We go on the assumption of the Hobbit, a friend at the same time wants to photograph the company and make a magnetic.

xxx: thanks you should also be on my super-new-year magnet)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: Or do you offer another stativ to pick up, and on the delay to shoot?)))
XXX: It is possible
yyy: and I'll go to the cinema with a healthy staff... on the premise....BESPALEVA))

In the restaurant: Guys have to pay for dinner.
In the club: boys have to pay for drinks for girls.
In the subway, boys should give a girl a place.
In the car, the guys have to open the door to the girl.
In the shopping center: boys should buy clothes for girls.
Demonstration for women’s rights: We demand gender equality! Equal opportunities and equal pay!

recently married. Before this, I met with my future wife for a long time (2 years) and almost lived together, so the process of processing my brain was slow, gradual and seemed unnoticeable to me. Holy friends ask how life together has changed you, and so on. And so on, but I said with full confidence that no, that all the fiction and nothing in essence has not changed. The story after which I realized that changed at least a lot happened as follows: A woman in the night asked to buy milk and Nesquik (chopya),ly never ate. I went with a friend to the store took the desired goods I stand at the box office in a row, and in front of me is a girl in her hands with beer and shrimp. The moment of insight was expressed in the ear: “Why, why do I buy milk at 12 a.m. when I also want beer and cakes!!!” They all laughed. Especially a divorced friend :)

C is Hi! Find out which printer is best for printing photos.
I: Take a laser, color can be taken for 5 thousand
C: Expensive, you can a jet with banks with paint.
And: With the drums, a whole dirt - you will hang the banks on the dropper stand, clamp the pipes, get confused, get filled, everything will be poured out on the floor, the walls and on you, there will be a short switch, it will burn - you will start to run and roar the burning apartment trying to extinguish the floor and ceiling on the walls, you will suffocate the cat, dog, batya, you will defile all the walls - in the end you will jump out of the window and rush on the sharp fence. Thieves are evil.

I go through the city. In front of me is a man, such a solid uncle. He rolls and falls so beautifully and deliciously that five people near him were wildly stuck in their voices. And the man lying begins to stumble and crawl from pain. Laughter silences, people in panic run to him and start asking, turning him around. And he stands up quietly and calmly with the phrase: "Don’t roast the cock!". Sit in the car and leave. People’s faces cannot be expressed with words. and :)

lawyer : a child was asked to draw the world through the eyes of a carpenter, asks for help, go fuck something"
There was a quiet chaos in the office.
Security service: "Draw a frog with a frog"
There was an open roof in the office.

If you put a spike in one ear and push it out of the other, what will happen?
In the best case, you will remain a deaf paralyzed disabled.
I will sink.

by Orile:
I have a colleague at work, such an unknown kind of young man. Looks like a shit. But here I sit at work and accidentally my gaze fell on his compass display. And I see – he reads the BDSM forum, and even writes there or comment, or a message to someone. I immediately looked at the guy with other eyes. I noticed what it was called.

by Kudeyar:
Interesting here is that you have to take a quick look to confidently know the BDSM forum.

by Orile:
Well, there in the upper left corner was big letters written BDSM and something there =)

The Walk:
Could it be FreeBSD?

XXX (12:49:13 18/12/2012)
Just finished egocentric with hysterical inclinations.
YYY (12:49:30 18/12/2012)
Writing Humanly
XXX (12:49:37 18/12/2012)
Foolish

The chain got, constantly tearing his hair!
M: Don’t wear it.
I have a cross on it.
M: I wore my cross on a rope.
What are you not wearing now? After marriage, you stopped believing in God.

Okay, I’ll go drink.
I lost my pants, I won’t go.
XXX: no, look at it, I’ll have to eat it )))

Our company is a major developer of industrial systems:
What does this button do?
I do not know. No one has pushed her yet. Everyone is afraid.

Dance as if no one is seeing. Sing as if no one is hearing. Write it as if no one is reading it.

hhh: hope to configure this dumb router
I am a fool.
WOW: WOW as
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. Now you have a new name.)

The students! Are you tired of being proud of your stupidity?! to

Dialogue with the Boss:
(N) - Svetlana, did you blur prostitutes’ phones on the facade? Or do we make it part of the design?
Let’s take our prostitutes!! to
Hmmm... Interesting...

by 00:24:48
I would have to go to bed at the apple of Ferry.

ZZZ: Why is it?

Somewhere deep in my subconscious, I wanted to pour water into a cup. But my brain gave it this way.

My nephew recently got married, and his wife went to advancement courses in the neighboring city. And here she calls him late at night, as usual, what?
He misses her, I say, lonely, I wait... and there is a woman’s voice in her cellphone from the mansion of the apartment. Oh what was there, already in the morning on the train jumped all angry.
In general, it turned out to have ended his Kaspersky license, put for a time free Avast, and that take and tell during the negotiations, with a pleasant female voice, that the bases are updated.
The rest of the woman’s imagination is overwhelming.
We agreed, and he will go back to the courses next year.

Q: Are there any children?

ууу: There are no children yet, we have a cat.We are training on it.Here, for example, I can move him from knees to bed so that he doesn't even wake up.

The Hero in Godwill writes: Trying to fall asleep, I resolved curved integrals in my mind. Sheep for the weak.