by MVL777
Let’s have sex today.
Julia
Are you exactly writing to me?
Julia
I said that sex ruins friendship.
by MVL777
Go with her, with friendship.

XXX: Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to honor Monday morning with a minute of mourning.

I went to the store 30 minutes ago. He left the apartment, went into the elevator and stuck.

Press the lift button:

I’m stuck, this is the address.

“Well, you don’t go anywhere, the mechanic will come in 15 minutes,” they told me and asked why, “you’ll wait for him?” ! to

and? ? to ? to I’ve been waiting for half an hour, I’ve been waiting for half an hour.

From the description of Russian follaut-like game:

Like in Fallout, battles here are step-by-step, and for any action you have to pay with points of movement. Knowledge of the series will instantly include the mode of target shooting, allowing you to choose which part of the body to shoot.
He fell on his feet and the enemy became worse. The accuracy fell in the eye. And so on"

But it seemed – if you hit the eye – the brains flew out from the reverse side.

He came to Sberbank to put money on the card, inserted a new 2000 ruble banknote into the ATM. The bank does not accept.

I called a girl consultant. She said to try to insert the note on the other side. He does not accept. Then she asked to look at the bill, because she didn’t see it alive. Then she said that it was better to exchange it at the Sberbank. No change without a passport. I have no passport. They said, maybe sell to somebody in the crowd of customers. No one needs those 2,000 rubles. Even to change. The woman came out and said go to the dining room next to there change. I went exchanged.

In addition, you need ATMs - put the dining rooms directly in the Sberbank building.

The case happened not so long ago. I got sick and needed a kidney transplant. Our family has no such money, accordingly we asked for help from our relatives and friends. My mother has a girlfriend. Her husband is very devout, he reads prayer and everything in this way. The wife, as I understood, is just gambling her husband, that is, she goes to the mosque, wears a shirt, but this does not prevent her from smoking and deceiving customers. I’m not against smoking, but why? Not the essence. This friend’s husband gave her $300 to help her, for which he is very grateful. But! The money she did not give us, but paid them a part of her loan, which she herself told us, because her conscience (according to her words). Okay, spent and fine, I thought, my mom and I forgot. It was not here. After a while, this very "friend" comes and says to my mother, "You know, I have a loan in the bank hanging, and your daughter people make some donations for the operation. Give me that money and I will close my loan with it.” To say that I am sick is to say nothing. Of course, my mother refused. This lady was offended. Have lunch, Carl

From the discussion of the joy of eating meat:

We are predators! Hunted an antilope - bitten his ass! well well!

He grabbed a pig in the back.

But to catch the rabbit, we probably won’t.

Passengers are in the car, and drivers are on! I love my mother tongue.

Sberbank performed the work of the Sberbank of Russia.

I came to Sberbank to put money on the card, put a new 2000 ruble banknote in the ATM. The bank does not accept.
I called a girl consultant. She said to try to insert the note on the other side. He does not accept. Then she asked to look at the bill, because she didn’t see it alive. Then I said it was better to exchange it at the Sberbank. No change without a passport. I have no passport. They said you could sell to someone in the crowd of customers. No one needs those 2,000 rubles. Even to change. The woman came out and said go to the dining room next to there change. I went exchanged.
In addition, you need ATMs - put the dining rooms directly in the Sberbank building.

That is, you waited and then waited and the problem did not solve itself? Very strange, I don’t even know, you did everything you could.

The summer was cold, the winter warm. Around the year +8, but stability!

Article: The unconscious man. The seeds, which the neighbors once again removed from the loop.

At the scene of the incident, the body of Mr. Semenov was found with signs of violent life.

From the chat of residents of a new apartment house
1: Important opinion from the side - always made a towel dryer in the bathrooms, today two of the three sanitary officers said that there is no point and money for the wind - still the apartment in the middle and will be warm, and the towel dryer almost always in new houses will be cold. Tell me who thinks about this topic.
2: It will be cold until the entire stand is settled, this is how my sanitary officer told me.
I need a towel dryer, I tell you as a man who does not understand this, but the towel needs to be dried.

If, from the ballad, all your friends send a message “You are oh...l!Half will not understand what the matter is, and half will start to justify themselves.

and yesterday. Broadcast by Auto Radio. What do you do if you see a drunk man driving?
I really liked the answer of one lady – such people should be put to death!! to

Hong Kong, Hong Kong, I would love you if there were neither heat nor moisture.
B: a, at +14, and a tenth at night. The walls and the floor are ice, you can only walk around the house in the thickness. With the heat, it is not so clear.
A: B, yes, these painful three days of winter)))

xxx: She hit the search engine of Yandex a word for translation, and at this very moment the Anglo-Russian dictionary fell from the shelf to the table demonstratively and even insultingly. It seemed even more intentional that it hadn’t happened to him before.
Naomi understood it.

For centuries, people have been wondering why we came to this earth. And it is simple. For example, cats believe that we are born to feed them, bear them, and play with them with a laser.

xxx: imagine: you buy a kid-surprise, carefully, stripes remove the foil,
With a gentle press, you break the chocolate, remove the plastic cube, open it, and there is BACHILES.

In California, a man was going to rob an office.
In the room he tried to penetrate through the chimney, but stuck and called the rescuers.

Now the main thing is not to judge the rescuers - that they were driving for a long time.

Or officers for the inconvenience and moral damage caused.