Kodan: Invite Kim Jong-un better to Plesetsk.
The White House, a month, will sit on the valerian. ;-)

For the last couple of days, looking with one eye because of the Facebook spam, I watched the situation when the crowds stormed the bankomat of the green bank, took out the cash and removed from the shops computers, cell phones, refrigerators, vacuum cleaners, shoes, cars and other things, but then with shame realized that I fell into misanthropy. In the evening, I went to the store and bought a box of fireworks for 700 pieces. We are together, we are together 😉

He plays a new stranger. Perse has been sitting in the closet for five minutes and through the gaps watching the stranger standing and breathing loudly right in front of the closet. He plays, nervously trembles the gamepad. He can’t stand and says:
I think you can even have dinner.

To the question about the cat-dog, namely, how he wraps when he eats...
Just two other halves are running somewhere.

Elena: "They’re not a pair" – about whom could you say that?
Reports: About the left and right hemispheres of the brain of some people.

I almost fell asleep in the electric car, decided to swallow coffee. I came to the station, approached some window, where coffee and other smoothies are sold. Next to him are five people. Standing up next to me, I wait. The first two took their orders and left. The next three were together. They stood there and discussed what they would take. It was already dark on the street and I did not immediately see that all three were wearing masks. The masks mimicked human traits and were of different colors: black, green and blue. Around the window still shining blue and green light girland added effect. A group of girls were passing by and discussing something lively. It turned out that we all turned around and looked at them – three guys in colorful masks and stretched caps and I with my almost black lipstick on my lips. Five seconds of silence, then the voice of one of the girls:

Forgive me, Lord...

by Michel
Fuck, I haven’t seen that much.
I speak like a dying person.)
Evgeny
He did not have a son, he did not plant a tree, he did not build a house, he did not see so much.
by Michel
The tree planted.
It really died.
in a pot on a window
And the house built.
From Lego
Evgeny
The son of Papiermache?

"I've been waiting for this call for 10 years" (c)

Called from some MegaDiscotheca, offered a free gift - 10 tickets to the disco with the participation of stars of the Russian show. She replied that I don't listen to the Russian broadcast, and I don't like the disco: the music grimps, the light flashes, the book is absolutely impossible to read.
Yeshua is!

X: Would you marry a woman who had five or more sex partners?
z: A small but important clarification – in life at all, or at the same time for the present moment?)

All women are the same, but constantly attracted to strangers.

So it happened that this year I built a house in the village.Near the Volga, forest, mushrooms-fishing.Beauty, in a word.Naturally, I began to establish connections with the local Aborigines on the subject of fish, mushrooms and berries. I got married to a man named Alexander. Working such a man of years, so, forty. Two cows with their wife. The house is proper, a boat UAZik on the farm. So, we had a conversation with him somehow on a well-known topic, about how not to earn money in the village, the people sleep from hopelessness. Young people are leaving the city...
Would you make money? – No money.
Is it that there is a collage for 6 rubles, is it just a profit?
Okay, I think the language is wasted. You can’t prove anything on your fingers.
I jumped out of the inette the simplest picture: a wooden table with shops. The next day I come to Sasuke, I say, “Listen, you are kind of like a strong carpentry part? Do you think me so wild? Sanek looked: “No problem, for the day I manage, there is material?”
I say no, no. Here the house broke, the debris board dried, let's go see?
They went to the garbage, pulled the board. Sack the next day started to squeeze, and I visited him in the evening.
Accept, speak and work. Fuck, it was like in the picture.
I ask how much? and 2 rubles. Is it normal? Not a question, I give two thousand, and I say, and now, Sash, bring it all to the store on the road, we will sell. Here is so. I brought to the store on the fifth, I laid a paper on the table for 5 thousand rubles. We drink beer, we sit, we warm up in the sun. The farmers come to the store, many are watching. Forty minutes later, a man from the neighboring village bought it. I ordered the delivery for 500 rubles.I ask Sanka, will you take it? For five hundred? It is easy! And then I ask him, well, neighbor, can’t you, say, make money? To what Sanek answers me, “You hear it... I’m going to do it, and you’re going to sell it?”

Your Mother, Sanya I put trechan in my pocket in an hour, and you smelled for two rubles all day! What are you, stupid? Is it hard for the store to keep up time? To put a wife?
So I don’t have to talk about opportunities in the village, and in the city...It all depends on people.

A mother comes for the child to the kindergarten. He looks, the children are sitting in the sandbox with phones, and the teacher is sleeping on the bench.
What are you sleeping? Your kids will run away.
Where are they going? We only have Wi-Fi within the sandbox.

Hardcore is to go into 14 dating simulator in Japanese, without having internet, knowledge of the language and dictionary.
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The same method as in real.

We talked about the economy. Let’s do something new, new year. Artificial trees vs. real, or there is how to cook the cold.

XXX: Played with a companion in the Dota. In the middle of the game he stood on the base. We’re all writing to him, has he slept? have lost. and. He then writes that he really slept.
YYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And I never managed to cut off the compass. Only when the foot is tight. He stood up on her, fell, and faced the table. For 20 minutes, he was lying down.

For special services to assign the fatherhood of "Vladimirovich"

Colombian time management courses "how to give birth to eight children from eight husbands to 35 years old whileining a job" )))))))

There is a man who loves the country.
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His daughters were raised by patriots.

According to the universal law of circulation, you have to let go of something you own in order to get what you want.

Yyy: This is the type, if a stone from my right kidney still comes out, then should I wait for a ring with a diamond for the New Year?

A friend has entered the wall. is attached. Toyota in the shell. The pillow was all in blood. He said it was as if the boxer had smashed all the way. No more injuries. Not even smart.