Is it time for community?

Control or control?

Typical case in America:

... told a friend who studied there in the universe. In addition to fourteen Americans in his group was another Russian. They all went to lectures, cuddled together, made friends. In their universe it was accepted, and I think in all other American universes, that the lecturer gives to all the texts of his lectures on paper. Students listen to him and read the text in parallel. During the check-ups, the teacher for some reason went out, leaving the students alone with their work. What a fool here will not understand that the hole is unsuspecting. Give the prede a task, remove it, you get his brochure and everything is cleaned up. My acquaintance is a botanist, he taught everything, but the girl, what it was necessary, crossed the chip and on the next check, not embarrassing anyone, wrote everything off. A half-hour afterwards, all fourteen Americans get up at the same time. Prepod asks, the hools stood up. Students gently point to the girl with their fingers and openly declare that she has written off. By miracle, the poor were not expelled.

Today in the news: "Entry into the WTO is beneficial for both Moscow and its foreign partners"
Yes, we in the Ural are no doubt that Moscow is a shit as profitable.

Why aren’t these advertising leaflets made on soft paper? A would take...

XXX: I was kept from betrayal only by the broken pants under my pants.

xxx: Mach, I understand that you graduated from the piano class and have been learning to play organ for two months now.
xxx: I can understand that the word floor can inadvertently be replaced by "sex".
Me, but not my friends.
YYY: In the sense?
xxx: They already know that yesterday you were allowed to play the genitalia.
YYY: XD

Fatherhood is to hang a cart with foods, standing in line at the box office.

It was very difficult to explain to the Germans who studied Russian the difference between “doing” and “doing”. They did not understand why their form of a verb was needed for unfinished action. When he did, he did, and they cried. No, guys, live in Russia for at least a month, and you will understand why we need this form of verb.

by Alex509

From the Forum of Rocket Models:
I made a large solid-fuel-free rocket engine, and in order to test this concept, I attached a piece of the door to it, set it on fire, and threw it out of the window. I admit, you are an idiot. It flew above the house, where it was turned over by the wind, and it moved towards the road. In the hood of the peacefully travelling nine, a smoking and sparkling doorstep was spotted, pushing up to a terrible speed. What will I be?

A classmate enters the classroom after the library, and carefully examines the book taken, and then issues an epic phrase:
I asked her for Boris Godunov, but what did she give me Pushkin?! to

From the Medical Forum.
Is it true that in order not to get pregnant, you need to change partners more often - then the egg does not have time to get used to sperm and does not recognize them? Alina, 19 years

XXX (22:13:26 16/12/2011)
I was reading on the block today.

XXX (22:13:55 16/12/2011)
I go to the object and look. Dirt on the knee, gentleman on the ears.

XXX (22:14:27 16/12/2011)
And then one of the workers sitting in the basement, publishes: a girl, and Alexander Block wrote a poem about you!

XXX (22:14:42 16/12/2011)
and begins something there about a girl's stall, captured by silk

XXX (22:14:57 16/12/2011)
Until he came and wrapped the puzzles.

XXX (22:15:01 16/12/2011)
The world is so strange...

I have a problem with S1 physics.
and what?
I have a fly flying at 8266 km/h.

Comments under the photo, which depicts a girl with naked breasts:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How orbiting juicy breasts

12:12 18:40 Iran makes the largest gas discovery in the last two years
15:53 U.S. court holds Iran responsible for September 11 attacks

I’ve seen it somewhere before... How the pattern works.

My friend and I write SMS, she is late for an hour and a half, I am angry, I wait for her.
She: *username*, here in the subway such a guy is cute!11 What to do?? to
I am going by, fool

I have an iPad, but girls don’t give me it. Is it a guarantee case?
YYY: Spray his Axe'em

Protection of courses:
Teacher: Girl, why do you have half of your work in Bulgarian?
Student: Cited by

My daughter’s room was called a pork. There was also a closet.

Comments to the news "Sex makes women smarter"

But it is nonsense :)
If it were true, then Linda Lovelace, nicknamed Deep Throat, would have been
Nobel laureate, and the Poincaré theorem not Perelman proved, but some
by Elena Berkova :)

If I suddenly said something too clever, forgive me. I did not want to hurt you.
Joseph of Egypt