Komatoz: I drank a lot, constantly, for an occasion and without a reason. He was ashamed in the morning, was ashamed in the evening, was ashamed in the day, and all of what he drank, drank and drank.
Once I woke up not at home, with broken hands and broken head. The worst thing was that the pants were still broken, but everything was done - just the straps were broken) I made a willful decision - not to drink.
For two years, he did not drink, ran through the woods, pulled on turnips, ate protein foods, drank vitamin complexes, felt great.
First I looked at those who drank alcohol with disgust, then with regret, then with a smile, then with some envy.
Because drinking alcohol - a piece of human culture is a very dangerous piece, very desirable, very ambiguous.
For myself, I supposed that you shouldn’t cut something out of yourself just because you haven’t learned how to use it. Don’t hide what you never understood.

From Khabr, discussion of the IEEE vote:

I am not surprised by the results of the vote. The arithmetic majority in international organizations belongs to the sovereign democracies of Africa and Asia. If any Algeria voted that “the earth is flat,” the resolution would have passed by a majority of votes. And if Iran had added to the resolution that “the earth is flat because it was flattened by the United States and Israel,” such a resolution would have been adopted by an absolute, overwhelming majority.

We go with a friend in the tram, bored, decided to play in "I see":
I see something yellow, lengthy, somewhere green.
Is this a Chinese man?
- O_O

The headline of the newspaper My: Voronezh police are looking for the unknown who stole the bio-toilet.

As explained by the base employees, the device was stolen along with its contents. The damage was estimated at 20 thousand rubles."

Discovery of the girl's infidelity

Ladies and gentlemen, do not rush with conclusions. One of my acquaintances decided to break the bride’s soap. The question to restore the password was "The name of a loved one" :)
"O!" said a friend and entered his name. "Hren" said the system.
Having perverted all possible versions of writing her name and markedly dimmed, she began to pick up the names of her mother and dad. The cat’s name is also unknown.
The names of her acquaintances also gave nothing.
The conversation was heavy in the evening and all the cards were laid on the table.
The truth was unexpected. The answer was some memorable set of numbers, which was the universal answer to any question.
The relief of the guy was not long, because immediately after explaining the situation he was sent far away. It is worthy to believe in loved ones.

I went to "Librosek" in search of fantasy and at the same time looked at what was there in the ranking of the most popular books. My fighter in the anger! I admired the list:

Stephanie Meyer, The Sun of Midnight
2.Author unknown - Cooking - Cucumbers
Stephanie Meyer – Eclipse
Anna Chudnova - 81 prayer for immediate help, which will protect you from trouble, help in misery and show the way to a better life
Stephanie Meyer – The Twilight
Svetlana Gennadyevna Zubanova - Shpargalka on the theory of state and law
Dmitry Glukhovsky - Metro
Stephanie Meyer – Dawn
Oksana Mikhailovna Sergeeva - How to manage a man? The skill of manipulation. 49 Simple Rules
Blessed Avdey Blessed - Russian Kitchen. The ‘home terrorism’ alphabet
Stephanie Meyer – New Moon

I have a question... Who is she, her mother, this Stephanie Meyer, and what hell is she more popular with “Crushly Cucumbers?”? to

My aunt told me:
I drink memory pills.
After a few seconds of looking at the wall:
I do not remember what they are called...
Then another eternity:
I forgot to drink...

Xy: Chata so want to go into the woods with a nighting...in a tent with someone warm
XX: with a crushed mouse?
Xy: No, with a straight-legged male

XHH: Last week they [family couple] caught a winlocker
xxxh: called the master, he came and with an unwavering face purely dumb set them over the system and antivirus, healed them 2700 rub!!!!!!! It’s to hide that this is a company that holds such “professionals”???????? I Winlocker when I treated the comrade, the forum read and in an hour and a half the manual system and the register cleaned, there is a business for a maximum of 300 rubles!
This is exactly what he is a real professional.

X: Do you know how millimeters are measured?
Y: in the sense?
X: Here I went to the store for her... and she was on the meter.
X: I thought they would take the metro line and measure me 5 meters.
X: and the cells began to count... my patience was only 3 meters long.

XXX: I have already started working here.

I was terribly tired of driving. In the evening, I sit on a push, and my hand stretches behind the seat belt.
First I laughed at myself, then I looked back and left, and suddenly he was still there.

The best motivation to study was his father’s phrase: “Alexander is a defender in Greek, so choose: either you defend your diploma or you defend your homeland.”

"The symptom of glasses is also a sign of a fracture of the base of the skull"

shock of the brain.
A sign of a fracture of the base of the skull is immediate death.

Dad, you’ve gotten better.
No problem, there is still room on the couch.

After a week under -50°C in the Irkutsk region
The conversation between two mothers on the bus.
How many degrees today?
33 in the morning.
Oh, how I was frozen!? to

I need Google in my head and antivirus in my heart.
A little photoshop on the face.

Common chat in contact before the exam. The discussion has long flowed from the urgent problems of solving the exam in the discussion of left-wing topics, there is a dialogue:

Grandma from the train, as they say.
QQQ: Grandma from the train - there is an excess accelerating moment on the train!

I love studying at the Technical College! :)

Yesterday at the box office in the store was a witness to the dialogue of the mother and daughter of 15.
Mom (apparently a doctor, reading the label on the gum): this gum contains a preservative that destroys the liver.
Daughter: So I don’t have the liver anymore... and in general, Mom, Friday is the end of the world!
Mom: Well then let's take a bottle of vodka and chew the chewing machine, once there is nothing to lose!

The logic of men is the opposite of the logic of women.
Female: If you can not, but very much want, you can.
Male: If you need, but not very much want, you can not do it.