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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146995
 02.12.2017
Ordinary office in California

XXX: We are here preparing for the NG corporation in full swing. The team of workless people wear and distract people from work. They rushed to us, pulled out a few people and forced them to film the series. I got the role of Walt from Breaking Bad. But they dressed up in a vampire suit.
YYY: C with your hair to your shoulders you are of course cast Walt
XXX: That’s what, the role of Skyler got a tattooed wart. More than 100% getting into the image of the jewel
YYY: Didn’t you find any blonde?
XXX: They first selected people, dressed up, and then began to find out which scenes remained "hissed"
XXX: Well, I read my three lines in the manner of early De Niro
YYY: I see, in the Russian style filming. In Russia, everything is done so. And Walt in a vampire mantle with the haircut of Ned Stark, speaking with the voice of De Niro, is a strong move.
XXX: The breakdown of patterns is our way. Stanislavsky approves O_O

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146994
 02.12.2017
On the morning of November 5, the rescue service received a message that an unknown woman threatened to commit [Roskomnadzor] on the top of the White Rock near Belogorsk.
Arriving at the scene, rescuers found out that the 45-year-old resident of Belgorsk is sitting on the edge of the rock, does not allow anyone to come and really threatens to commit [Roskomnadzor].
According to rescuers, the situation was complicated by the fact that the victim did not allow anyone and threatened to jump. To save the woman from [Roskomnadzor], it was necessary to act quickly, but at the same time extremely carefully, so as not to provoke a potential [Roskomnadzor].

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №146993
 02.12.2017
If the missiles fall, it means someone needs it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №146992
 02.12.2017
Oh, disturbed the soul with memories about music lessons... %)
In the early 1990s, music teachers were frequently changed in school. Literally every month or two. And from these lessons in the memory remained the same endless attempts to force the class to sing a song harmoniously and beautifully, chanting the gamma and guessing the notes. Specifically, the note was offered to be heard, but since the bear danced in my ears, I pretended the position of the teacher's hands and tried to guess what the note sounded. Sometimes it is %)))
And one day, instead of another Turgenev girl, a man aged "over 30" came to the role of a music teacher. And then he showed us what music lessons could be... First, a synthesizer appeared next to the piano. And thanks to the play on it, the teacher made even the most boring songs more interesting (for us). Secondly, even the classical music this man served so that all of our shake-lake (how many we had? Apparently, 11-12 years old, she sat quietly and listened with interest.
The lesson was especially remembered when the windows were shut down in the classroom, the light was extinguished, the teacher turned on the projector, and the image of the Sistine Madonna appeared on the screen above the board. The teacher told us about this painting, and also told us about church music and mentioned that when it sounds “I don’t remember what” musical work, the Madonna on the canvas “goes” to the viewer. He asked us to listen and see. and enabled music. We all, holding our breath, listened and looked, trying to capture the movement of Madonna. Even our boys sat quietly, which was unnatural to them :-). In general, we convinced ourselves that we saw Madonna going %)
Unfortunately, this teacher did not last long. But that lesson struck my memory hard. I was especially able to appreciate him when, as an adult, I realized what a brilliant move he came up with, so that whispering schoolchildren at least tried to hear the classics.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №146991
 02.12.2017
And you noticed that the phrase "in this difficult time for the country..." in Russia can be used at any time?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №146990
 02.12.2017
Kruger, Kruger... there is a hypothesis that during sleep, the brain switches from the senses to internal biochemical processes and regulates the work of immunity, digestion, hormones and much more. That is, in order not to sleep, we would need a separate brain just in order not to die from the rejection of all drinks. Regular, daily adjustments of all "system services".
And the relatively recently formed part responsible for consciousness, in the best traditions of “You Wrongly Write Animals” remains foolish. She is stupid all night and, locked in herself, sees all sorts of glutes called "sleep". Only the most necessary thing was formed - disconnecting from the "executive mechanisms", so that the branch did not sneak in a dream, erasing the memory, so that he did not go too deep into his glutes and did not forget to catch the mammoth, and so on.
If this hypothesis is true, all this potential can really be used, instead of connecting the rest of the brain in the dream to an external device. "Ancient parts" are engaged in the arrangement of the body, and the consciousness at the nearest compact codes the solution of a system of differential equations.
Sometimes we succeed in doing so, if in a dream we have focused on something, and in the morning with surprise found that the decision is right, not nonsense!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146989
 02.12.2017
Cases at work:
We design an information board for all well-known passenger transport companies.
The dashboard essentially represents a video wall of 6 panels diagonally 42+ inches.
Conversation with the Designer (K)
Q: And we put these matrices under the glass if they are described as being resistant to pollution, metal dust, and human touch?! to
I: Well, my friend, it is for the civilized world they are stable, and in our country it is better to put a large and thick fig on top of the matrices for anti-vandal purposes.
K: Well, in general, in Russia, it is better to put a big and thick fist on many things...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №146988
 02.12.2017
I was asked to choose another host for our company’s website. I call different companies and ask about their servers. Here is one of the dialogues between me (I) and a tech support employee (T):
I: Do you have dedicated servers each time new details are collected or how will it work?
From new, of course, we sell the old right away.
I: And if a person only took a server for a month, will you also unload and sell later?
T: Of course, we have our own sales channel. A small company that buys parts from us in any form with a very small price, then packages as new and ships to third world countries.
I: And the new details you do not accidentally buy from them?
T: They have a reason to go far. and what? Stop... in the sense?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146987
 02.12.2017
In radiology they said:
There are patients who are injected radioactive substances into the body for research, which are then removed naturally. Of course, all this affair phones, and it is impossible to risk and pour nuclear wastewater into the sewerage.
There is a bathroom in the basement with a shelf, where the miracle-saks defend until the disintegration passes.
And students from time to time write that we have a special room for storing patients’ stools. Harry Potter and the Secret Room in Harsh Reality.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №146986
 01.12.2017
Valery Tsurkan
It’s a pity that Kirkorov didn’t spare the song to any "Cannibal Corpse". They would have eaten it, and this shame would have ceased.

Baron Sumedi
“Cannibals, like most good mito-musicists, are calm and very cultural people. I think I would just kick off my legs and get rid of it, and that’s all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146985
 01.12.2017
A loop in Zaporozhye under the driver's feet as in the VAZ 212 "Niva" is needed to pour water out of the cabin after not calculating the depth of the loop. No one will be sitting behind the wheel fishing in the dark under the steering column. There will not be a banal flooding. I don’t know who and how long ago invented these fishing tales.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146984
 01.12.2017
The tests were carried out in the Google Chrome browser. The animation shows that when you close the browser with a regular site, CPU usage immediately drops to about zero. But when you close a site with a built-in miner for some reason, CPU usage remains at the same level more than 60% (for masking the miner does not properly load the processor to the maximum).
The trick is that despite the visible closure of the browser window, Google Chrome does not actually close, but remains in memory. The malware opens an invisible pop-up window like pop-under. I have to admit, this is a very literal reception.
The coordinates of the pop-up window are selected to hide exactly behind the clock on the task panel.

In the hours.
People, this is a tarakana.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №146983
 01.12.2017
If the pops can be waved in the cosmodrome, then stupid girls can dance in the shopping halls of the RPC.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146982
 01.12.2017
I think it can be an abstract emotion. Well, here you go out, you see the rainy dawn allow...
You stand with such honour.
Because your

YYY: With the upper what?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146981
 01.12.2017
Cherna: A colleague says, here you are all telling how your newborns cry. And I don’t remember anything that my daughter didn’t let me and my wife sleep. At home, my wife says:
Q: All of my colleagues have children who are weak and don’t sleep. How lucky we were.
Q: Have you already drunk your memory? We even took her to her grandmother to whisper, so that she’t scream all the time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146980
 01.12.2017
They are yours.
The clarification :

There are no monuments in Japan dedicated to the victims of World War II.

Or the Chinese?

and w. Here the Koreans set up a monument to Korean women, whom the Japanese occupants forcibly sent to public houses to soothe their soldiers, so the Japanese did not like it very much.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146979
 01.12.2017
and suitable.
In the northern capital came winter, as usual unexpectedly. The palaces built the clay went south, to the places of traditional wintering.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146978
 01.12.2017
Rice Pavlov

>> Have you heard how the Zaporozhye engine works? It does not seem, but the fish will hear it.

And purely theoretically - if you regularly feed the fish while the engine is running, will it then swim to the hole, hearing a familiar sound?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146977
 01.12.2017
Once Tosio Maeda, thinking about the high, accidentally stumbled on the foot of the Russian bosman. “Your grandmother will have twenty-two drunk eight-legged horses crossed through the claw,” said the bosman. And here Maddox was...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146976
 01.12.2017
The landings and Siberia. The words of Betty. I can confuse my ancestors.

Beginning of the 90s. He comes to a friend, and he inspires the elderly son with a belt of thought through the back seat. The natural question is why. The answer, said, caught on the theft of the car and had to give the owner on the lap, so that the application did not carry to the police.
Your grandfather was a Gypsies, right? Did your grandfather go to clean snow in Siberia for stealing colloquial horses? Your grandfather in the war was awarded a medal for sleeping... depriving the Germans of a combat motorized wheel unit with shells and dropping it from the surrounding! Have you spent three years in your youth for theft of tires? I don’t know what you want from your own heir.

I know both of the heroes personally. and :)

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