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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122014
 19.12.2015
What kind of vegetable phone reads my letters?

I’m a bit annoying to ask this question, but still... Are your contacts on the phone not synchronized with your email account? Yes, and you too.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122013
 19.12.2015
Patriot of the homeland.I like the shlagbaums. Especially when the entire area of the house is fence. I worked in a taxi. It was so fun to watch customers run from the entrance, to the car, under the rainy rain.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122012
 19.12.2015
Banal, but the increase in the retirement age is needed only to make even fewer people live to pay the pension.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №122011
 19.12.2015
One acquaintance told me. Following her words...
At the 4th year of the institute, in the early 1980s, I was awarded for active public work with a two-week journey to Bulgaria via the "Sputnik" youth tourism line.
First we had to go through the Faculty Committee. Well, therefore, I will go into the office of the party committee, tell with a lively voice about the activities of the CPSU in the struggle for peace around the world, confidently answer questions about the international situation, and here one old man, the deputy dean, suddenly declares:
You are not worthy, Sidorova, of this journey! I saw you smoking in the toilet.
And so I was offended that because of this fool I would not go to Bulgaria, that I asked him with an evil voice:
What did you, Victor Petrovich, do in the women’s toilet?
Under the friendly laughter of the other members of the commission, whom this old partyman also got, my candidacy was immediately approved.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №122010
 19.12.2015
Mars is the only planet fully inhabited by robots (about 7 pieces).

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122009
 19.12.2015
HH: I don’t understand that. I am an electrician.
Is your partner an electrician?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122008
 19.12.2015
xxx: My husband is sure that when I watch the shows with the naked Bear Grylls running a fire, I’m preparing for a zombie apocalypse.)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122007
 19.12.2015
My husband's wife in the morning
You do not love me!!! to
M: So is Tom!
by O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122006
 19.12.2015
1C report for the client. I wrote a new paragraph. The scheme of one of the important checks at the conclusion of the report changes. Business processes and users are not affected in any way, it is only necessary to accelerate the building of a report for the customer. There will be no cost to the client.
The client insisted "I didn’t understand anything, I don’t need to do it". Attempts to convince me led to nothing.
In the end, I say that the report will be without this verification at all. The client agrees.

"Pick up the manuka peel from the floor. No vacuum cleaners, they make noise and understand how they work. Brush your teeth, they understand. If you don’t want to, don’t collect."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122005
 19.12.2015
YerhoyLabaday: The Great Paradox has captured my brain.
"The knife" is a knife and "the knife" is also a knife.

MadgrAde: Huenonyms

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №122004
 19.12.2015
The whole essence of the "press conference" in one question:
A journalist from Sevastopol, where there was no light for a month, asked about CORTICS.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122003
 19.12.2015
>I Read Tours of Hayerdahl "Ra".

Tour Hayerdahl immediately appreciated Senkevich, because a good Soviet doctor brought not only medicines, but also a canister of alcohol.

Yes, and in general, they write that Tour served in the Soviet army, and yes, it was in 1945, one year, when the Germans were expelled from Finnmark, and the local Norwegians were enlisted in the division to provide for satisfaction. The housing was restored for a year, the administration was handed over to the locals a year later, and King Hocon thanked them.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122002
 19.12.2015
The Hateful Eight comes out in January. This is what I will definitely go for.
Is it about Windows 8?

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122001
 19.12.2015
The xxx cat is lustful and loves to dig in pots with flowers.
xxx: saw in the store small such garden tools, for home flowers. grabbels, a mouthpiece, a small spade, just like a tool for garden dwarves ^_^
The cat appreciated.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122000
 19.12.2015
Now there is an interesting trend in fashion to do rotting things. If designers come here, release a line of fashionable men's socks with holes. And how unfairly, broken jeans on the girl is fashionable, and broken socks on the guy is not. It is likely that such a fashion will find a response in the hearts of men and will live perfectly.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №121999
 19.12.2015
After drinking rural milk, I take a big risk.
You mean bigger.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №121998
 19.12.2015
- The name Cotangens I immediately got into the hot top of cats names.
I remember a distant friend who had a cat. Because he was constantly at the plate.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121997
 19.12.2015
Article "Udood – the bird of 2016" with photos.
The first comment under the article:
What a cute bird! I will no longer call some contractors widows. I am going to Upsala.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121996
 18.12.2015
xxxx> I’m being told about QMS, iso9001 and other treps. I feel like an old prostitute who is told about turkeys and pests.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №121995
 18.12.2015
xxx: windows 10 is a human tracking device that can be used as an operating system for a computer.

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