The Comrade! When passing the IQ test on the Internet, remember: the main criterion for evaluating the level of your IQ is whether you send SMS or not.
Recently, I moved to work as an odmin in one rigorous factory related to aviation.
And I realized that we have the toughest systems!
One of the pensioners, who still remembered Eski, went to the workshop and scrubbed the central processor on the machine. He motivated this by the fact that the processor is poorly attached to the radiator".
Now I have to clean the radiator.
All departments are waiting for results.
Any facts concerning power, for some reason, immediately discredit it!
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I go to work. Quiet and peaceful. I do not touch anyone. A girl chases me.
In my eyes, I can see that she is pre-school age. By the other end of the eye I see a kindergarten not far away – there she runs. Yes, not here it was: a dog-like dog with a joyful laugh rushes to her. With a whisper and scream, the girl runs to me - I catch her and hide behind me, drive the dog away with a well-known technique - I supposedly bend behind a stone and quickly bend. For most dogs, this works... soothing. Here is our shirt with the whisker.
The housewife painted it. What do dog owners always say?
Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you.
And if a child is frightened by a bite, is it no longer considered a hurt bite?
I am also interested in the hostess - is it profitable to save on the ropes?
The owner answered something decent and the dog with her (both with decently raised mouths) left.
I need to calm the child.
Why are you alone and where are your parents?
A trembling voice and a trembling sound hold me by the jacket.
My mom is watching out the window as I get to the garden.
(Well, it is dark on the street and so you can easily not paint before going out, and after a five-minute walk in the fresh air and sleep will be stronger!)
Are you in that garden?
and yes.
Go, we are on our way.
The shower continues to hold on to my jacket.
On the way, I tell her (and you too) that even small dogs are still animals by nature. When they lived in a herd, they had to maintain their authority, if not as a leader, then close to the leader.
And why is the best piece of food, a warm place...
Now they are not in the herd, so they chew on all the others in order to check: scared and escaped - their small victory, you have to catch up and finally self-affirm.
And if someone just runs, it means that he is wrong – he tries to escape by running.
We approach the gate of the kindergarten.
Did you understand everything? I ask.
All - she answers and her voice no longer shakes, and for me she no longer holds.
Finally, I tell her – and don’t talk on the street with strangers!
I know – she joyfully answers – we have already been told about it (Thank God, the child has calmed down) and RUNS to the door of the kindergarten.
I breathed – I breathed out significantly and continued my way.
The Omonovets licked the demonstrator with a thumb: "You cannot call for the overthrow of power!" The demonstrator, trying to turn away: “Yes, I didn’t call! I am for fair elections!” The Omonovets begin to crack even more often: "So honest elections are the overthrow of this power!"
At the terribly rural, globally forgotten in time discotheque :)
Two people, in the fog, drink cognac from cups (from where, nak???!!!Inspired by Aramis’s “Before the Thunder, the Roses So Smell...” from the “Three Musketeers,” who themselves order for the fifteenth time, rolling into nowhere.
1st Would you like to boil your winter roses?
2nd Cardinal, bleat, where is the winter in Paris this summer?! to
P.S Cherokee, shit, everyone is crying
I see on the street a crossroads of Teenager and Little (preschool), apparently brothers.
P: You are a fool!
M: You are a fool!
A: The Dybala
M: I did it myself!
P is a fool!
M: I am an idiot!
Q: Oh, a small smell, a sashane, a defendant—a lot of other words—understood?! to
Pause, small with a celebration in the voice:
Same as this!
Karina Muahaha... signed her diploma, the time came
Karina finally washed.
Karina shrugged her gloves.
Karina has gone.
XXX played the whole night to give it up in the morning.
yyy [7:22] Okay, I am going down. I am still looking for an audience. I have no idea where she is.
7:22 And I will not write the game. Because I’m already playing it.
hhh[7:23] Pizdec. is a student of programming. He wrote the game, began to test, played.
BIG HORGITM: Did you fuck me, what do you want?! to
Don’t go to the Square of the Revolution!! What should I do so that you don’t go? Do you want to give up?
I don’t sleep with prostitutes, not with politicians.
The purchased elections are not subject to exchange and return.
This is my burden, Sam.
Shagrin: No, Dean, I won’t let you be alone now!
Heiko: what a dude I am Frodo :DD
Commentary on the topic of the failure of the drainage system on the aircraft carrier George Bush on the survivors website:
I worked as a sanitary technician for several years... How much sorrow and shit of humanity I have seen. What did they get out of the tubes? Most remembered was the plushing singing bear on batteries and fucking singing the fox! I was in Ahuya when from the song tube.
DT: I found a helenium in July in the pharmacy, well, and I say that I'm a type, and you follow my condition, for the first time still.
DT: Well, in a joke it is.
DT: She gave me a half-hour lecture on the harm of drug addiction. What I have not heard about myself, and "Narcoman miserable" and "I will find you a narcologist for cheap"...
DT: I’m grizzly, please give me a couple.
I don’t drink it, I drink it myself.
Yuri's day - I think the people rebelled, or the genetic memory plays - says "Change the barin"
The person has the position of "documentary scientist" and the name Schroeder.
A_l_K: “Yesterday I cracked over some nightly news (I don’t remember which program)
In short, a catch was poured into the Cultural Park. And they wanted to do it civilizedly, like, as they said, "as in Europe" - racing for rent to give without a pledge, under an honest word. And what do you think happened? After 3 days, the store was covered because our citizens managed to cut 210 pairs of skates in 3 days.
But that’s not all, bluff.
Covering the store, they began to distribute skates under a pledge of 1500 rubles. Directly in the announcement they wrote, “Sorry, but we are forced to stop the experiment, and now we are putting back the deposit, 1500 rubles.”
And what do you think happened?
The civilians pulled the burned bowls back. Yes Yes Yes!
But not with repentance and apologies, but in order to evaporate them like electricity taken, and eat a thousand and a half.
And you say - the elections are fair to you, bluff :)
XXX: You are 4 years old. You can take the control of the TV and call Batman.
Explain why men sometimes cheat.
"And I can’t get to sex at all. We all come together on the third day.I take a shower I go to bed, she also goes to take a shower and ends up. First it is washed, then it is dried, then it is frozen, then it is epilated, then it is laid, then makeup... and then it appears to be so sweaty that it begins to wash again. I will die as a virgin"
Should we go to the elections to fight with Omon?
and ah. I am a firearm of level 85 and I will go to fight with the omon.