In the conditions of the Mongolian winter, the statute orders to do the need in such a place where there is a lot of frost, and from the amenities only a bird hunt. You have to freeze and balance over a terrible gap. In birds, such exercises are somewhat unforced. People are distracted by all kinds of worrying thoughts. Therefore, soldiers and sergeants go to the wind only in the extreme case, with the direct threat of breaking. And by the end of the service develop two interesting skills:
Do everything in 5 seconds.
2 times every 3 days.
We lived in a iron booth on wheels. We were connected at the field station.
The R-410 All human things were not alien to our elders. One night, he raised the crew by alarm, drove it out to the frost, and himself laid a larva on the newspaper. He turned and threw it out of the window in the face of the wind. Then I turned on the ventilation, and it became fresh in the cabin like in the forest. And there are no signs that the senior is not alien to everything human. Everyone came back, fell asleep and thought nothing.
In the morning the storm stopped. The sky became blue like a dome in Smolny. The general came for a check. He built the crew in front of the iron booth and began to tell about his life.
He served twenty-five years.
He saw how in Voronezh the clock was engaged in onanism on the post and so fell asleep. In the position of “standing”, with the farm outside. The deceiver thought
"What an ugliness" and slapped a sleeping comrade on a sleeping member with a soldier belt. Clock from pain and misunderstanding began to shoot, no one hit, but for the division it was a disgrace.
The general saw how in Yakutia the praporcher put vodka on the frost, the vodka was made a piece of ice, and the praporcher used it as a snack to ordinary, liquid vodka. Soon, huge green cockroaches began to come to this stranger right into the guard. It was a disgrace for the division.
Once again, in Angola, a babouin stole food from another praporcher, and this praporcher caught the babouin on a tree and took everything back. It was a shame to mock the natives.
But! Never before has a general seen such a terrible scourge, that people have stumbled at the walls of combat machinery at a height of three meters from the ground!
Turn around, comrades, and see what is happening on board.
The car! He said with an opera voice.
And there everything thrown in the window by the senior blasted back by the wind. The crystal coil froze to the iron booth. And from the newspaper “Red Star” it was clear that it was not a bird.
A whole day later, the chief man crushed his inner world, freezing to death to the booth. A crystal bell floated far above Mongolia.

One scientist gave birth to twins. One he baptized in the temple, and the other left as a control model.

I work on cable television, I agree access to home.
The senior in the house does not give access to the roof where our equipment is located. I came to her home to talk, my husband opens the door in a pot on his head, with the words clean up your radioactive equipment. There was no constructive conversation.

Why when you take a loan, everyone is smiling... Good... And when you pay, everyone is aggressive... And now in general, the cashier has gotten with the name "Udot".

XHH: Have you already set up the door I asked for?
Yyy: No, alcohol must be put.
Okay, half a cup is enough?

by Bibo

I bought a baby chupa-chops. In an attempt to remove the envelope, she pulled out her finger, broke her nail and cut off a piece of a tooth. I would like to thank the manufacturer for the quality product. I spent 5 rubles on toilet paper. My teeth are clean and my ass clean.

Scenario for advertising:
The office includes admin in a sweater. The workers smell and run somewhere. Admin says: "Sex effect" :)

My husband Anek!
How is a woman’s chest different from a toy railroad?
Both are made for children, and dads play with them.
My wife :)
My husband: Maaaaaahamaka, nucupiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyimnezeleznuzarozhikiuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu..... :)))))
Fuck you, you will play titles :)

and Yandex. The main page. The news.
A Russian, American and Japanese man brought a tree to the ISS.
It looks like the beginning of an anecdote.

Newromant
We go to the gay club on Friday.

Newromant
Three monkeys

Yo-KuboVich Tamerlan
Who else?

Newromant
This is the name of the club, idiot!

xxx: It was thought here in connection with the events on the railway and on the disco in Perm that it would be four times more dangerous than terrorists.

In the morning, he slipped and fell while he was going to work. I decided that today is not my day...But everything changed when a wall calendar was presented to the teacher at the automotive school tonight. While he stabbed him to the wall, he broke his finger, broke the light bulb and broke the hammer.

<Selefior> here are people with a sexy nick
<Selefior> in life nichuya is not sexy

Megamozg
Where are the keys?? to
Nixon
They secretly meet with the controller from the TV.
Agent is
Waiting for the flash.
Kira
She flirted with her left socks.
Xena
He betrayed her with the keys to the car.

Anthropophagus: the website of the Ministry of Health of Ukraine needs to change the domain from moz.gov.ua to moz.gov.net

The female logic. I sit in the kitchen with my girlfriend, she warms me soup on the plate. It has been warming for a long time. Then she waited, poured it into the plate and said:
Oh go eat. I don’t know if it’s warm or not.
So you try.
I can’t, it’s hot!

Cepe*ka: I see on mail:
Cepe*ka: For the sake of Sergey Zverev, the girl did 28 plastic operations
Cepe*ka: the first thought: "and the first of them was brain amputation"
I have no options :)

I have a penis of 10 cm, I am 17 years old, is it normal?
Okay but shit!

XXX: And he’s cool... he’s really cool! In short, I saw his Persian in a morrowind - completely pumped, he had everything, he had all the skills and characteristics for a hundred, Deadric armor and weapons, the best clothes, everything is enchanted... And since he sat a lot, the level was over 80. So, this is his persis is a scrap compared to himself!
YYY: O_O
XXX is serious. This was the only time I’ve seen a man cooler than his own Persian in Morrowind!

Azick (21:44:14 21/12/2009)
ppc, I am sick - the brain is not sick at all)

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:17 21/12/2009)
I took my socks in my hands today.

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:24 21/12/2009)
Wearing and losing.

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:41 21/12/2009)
And finally my thought brought me to the kitchen.

Azick (21:44:46 21/12/2009)
Ahhhhhh))

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:52 21/12/2009)
I opened the refrigerator and there...