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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147215
 10.12.2017
Those for whom dancing is necessarily about sex, have you ever seen children dancing? Not those whom my mother took for a pen for dancing, and who are standing in the diaper already squeezing their feet and hands under the song they like? Is it not just dancing too? Are you attracted to sex at the moment? Or maybe they just like to play music?

You can dance without a sexual subtext. You can dance with sexual subjects. You can dance alone when no one sees you and cheer - it is not figa not masturbation.
A woman may want sex and very, but with a certain partner. Or a certain type. And on others, she will be a puppy or even they will be sharply unpleasant to her. That a woman wants sex doesn’t mean she wants everyone. Most women don’t care who they are, and no matter how hungry they are, they won’t eat shit. Obviously it is offensive. In the shit, all the babies are either frigid or foolish who need money. But it’s the shit, not the baby.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147214
 10.12.2017
About the Olympians. The ban on our flag, emblem and anthem also applies to spectators. Andreiovsky flag, flag of the USSR, etc. Russia is the first host of the USSR and can also punish athletes.
Therefore, I propose to take advantage of the idea that has already crumbled here and use a black flag with a skull (we are the world’s evil) and sing “Goodbye, our gentle mouse.” Well, since it is not possible to go with the athletes to their technical teams (and skiers provide a small share of the victory), then send the juniors - they will still not expect victories against the mastodonts, the Olympiad is not ignored, and the youth has an emotional and psychological experience in the framework of preparation for the 2022 Olympics.
Let us use, for the sake of peace and trolling, the theory of the chain of handshakes and tell this idea to everyone - can hear the one who needs and who can make decisions.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147213
 10.12.2017
The night is dark and full of horror, and the refrigerator is bright and full of promises.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147212
 10.12.2017
My mother gave me a cell phone at work. She didn’t find anything smarter than “check” my husband. There was the following dialogue: Hello, sunshine! Who is this? Let’s meet you, I like you! Girl, I have no desire to meet anyone. If we meet, you will have it. I went to Y! My husband put the phone. Mom doesn’t talk to him now. You see, he sent me! An adult woman 50 years old, and a foolish fool.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147211
 10.12.2017
'' amusing to observe here as almost all the female half in the emphasis does not see the sexual background of dances, and the male - see beautifully

What a beautiful illustration of the anecdote "Doctor, are you a maniac?"
Everything has been said for a long time...

Tartuff
Cover the naked chest.
This opened the object, you paved the way of the sinners.
My thoughts and desires are dirty.

Dory
Are you so sensitive to temptation?
And the desire is not able to fight,
Suddenly I saw a living flesh nearby.
As I can see, you are too hot.
I feel cold and I feel different.
You appear before me in what your mother gave you birth.
I could resist the temptation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147210
 10.12.2017
My grandmother was there recently, and Sasha was there. I grind her, and she grinds. I say "Why are you riding like a horse? You are a girl"
- Katya, I have an eye bursting now. what is "rjOš"?
In this case, it is "R" This is like a variant of writing the word "chart" in folklore records, depends on the dialect. Sasha is rushing.
Well then clear.
Oh, how I turned away. Good to be a philosopher.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147209
 10.12.2017
My children should listen to me and obey me, it is for their own good.
yyy: google "schizophrenic mother" perfectly illustrates the consequences

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147208
 10.12.2017
In order to cross the Styx River, the deceased had to give Haron money. Those who had no money wandered along the shore forever.
Where did Haron spend his money?
Without money, even in hell.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147207
 10.12.2017
Geektimes

1st I want exes on algorithms from the Boston Dynamics) Running and jumping on artificial, as I do not know on my natural)

2nd If you do not initially have serious injuries, then a man with a stick like the Boston Dainemyx, is able to train you to run and jump in a fairly short time.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147206
 10.12.2017
Rico: Lesbian sex is like coming to the gates of one fortress with gates from another.
Psychea: Rico, how do you know if you’re not a woman and you didn’t have lesbian sex?
Rico: Psyche, I’ve watched lesbian porn and it looks like that.
Psyche: Rico, but they obviously don’t mimic orgasm, as actresses do in heterosexual porn.
Rico: Psyche, I’m just happy about that. I just say that coming to the door with the keys is more logical.
Drongo: Rico, I have a key to you, from a black course.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147205
 10.12.2017
The customer calls the tech support and asks to look at the site - something there is very wrong after its adjustments. They say the page where to watch - our employee enters and the first phrase - ah, fuck... then - yes, yes, I see.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147204
 10.12.2017
The scientific method rolls!
Zzzz: Oh, I welcome you colleague! I managed to do so in puberty. just tried different combinations of all kinds of means and behavioral habits, and recorded the frequency of appearance of acne as a result. It turned out that the most effective - no chemistry, it was enough to wash twice a day with very hot water, and then thoroughly wipe the face with a towel (before this did not wipe out - I thought what sense, but when the skin is wet and fresh). I now understand that hot water expanded the pores, and the towel absorbed excess fat, without overdrying, and peeled off the peeled particles of the skin. Thank you for the science!
zzz: ps: no remedy from the store / pharmacy worked.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147203
 10.12.2017
My father is an engineer of old hardening. Svokor is an engineer of a slightly newer hardening (he is ten years younger). My husband is a modern programmer. One day at a family feast there was a conversation about light bulbs, bulbs and energy savings. It turns out that there are three big differences. Because the father begins to draw a scheme, it is easier for the mother-in-law to merge a demonstration sample and measure with a tester, and the husband began to compose a script so that he could count.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147202
 09.12.2017
Remember, in the far 2007 we had one office in our customers for the production of some niche software there, where in the development department was a head of the name Sboev, a programmer by the name Lagin, and a system engineer by the name Anikeev. Now I seem to understand the subtle humor of their staff department.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147201
 09.12.2017
Olympics under neutral flag. Oh yes! A black flag with a skull and bones is perfect!
You are the best!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147200
 09.12.2017
> may be cooked... may not be cooked

The wife inserted the stone - "I looked at its composition, maybe not the sausage..."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147199
 09.12.2017
Comments on Tracker:
Give someone a series!
WOW: In order to distribute the series, you need to download the series first, and we do not have siders (

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №147198
 09.12.2017
Dances - Part of Rituals

Oh, and do not forget to add that in primitive cultures, dancing is a prerogative of men, for which they are long and carefully prepared. And that they also dance, for example, to cause rain. And not just that, but with snakes in their hands. This is where sex is!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147197
 09.12.2017
And in general, it is fun to watch here as almost the entire female half in the emphasis does not see the sexual background of dances, and the male - sees perfectly. I always thought that the attraction of a man to a woman was stronger than that of a woman to a man. In addition, a woman too often does not suspect that her touches, the appearance of some of her unclosed or, on the contrary, tightly clothed parts of the body, the position tightly - non-figured so excite the man. Of course, if she is beautiful.

What surprises me is this: if you are REALLY so distracted by sex and lose self-control when you see “parts of an unclosed female body,” are you unable to pull the shaking streams to that body, as the world has not yet collapsed? Why give millions of bribes, if it is enough to launch a half-naked lady into the office - and all, any document will be poured with saliva and signed without looking... Or is it not? Are you still able to control yourself? You just don’t think it’s necessary if it’s just about a lady there who is samurai.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147196
 09.12.2017
of concern:

Have you ever wondered why our coffee machines have become so popular? I don’t need a husband!!by 11

Maybe because people like to drink good coffee without putting a lot of effort into making it? And you would, dear, all about men.

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