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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137381
 29.12.2016
Only in Russia, a person with a salary of 17,000 rubles can be held liable for which in case of mistakes will be fined 100 thousand rubles.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137380
 29.12.2016
The indigenous Yekaterinburg in the pile of knowledge - South African Johannesburg is also referred to by the nickname "Yeburg".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137379
 29.12.2016
>Dick may offer yourself if you want to. Friendship interest does not color any gender, wants relations of another plan - let it say so, after which it either advances, or will shut down with its claims forever.

There was an episode that one and a half years each other were self-provoked, but the matter did not go further - on the one hand, the coach, on the other hand, the adult innocence of a coach 10 years younger. And one is uncomfortable and uncomfortable, and the second does not know what to do... For a year separated, so they did not cross at all, then met, sat down, cracked over each other, slept - 8 years together, the flight is normal.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137378
 29.12.2016
Setup of tasks for users in 1C
Yesterday it was tested with employers (my good friend)
Naturally, he wrote all kinds of tasks.
And for some reason we didn’t clean up the list of tasks...
This morning an employee was asked to "wash his ass" and "send her photo to the bathroom"

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137377
 29.12.2016
Last day of work ?
We are now on the local radio congratulated, congratulating (strong age) said: "With a new you 1917 year"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137376
 28.12.2016
08:13 Kissenger smartphone accessory will be able to accurately reproduce the kiss of the interlocutor
I couldn’t understand why I kissed Brezhnev and called him Kissinger... Doctor, is everything hopeless with me?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137375
 28.12.2016
I took the room and the owner of the apartment said that I can drive a grandmother... Su*A, she is also beating a sick man.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137374
 28.12.2016
> I once met a girl... yeah, very scary. and real. Strabismus, wrong bite, complete! lack of breasts, huge ass. The men did not see it. The laws of nature cannot explain this.

For a really huge food you can forgive a lot.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №137373
 28.12.2016
The rumors about the hoops are greatly exaggerated.

I drive a girl, I look.
I was a little submissive. I ask :

Why not in the courts? Where are the seeds? What if I find?
So I wanted to remember my youth, and to break them.

And they tell me –
Yuri, you have to go. Fully swallowed?
Her mother has already searched all the courtyards.
To conduct you?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137372
 28.12.2016
When people met for a long time, knew each other, fell in love, decided that they wanted to be together - and then moved to sex, and there was a problem with sex, then all the people who have solved this problem will overcome, supporting each other. But start with the peppers, then discover that a man is a shit, just three months of bouquet-sweet dates and a man and a woman can successfully demonstrate only their attractive sides, and the brains in the pink mist of passions have turned off the critical perception, hystericity is perceived as "how frightened and sensitive", and pathological jealousy or tyranny "such a caring/ah, no step will go away" - the aftertaste of a rushing fuck will be as if in this joke in the ears.
Scorotrach is for purely physiological picapers, when a person is not considered in advance as something more than a living vibrator. It is not worth condemning people who want precisely the intersection - if, of course, both of them want each other - a normal physiopsychological need - but to interfere with this matter with those who expect to become a couple is still not worth it. It is shameful when one side lies that it wants an intersection, in fact after this imagining itself a venerable, and the other side hangs on its ears that it wants relationships, although in fact, having received an intersection, falls into the beautiful far away, because the "relationships" de facto calls the prelude, and the prelude is completed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137371
 28.12.2016
I want all the fools to die!! to
Are you sure you will stay alive?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137370
 28.12.2016
I don’t call anyone to anything, I just share memories. 15 years ago, I met with a guy: 3 months of dates, everything is wonderful, consistent beauty and relaxation of the air. I don't remember who of us came to the idea of starting to live together... Okay, we hardly rented out the apartment (a separate epic of a month and a half), we live. In a couple of weeks it worked. In a couple of weeks, it worked! This is a very different idea of a shared home. Although it seemed that everything was discussed from all sides, they spoke - a wonderful mutual understanding was only in words.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137369
 28.12.2016
by GT.
Furthermore, discussing “money protection” under the news from Mail is not easy, because it is not easy. It is News Mail Ru introduced paid comments and it is in these comments that half is advertising shlux.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137368
 28.12.2016
No matter how perfect the information machines are, none of them will replace the book.
Try to fall asleep with a computer or TV on your head.

No book can replace a fat cat on a pillow.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №137367
 28.12.2016
So that the cats didn’t jump on me while I was working, I launched a mobile app for cats (I don’t know how you imagined the future as a child, I’m not sure).
Mice run around the screen and feed, if you hit them with a foot, a point is added.
This is Furor. Cats sit in line to play. I watched them for the second hour and am glad that I can now work normally. Work until it started.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137366
 28.12.2016
Katze North: Cat critic unrecognized, sat on the printing of my fixes and eats them
Drekhann: In-depth study of material
Katze North: Comprehensive, UGU

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137365
 28.12.2016
One night, a man walked away from his friends, apparently waking up at 4 a.m. in a cold sweat and realizing that something in life needs to be changed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137364
 28.12.2016
KHH: Everyone probably used a working printer not for work?
Q: How can they be used otherwise? and ;))
ууу: We at work specifically for this reason hanged the camera over the printer so that no one else breaks their weight)))
I broke my weight O_O
I am about printing books, referrals, and TP
I didn’t sit down, honestly. Hidden by *

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №137363
 28.12.2016
Comments on the video where a cat attacks a person:
xxx: One of the reasons why I don’t have, and will not have, cats, is that after such an act of mimicism, the cat will be killed immediately by the first sublime object, without hesitation, as quickly as possible. The creature that eats my food has no right to show aggression to me in any way. There are no exceptions.
YYY: Don’t get married.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137362
 28.12.2016
In Moscow carried out inspection after the girl fell into the rubbish pipeline
Nothing surprising... now the girls are trying to lose weight, so that their bones could be seen...I went to throw a package of garbage and pulled the package behind me.

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