I was called from one shop. We say, sorry, but the ordering point that you chose for yourself, it is... closed. Can I transfer the package to another?
Let’s answer, let’s redirect. Find something closer to Lenin Square.
Sorry, they answer me, we are not oriented in your city... Here is Karl Marx’s Square, will it go?

P. S. Healthy, the ass does not hurt, guessed about love.

> and >
Love for honey. The book is very bold!

It happened that many have waited for more than one year: Roskomnadzor finally entered the register of banned sites in the form of an IP address: 127.0.0.1

I go to Astral.
Enough joke here.

xxx: and also in the emaks you can blur with combinations and enter some fairy unknown modes and even call a satan, or even two. Nautilus must...

NASA and Stephen Hawking continue to work on the StarChip spacecraft
The first comment:
“It seems to me that Hawking is just building a ship to return home.

I was in Riga. I go to Macau. It is worth a aunt of unclear age, and so it is unclear whether we know it or not. So, I ask her in English: "Do you speak Russian or English?" And she absolutely with a beautiful Latvian accent and Odessa intonations says: "That we will break the tongue, cannesno in Russian".

#Nudges
Micro Survey in the Office

1st "Computer networking company" Why do you wear jeans?
I am proud of the grinders!

2nd The Courier. A similar question. (It is in tequila shoes)
Setting up laziness.

Three Secretary in the reception. 27 years. is good.
- Because it's beautiful (exposed to the seridins of caviar showing boots on the shaft)

4 is Type of designer. (Lighting with bare bones)
You joke with your questions.
Oh yeah! Sorry, don’t get angry, it’s really interesting.
It is not your business!
Probably cold?
Take off!
–...
by Patamušta

This is:
Your soul is pure.
You really weighed the cat! c) Volha
Just get up on the weights first alone, and then with the cat, and no hurt)))
Shredder, shredder and cat

XXX: In my opinion, for the turn, even the wool is the norm. The classic.
YYY: I wanted it to be able to fly
YYY: not to spoil the main appearance with wings
XX: Bind the helium balls to it
XH: At least this can be overcome.

On the news that the start of sales of Apple AirPods wireless headphones was postponed to 2017 due to a problem with the synchronization of sound in different headphones:
of business. You have to follow Jobs's vows, stating: "Just don't listen to both headphones at once" and launch for sale.

One friend's husband betrayed and betrayed everything, she didn't notice, and then he once forgot to send the mistress home. His wife immediately divorced him, and he was terribly surprised. He thought it would be interesting: scandal, tears, suffering, and she, a poor townwoman, just moved to a friend and hired lawyers. He slipped on his knees, saying, I love you, stupid, you are such a man... But the fun didn’t work out. Although he tried as much as he could: and under the window orals, and sends flowers, and to his friends, he wept. He lost weight, blackened, he did his drama, despite the criminal indifference on the part of the former.
and c)

by Alex_R
I don't know how to determine the correctness - something algorithmically more efficient otherwise, something in memory, something short, something readable, something expandable, etc.

slazzy
The reaction of the interlocutor. If he does not pull the eye, then most likely the method is not bad.

I got a new job, I discuss it with my friends.
Friends: Listen, but how are you tolerated at work, are you unbearable?
I: I try not to talk to them while I hide that I’m fucking.

Smoke, loudly breaking a chocolate for an hour before lunch is the same epic mistake as cutting off a finger on a vampire’s carpet.

Our general surname is Tsarev, and the underground name is natural.
The King. Before the New Year, he gave us a naked salary (customers complaining of difficult times did not translate the grandmother), however, promised to compensate for everything later.
And today, he gathers us all together (on the table of a pack of sweaters).
The envelope, and he says:
I’ve given you the bonuses before the NHG, you know why. I am my own
I hold my word, you get it now. So that you may know that you are my way, and I
I will never give you twice as much as I promised. I hope you
Take care of me and do not leave me in difficult times.
For a few seconds, there was a stunned silence in the office, and here
At the end of the day, the trembling voice of our
Technical Engineer Yaris:
“Booze, keep the king... Siyiyiyiyiyilny, keepaaaavny...
I wanted to catch it, but I couldn’t laugh.)

xxx: In fact, it is enough to know the date of birth and the location of a person to begin contextually matching him with a capsule coffee machine, for example.

WOW: And blackmail with the words "we know where you live!"

A girl calls him with an offer to buy a vacuum cleaner. And he said to her, “Take a pen and paper. Write down: Cigarettes in packs, cartridge-cutting items.." She: "And why do I need it?" He: "This is the beginning of a list of items that cannot be sent to prison. It’s for your parents, write, write." She: "And what’s in jail here??" He: "So you called the prosecutor’s office." Short thumbs..

After death, consumer surveillance officers go to the Chinese street market.

And Roskomnadzor employees get into a black bordell where extremist-minded citizens promote their unconventional sexual orientation.

I’m not when I don’t betray, I’m a wolf!! to
This dog will not betray, and the wolf is a wild man.
I will not betray the wild!! to