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XXX is fucking! My hair began to grow on my chest.
YYY: Hey, what did you want? Is it in the IT department? The sweater grew and started.

from the Dating section: an educated, erudite, intellectually developed master of boxing sports.

I tell my son that his sister is pregnant and that we will all be a lucky little girl.
Katie is pregnant? How do you know that she is a girl?
There is a device that can be used to determine the gender of the future child.
That is. Did you know I would have you?
-I didn't know, Doctors said:"I don't understand"
Better "unknown" than a girl...

You are always asking, when you look, which dress is the best. I cannot choose! I can not! Here’s if it were like this: you put a cursor on the dress, and there’s the "30 warmth", "+10 charisma".

Are you drinking beer today?
I have strength in beer today!

To the school called, say, influence the son, completely out of hand. You know, they ask what he said to Fizruca? "I will not", he says, "cross running – my most important race in my life I have already won". Fizruck, fool, went - when was it, shouted? Son (15 years of obultus): "16 years ago" and left school.

by ps. Who sent you to this race 16 years ago? ... this is the same. Once again, you’ll make your father run, you’ll run again.

The pps. Go to sleep, if you are sitting again until 4am - the password in the bios will be put on.

Tyrannos: The top of cynicism - advertising of shorts and shorts on Animal Planet...

Bees: can a memory card from a photocopy be formatted in some unconventional way?
KVaS: you can boil it :)

Remember the joke about "fuffle, fuffle - there is, fluoride is not"? Now I’m 100% sure that these stories come out of life.

During university time, she lived in a community. Having a pretty good vocabulary, unlike his neighbors in the room, often suffered from this. If I had to write some work or, God, translate something from Russian to Ukrainian, I had to run away from home so as not to fall victim to human laziness.

Once again, when my neighbors needed something to write and translate, and I was evil, like the devil, I silently laid them on the table my Russian-Ukrainian dictionary in the style of "War and Peace in One Volume" and strictly ordered: do not touch me.

In five minutes:
Sosdecka (C): Lovely, and how "Okurok" in Ukrainian?
I: Well, there is a dictionary, yup, how much can I?
A: No, I have watched it!
I, megazlobbo: look again, it can’t be!
C, after five minutes of singing and leaving the pages: Well no, no!!! Here see: "accord", "accurately" is, "accurcum" - is not...

It is useful to work a lot!
Why this?
More money and no time to think about any stuff.

Dreams still come true...
Vigdis: I dreamed today that my mother was burning, that I was smoking...
Vigdis: Today we’re sitting there, we’re drinking tea, well I’m laughing: “Ma, I dreamed today that you knew I was smoking...”
The fucking...

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: For today I have plans to separate light from darkness and say it’s good.

I never thought I would write that. But still though.
I was stolen a notebook in the store "Technosila"TC "Park House" of Yekaterinburg. The fault of course - left it in the storage cell, left the store, and the note is no longer. The guard laughed and did not want to do anything, barely forced the cameras to see. He filed a complaint to the police.
Suddenly a miracle will happen. Maybe those who stole will see it, or maybe someone who knows or has seen it. And suddenly the kidnappers will change their minds and Noot will come back to me.
Note - it was a gift for NG, my parents and grandparents gave money, which they didn't just get. ICQ 293-191-820 If anyone knows, write it.
I can't believe it, but suddenly a miracle will happen in the NH.
Bring to the top to see more, just humanly please.
Thank you all in advance.

YYY: And I understood the beauty of the diverging chairs.
XXX is mm.
yyy: you can roll it up so that the kefir runs out to the end)

If the cancer is submerged in vodka, it becomes red and falls into a sting. Minutes after five cancer '' revives'
A working acquaintance told him how he increased the scale of the focus, during the arrival of his wife's relatives, including two sisters and a mother - teachers. I did not regret the case of a liter of vodka and all the cancers (st.20) underwent the procedure of immersion in alcohol. He stood up so that his neighbors fled.
All the snack for beer, ready for consumption, suddenly began with a meal on the table.
to spread!

By turning away from problems, you risk getting them on your ass.

Do you want to earn? Andrei did not doubt the answer. Well, you know what a riot came into the country a couple of years after the stupid coup of 91 years. You do not know, it is better. Money and work were foolish. So I immediately went to the details:
What to do? Loading up again? There was such an episode, Andrew.
and organized.
Not alcohol this time. Furniture, clothes and all kinds of things. and loading on
The fifth floor.
The move?
Peter’s family is moving to Moscow. The apartment was purchased at
The Komsomol Prospect.
It is great. A lot of shit?
Not very much. and two trucks. At first I got the most necessary.
The rest will be bought later. Repair the room behind the room.
How many rooms?
and four. The enormous. Great apartments in Komsomolsk. The Old Bolsheviks
They are sold, there is nothing to live.

But, Andrew told me, it’s not that easy. Bolsheviks themselves, grandfather and grandmother
They no longer worry about anything, preparing for the last relocation.
The initiators of the sale are the middle generation of the family - whether the son with the wife, or the daughter with the husband. Both worked in the party part as some small functionaries, but in the bread place – maybe even in the Old Square. When the Soviet Union came to an end, their food was gone.
Finding a job with their profession was completely unrealistic, and they did not look for it.
The younger generation – a boy and a girl – did not think about work either, and did not study anywhere, they sat at home. So, the sale of the apartment was their only solution. The way of life is strange, if not more. From the house, the family appears to only go to the store for food. The rest of the time they are sitting at home. The apartment is terribly crowded. Of the four rooms, only one is residential, where all six live in a terrible tightness. The bathroom and kitchen are still in good condition. The rest of the space has been used for many years as a washing machine and is covered with sludge almost under the ceiling. Old broken furniture, some carpets, beaten and just dirty dishes, unwashed underwear, old newspapers and just garbage accumulated in fifteen or twenty years. Through one room, a narrow path to the residential place is pervaded, and two are simply closed, as they have been filled for a long time. Andrei just shrugged when he saw this.

The apartment must be released by a certain day, to which Andrewha and collected a company of loaders from acquaintances. However, when we arrived on the appointed day after lunch, we found a nervous newcomer and an evil Andreyhu hanging at the entrance. The residents did not have time to clean the room. A whole brigade of evil and sweat loaders snorted back and forth, carrying huge plastic bags and loading the body of the truck.
How long are they?
Hear knows them! They should have finished yesterday, and they still have no horse.
It wore! You see, the garbage is taken. Direct to the cleaning. already and
They are not trying to sort. The second truck today. Until they survived
One passing room. But in the morning, the loaders were from the body, and now the blood
They move and at least move. The brigadier had agreed.
As for help. Are you ready to earn a little more?
I don’t mind it, it just looks so dirty... Okay, agree.

Arrived in the apartment. Although they were prepared by the Andrew's story, but from what they saw in their eyes experienced a slight shock. It really looks like a landfill. Dirt, dust, hot as in the underground. The brigade grabs into bags all in a row without dealing and carries with the flow. The windows can’t be opened, we haven’t arrived yet. The former owners are sitting in the kitchen, closing the door. The white bone. Okay, nothing to do, joined the convoy.
The case was more fun. We load, we carry, we load. We are talking about human laziness and pork. They excavated the table and chairs, the couch - broken and taken away. I opened the windows and it became easier to breathe.

An hour later, the carrier stood up. Carriers clashed in the room and in the corridor. The brigadier walked into the kitchen and knocked on the door.
Mr. President, we did not agree. Weights come at a different price.
What other weight? At first glance, the former
I did not like the party very much. Rose is disgusting.
Brushly spotted lips, beer bubble and in general, we have seen such
Ideological workers in Soviet times. I said, everything
The wash!
Such a weight! Look at yourself!
The crowd spread, and the owner, and behind him and the mistress entered the room, unsuccessfully trying to keep the clothes clean. From the rubbish wreck the corner of the piano. White once, and now grey-yellow from dirt.
and Yopt! The owner barely sat on the floor. Do we have a piano?
and Hui! The housewife knocked her mouth. I remember fifteen years.
Back we all thought about not learning Anka to play the piano! Listen, maybe
Do you have a garage with a car? Remember why you got it?

Not only the owners and the brigadier of the cargoes laughed. The harsh face of the proletariat was clearly marked by class hatred.

Jealous of his wife:
Would you sleep with Bruce Willis for a million dollars?
The Wife:
I would sleep. If I collected.

The Litania:
There was a curious case with me in my childhood, related to the German language.In school I taught English, the teacher fell ill that day, and our group was sent simply to sit down at the German lesson.There was a poem for moms to be taught on March 8.The student said with respect:"Here you will come home and say:"Dear mommy, and now I will congratulate you in German!", mommy will hear and she will be happy!!!!!Write down the words!!"...I also recorded, as I heard.. brought home, solemnly pronounced "Mommy, and now I will congratulate you in German!" Mom was vigilant and as I seemed, even scared a little....(Somewhat sinister this phrase sounds, if you think) But I was ripped up, I got full of lungs and read with a great pathos: "Meine Mutter - a pitbester!!!!And then I forgot, my mom was hysterical. The word entered the family annals and we and sister were still talking to each other for a long time))) What will you take?

P.S. After 20 years, I finally realized what it means))nothing terrible:"My mom - you are the best", only and all)))