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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №147015
 03.12.2017
Interfax: the property of Colonel Zakharchenko will be turned into the income of the state.
That means they will steal everything again, but other people.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147014
 03.12.2017
Interesting cowardly people. Or is it a lift?
Genby is a trickster.
Babrok 1: The Lift.
xoxoll13: Bracelet is out! The bomb brass!
Fall down the coward, raise the anchor!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147013
 03.12.2017
Yyy: I don’t even remember that it was snowing like this in early December.

YYY: Yes in October

xxx: All Central Russia in Two Messages

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147012
 03.12.2017
Someone is inclined to unthinkable actions, but not I. I am inclined to unthinkable inaction. The further, the more.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147011
 03.12.2017
Romance in fairy tales is censorship. They scattered her - and even the guards shouted: parents voluntarily give their own children, in order to take away responsibility for their crimes, or even just chase them into the woods, because there is nothing to feed (you really believe that the medieval peasant had so much power over her husband to force him as a maid to throw out his children in the absence of common?Hero-lovers quietly climb/fly the cockpit in the window to the unmarried girls, struggle the child, and the "criminals" are appointed sisters or guardians who protected the fool from shame at the time very serious, the princes-necrofetists buy a crystal tomb with an absolutely unfamiliar body of a beautiful woman to decorate their interior (pure luck, that on the way collapsed), but at least after the resuscitation of the corpse of Vryastskaya are ready bridesmaids on the fact that the fool knows how long she lived in the cottage with seven men (contrary to the disorder, the courtyards were by no means petty gnomes, and in the Russian version there are generally wealthy, there, though Eliseus with a sign of a coward and

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147010
 03.12.2017
From the corporate mail of the university: "... The planning department is waiting for new statements from department employees who wish to reduce their annual rates again."
Pilate, simply "suffering, thirsty and suffering".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147009
 02.12.2017
and black

>> So here is the lock from below OBLIGATORY in any armored vehicle to evacuate the crew in case of a projectile hit

Through the Niva and Zapora lounges, the crew can only be evacuated in parts. After the shelling, that will be the case.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147008
 02.12.2017
The signal for anyone to open the door, the sirene worked and a message or call came to the phone.
SMS is better. "Sorry, but I’m clinging to someone else. This is your own" :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147007
 02.12.2017
xxx> We watch movies in the kitchen, delicious, all things.
Brother went to the bathroom - see, it is closed, and the light is burning there. Back to the kitchen.
Battya went to the bathroom - see, it is closed, and the light is burning there. Back to the kitchen.
Mom went to the bathroom - see, it's closed, and the light is burning there. Back to the kitchen.
I went to the bathroom - I see, it's closed, and the light is burning there. Back to the kitchen.
xxx> Here is such a bright and intelligent family of four people.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147006
 02.12.2017
A resident of the UK discovered in the fairy tale “Sleeping Beauty” the propaganda of rape and demanded to remove this work from the school program for the primary classes. The woman was outraged by a scene in which the prince kisses the sleeping princess in the lips without asking her consent.

Would she know that in the original fairy tale he raped her, the girl had twins and she woke up from the fact that one of them was drying a poisoned finger... And then went with the whole family to break up with the brother, who after such proposals got married.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147005
 02.12.2017
xxx> What is your passive income?
yyy> Generally speaking, I need new friends, and so norms
xxx> O.o
yyy> As it turned out, I am just now switching from the category "ahahahaha poor)) not trying to work, weak?))" in "we communicate with you major, we weep and you do babies out of the air";

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147004
 02.12.2017
I would also add that only citizens of Russia could write on the forums. Then there would be less clashes (especially from Canada, Ukraine and Israel). And the people would be more engaged in business, rather than being distracted by trolls on salary.

Do you mean people from Canada, Ukraine and Israel?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147003
 02.12.2017
What do girls want at 16?

The Cholera:
The girls at the age of 16 want to finish school well, pass the EGE and enter the university.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147002
 02.12.2017
to this:

Anna: I say to Dime: “Dim, pick up water, be a cat.”
He approached the bed, dropped the bottle on the floor, questioningly looked at me and said, “I?”

He could not do anything else. He has feet.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147001
 02.12.2017
Your grandfather in the war received a medal for the fact that he... deprived the Germans of a combat motorized wheel unit with shells and dropped it from the surrounding!

For some reason it always seemed to me that the craving for adventure is not antisocial in itself, it just needs to be correctly oriented... No, I will not argue that everyone is dictated by the craving for adventure, on the contrary, rather even by a minority. But this minority, being properly educated and targeted, can not be a tank, but a benadene from a hole to spire and deliver to their own.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147000
 02.12.2017
A Peruvian footballer caught on doping has explained the presence of cocaine in his body by the fact that near his country is Colombia

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146999
 02.12.2017
XXX: He went into accounting and received his 0.3 engineering salary per month.
XXX: It turned out that, by a strange conjunction of circumstances, the NIH pays me exactly the amount of money that would be enough for me to have a luncheon at the nearest shaurman for a month.
YYY: But only for lunch.
XXX: Accordingly, a full-time engineer can have breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146998
 02.12.2017
Dialogue in the kindergarten (preparation for the morning):

Pope Petty: Olga Petrovna, our Petya will be a rabbit. We have a special relationship with rabbits.
Olga Petrovna: I’m sorry, you are a fool.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146997
 02.12.2017
There is a lot of talk about the repentance of the phoshydofs... And another thought does not give me peace – quite recently in our beautiful country there was a successful layer of citizens who liked to put included utyugs on the stomachs of their compatriots... Well, or to insert solder in the anus. for green papers. Many of them, unfortunately, are already under the ground layer, but someone, hypothetically, now stands for respectable people. Do they not want to repent?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146996
 02.12.2017
> the cosmetic

It’s even better than a speech.

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