Nothing limits the imagination of a programmer as much as a compiler.

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xxx: said 4 people can
xxx: it was oyaeb, such a group got
The xxx:
1) I am
A guy who never talks to anyone and never takes off his headphones.
3) Emo gay
4) Trey Black Mitolizd Who Also Has Everything
xxx: and I alone took 20 measurements from Geiger's counter
xxx: in measurements revealed that the emo gay radiates the most of all, and the guy in the headphones radiates nothing, I think he is a mannequin. And the third mythology emitted nothing but the sling notes.

In Kemerovo, the toughest taxi drivers, on the face of -28, and he bought ice cream and stood eating near the car of the fox

xxx (13:46): And behind my window the snow rolls and the dams swim in the pond, romance...
xxx (13:47): go to eat something...

The dogs are sold.
I am in the server room, the door is open. The seller comes in.
What is it "
I: The server
Q: Is there any radiation?
I : I have!
Q: Is it serious?
I: I am serious.
Q: What is it threatening?
I: There will be no children.
Q: What do you measure?
I point to the controller from the candidian, and on it a thermometer of 18 degrees shows...
I: here you see 18 it is not deadly yet and it will be 20 all consider fucking...
I did not notice how he escaped from the server.

I go to sleep with my wife. She is reading.
Turn off the lights, it’s time to sleep.
Wife is.
I: Plya, you have been waiting for half an hour "". I turn off myself.
I blown on the light bulb, as if I was trying to squeeze it and it was at this moment that she burned up=)))) The wife’s eyes should have been seen...

XXX: Where are you missing?
I am hiding from my neighbors.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: When I turned on my Tesla coil, I didn’t take into account that the grounding in the house was done, as always, on the battery.

Tactical advice in one shooter:
Direct and precise strikes in the head confuse your enemy!

Life gave such a crack that it stopped flowing unnoticed.

I watch the Czech TV news. The journalist with an excited voice reports that in Lovositz found a barracks where the Vietnamese kept pigs and sometimes one of them brutally killed with a knife for their restaurant. He continues with a warm voice:
There were 10 unfortunate animals. Expected to arrive
Specialists from the meat combination that will eliminate them.
Hold on pigs! Release soon!

I lose weight on three diets. I do not eat one.

I bought milk. It's not much of what is done tomorrow, so it's still time to acidify. You say you didn’t invent the time machine.

From the cabin in the toilet of the office center:
Oh! oh!The New Deck!! to
A few seconds later, I was disappointed:
No new... I’ve read it before.

[Tav, 20:24]
You know, in our house, the whole place under the bathroom is flanked by a small plastic wall, there is a door, it moves away. Here is. Dad was a witness to a wonderful sight today. The cat enters the bathroom. Approaches to this wall, pushes the door off with his feet, climbs under the bathroom, stays there, scratches the plate with his nails, comes out and closes the door! Cats are hiding something from us.

[FREEman, 20:25]
>> *ROFL* ы

You're a nice boy, I don't know where the girls look.
YYY: in the wallet
I don’t carry a lot of money with me.

At the end of the day, she struck them all...
WOW on Friday?
See also: AHA
Wow, that’s another thing, you have to keep your ear tight.
A little bit off! – It’s already Sunday!

Q: In what condition are you going to send your diploma?
I don’t know, maybe I’m sober.

Office employees are similar to anarchists. They are also going against the system. It doesn’t matter if it’s a wind.

Protecting Microsoft from piracy:

KilkennyCat © (09.12.09 07:35) [5]

> a tool for protecting users from piracy
I don’t understand, the microsoft to protect me from piracy gathered, or myself? If I do, I will bring them to court for interfering in my private life. When I was a child, I dreamed of being a pirate, robbing ships and buriing boxes with dead people, tapping a coffin, smoking a pipe, swallowing rum, blinking with one eye, blinking with one tooth, pronouncing something like a thousand anchors in my back.
They attacked the holy, a thousand anchors in their ass!

YYY: You are so smart. And I’m sorry, girl.