up the dust from their faithful - already gray and wrinkles-like grandmothers at the time. People who love children and grandchildren. Seeing in them traits - and their own and their beloved.

Once, psychologists at one research center were interested in the character of women, for whom "all men are the same." We selected several women with a typically unfortunate fate to begin with. Those who were repeatedly "throwed" by the men were cast with the wedding, thrown pregnant or with minor children on their arms, and so on. Moreover, women were selected from different settlements, with different levels of education and with different degrees of material wealth.

Then we selected a few dozen very decent men. The Responsible. Loving their family. To make money normally. No problems with alcohol. And that their wives bear their wives literally on their arms and do not hope for their souls in their children. Naturally, those of them who were already married were asked to remove their engagement rings and not to give their family status. The purity of the experiment. For the same purpose, they were asked to dress roughly the same – a business suit and a white shirt. And also remove all expensive attributes, such as elite watches and the like. And, attention, launched into this society one particular bastard. The selected. Here is a straight stamp to put nowhere - such a babbnik, shit and passed away. Just a prize medalist from the exhibition! Moreover, not even the fact that a beautiful man is quite ordinary appearance. Dress like everyone else. Among the selected men were with a more pleasant look. In general, the average in all external parameters is male... The selected women were asked to talk to all candidates in a flash date mode. Two or three minutes for each candidate. And then indicate a photo with the number of the person who was interested. Of course, I did not say anything about the experiment. Typical, just a hunt for the purpose of getting to know.

What would you think? correctly! The first one launched into these artificially created "paradise bushes" chose the only specially selected moral kind! The other candidates only repeated her words:
Only one man, more or less interesting. The rest is something wrong. Is he really not married? Can I get his phone?

And this is among a few dozens of specially selected normal men!! Several times changed the cattle for the purity of the experiment. Nevertheless, the overwhelming majority of “clinical brochures” selected “the most interesting of all candidates” without saying anything.

“Here comes the conclusion,” said the elderly psychologist, “When a woman says that all men are goats, it means only one thing. She has a sharp smell of these very goats and a thirst for adventure for her “lower 90s.” A form of masochism. According to the principle, which was formulated by Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin: "Ah, to fool me is not difficult - I am glad to be fooled myself!" And she is not that of two or three dozen men, and even of a hundred or a thousand intuitively, but unmistakably will choose the "prize copy." And it will struggle to the same grails again and again. And normal men, if one of them tries to get to her, she sews off, as uninteresting. Is it surprising that with this approach almost all the men she had something with are goats? It is also a talent to live “not boring.”
What about the mistakes of youth, inexperience? We asked.
Mistakes are normal. They learn from mistakes, he replied, is there such a saying? Here is! But there are people who don’t learn anything from life. never ever. Good luck to you, young people! Love each other. And think with your head, not... Well you understand!

An announcement on a column near the Odessa Conservatory: “A world-famous quartet is looking for two violinists and a violinist.”

xxx: ideas are not protected by copyright
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Stories are protected.
XXX: look at it. The molecule of a new medicine may be protected by patents, but the atoms of which it is made are not!
YYY: I see that. Such a molecule. Patents with rifles.
Generally speaking, the molecules of modern medicines are sometimes complex.
Take some clarithromycin.
XXX: I see how they invent it.
xxx: hook, hook, hook, mix, but not shake, oh, and another hydroxyl group on the side, let's stick!
yyy: Ggg and in sales
YYY: No, but really, how are they invented?
Well, here’s what Hoffman called his creation LSD-25. He previously tried 24 different ergoline derivatives, and the 25th proved to be a sprinkler.
YYY: What was he looking for?
xxx: he worked in the farm, also some medicines. there you will change the molecule - and it won't be a psychedelic, but a pesticide or a cure for the cold
XX: Shulgin also made pesticides at first, but quickly became involved with psychopharma.
psychedelic pesticides 😉
yyy: I see a crowd of Colorado frogs demonstrating for peace under the New Age
YYY: What was the name of the thing you saw in the building store?
XXX: Antiseptic Treatment

A slight shock visited me when I saw a book entitled “Stalin’s Steel Balls.” No, the book is not about what everyone thought, but about the Soviet spherical tanks... Interestingly, this is how the publishing house burned, or did the author blow?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We are!! to
It is "Obeim" that is right! Both of you would be in the gay club.

And why is this telephone ham - the one who raised the phone, and not the one who called in order to impose some shit?

The technology of cold calls is sham.

and a cell phone ham...

And why is this telephone ham - the one who raised the phone, and not the one who called in order to impose some shit?

Inventor from the UK began to chase single-salt whisky from the urine of elderly diabetics, which is rich in sugar
YYY: What is a single salt if the urine is from different people?
Yyy: The fucking swimmer

Generally speaking, I went today to get a login and password for public services. I came to the MFC. And there’s everything: the electronic line. I went in, a consultant struck me in a demon-machine. I sit and wait for me to be called. A little people, a little beauty. Here the devil-machine drill number 24 go to the 10 window. I go to the office and there... Everything is new, the operators are sitting and clearly missing. Well, I am from the 6th window and they ask...and you about public services? Well I answered yes... she went... I was told in the 10 window... and who told you that? I... some loud voice from above... near the operator was pressed... I mean that: more carefully in general with the voices from above.

I go to the store for food. My way goes through a small square where a mini-sports court is installed. All kinds of trainees, trainees, trainees. Given that it is cold outside, most of the place is empty. This time there was a visitor.



I walk slowly and I notice that there is a “collaps” hanging on the torch in the form of a human body, presumably a male and plumazo dressed. The cabbage tries to stretch up and the cabbage fails. I get interested and I stop to follow the heroic attempt of the street athlete.

After several attempts, the man with sin is pulled in half, touches the unwashed beard of the metal bark and falls to the ground in exhaustion, after which he begins to fade, like a cat who has taken over the wool. I am standing in a real ohua from the seen, disgusting sight. The man, somewhat rising up, notices the girl looking at him, and gives a deep, philosophical phrase.



and naked! I’d better be upset...

In the meantime, he walks away from the sporting field.

The female Maine Coon - Maine Tian?

Remember what size they are.
They are all Maine-Same and no other.
By the way, the interesting Napoleonic complex, the small manule behaves on its second name "Gurbai Joba" (more precisely, on its second part), but the Kun and even the Rish are quite pacifists.

The Suffering:

And unfamiliar with the phone call center that call centers now place in any Zadrishchensk and Novo-Zahudirinsk, where normal work is simply NOT. Maximum a cashier in the supermarket, just as much for a penny to listen to such notebooks.

Oh, pity them, those who call with stupid questions and unnecessary suggestions to you in the evening, when you eat dinner or read a book to a child, or wake you up in the morning on the weekend, talk to them gently, they are so poor-unfortunate... and these call centers will open even more, and you will be called even more often. It would be better for you to go to the cashier to benefit society.

The acquaintance worked in the 00s in OBEP, told a story with fraudsters.

I lived in a small town, and the buildings were mostly single-storey private houses. So, one day at one of the houses stops a lighthouse, which begins to repair a man. After repair he leaves, but returns in a couple of hours and knocks to the owners. M and B grandmother

M: I repaired the car near your house and accidentally lost the video cassette, and there was a marriage of my daughter, who lives in Moscow, and I myself from Samara. This recording is in a single copy. Did you not find?

B: No children were found.

M: Sorry... But suddenly you find it, I’ll pay you for it, here’s my phone number. And suddenly, if someone finds another, then buy a cassette, here you have 1000 rubles.

B is good son. Take a visit card with money.

A couple of days pass, a guy (P) knocks on the owners and says he walked past the house and found a cassette.

X: Yin, this man lost, please give it.

No, only for 10,000.

X: Now I will call the owner of the cassette.

Grandma calls the man, he says, give any money for the tape, tomorrow I will come back.

My grandmother gave everything. Naturally no one is coming, then the cassette decided to see, and there "Well, wait." This is such story.

To be the neighbor of that aunt with a pig I’t want to be.

Naturally, then the companion is automatically somewhere nearby.

xxx: I never understood how pleasant these pudors are to go into the anal...
You are burning :)
XXX in the meaning?
Yyy: Well in the sense, your phrase sounds like you’ve tried to put something in your ass, you didn’t like it, and you’re now wondering what a pleasure it is :)

Hey, Debbie, stop discussing the fake quotation about BIOS.
1st Password in BIOS is entered BOTH!
2nd The password and BIOS settings are NOT stored in power-independent memory and are easily discarded by removing the battery or a special switch [CLEAR_CMOS] (who is more convenient, there is no difference).
Three The BIOS can be cleaned through various special programs.
4 is BIOS is a program. CMOS is the technology by which the chip is manufactured, essentially the chip itself, which has both an energy-independent memory in which the BIOS is recorded and an energy-dependent memory in which the settings are stored. So in a practical sense, the phrases "drop BIOS" and "clean CMOS" are absolutely equivalent.
5 is There is no need to build experts and stick to the words. Everyone understands what you are talking about without your comments.

Commentary on the video, where schoolchildren for a while decompose the Kalashnikov machine:
"Be afraid of us We will dismantle all your weapons and you will have nothing to fight!!!and "

I read yesterday in one magical book what miracles begin to happen if you constantly hold your eyes above the horizon. It was promised extraordinary. I decided to enslave. What a wonderful hunt!
Today, with my head proudly lifted up, I go into the elevator and see, on the ceiling of the lamp, it is written large: LOSS E...O!

>> And here’s – you don’t have a landmark, you don’t have a route with that very azimut. Why do you need a compass? Choose any asymmetry and whistle straight until you get out to people.
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In the woods, it is customary for a man to walk around. The left foot is a little longer (in the opposite direction). The compass helps at least to go all the time in one direction straight.