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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74254
 13.12.2012
Comment of the girl under a short video KVN in VK.

XXX: Okay and short.
YYY: You don’t fool your boyfriend like that.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74253
 13.12.2012
From a discussion about how to talk to Jehovah’s Witnesses if they come to your home:

Hakastein: They always go away! Always to! No one has yet listened to a brief overview of the events of the heresy of Horus :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74252
 13.12.2012
Announcement in the hall.
The working smoker is in the basement at -3.6 in the axes 24-26/s-bb. andquot;
Only engineers, only hardcore.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74251
 13.12.2012
Sold laptop Aser 7560G 2012 year in perfect condition. 2.4 GHz processor, AMD Radeon 2 GB graphics card, hard drive 750,
Sold because his wife doesn’t let him play.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №74250
 13.12.2012
She is: Sereg, hello! Tell me how to remove the guy more gently... It looks like everything is okay, but tired... And just send it - somewhat uncomfortable(((
I: First, you want him for your husband.
Second, you want children from him. Not just in perspective, but precisely now is the time.
Third, you have to start living separately and together with him, not each with his parents.
He has to find a new job. He will soon have to pay for housing and keep you with your children while you are in the decree. Plus, you need to pay for her on the car, so that she can then take the children to school.
She: What about that?
I : Yes no. and nothing. It always worked with me.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74249
 13.12.2012
Killed a claim from his wife in the middle of the night - lay down on the floor of the tie.
I don’t even know what to answer her.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74248
 13.12.2012
X: I noticed it recently. Musicians playing spirits, walking in the street with black suitcases, represent themselves as killers. At least from Leon.

The guy. Open the secret. How, how did you notice it?? to

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74247
 13.12.2012
Comments on YouTube:

<Dim>What is the music on the record? What is "Ranets"?
<Another86> Only a fool can confuse "Ranets" and Metallica
<Ozonar>Only fools can confuse Metallica and Rolling Stones

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74246
 13.12.2012
Topic on the hub about the hacking of the router

XXX: Fuck, the main thing is that pornolab works. I smell sweat from my forehead
YYY: The sweat?! to
ZZZ: From the forehead?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74245
 13.12.2012
And I’m 27 years old, and I recently found the answer for myself – who I will be when I grow up.
When I grow up, I will be retired.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74244
 13.12.2012
Commentary on YouTube video:
Interestingly, if the commentary is closed, will the people really start to run out of tension?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74243
 13.12.2012
schizophrenic broke the operator of the polygraph with the diversity of his personalities

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74242
 13.12.2012
Stalin made a reference

XXX: Strenuously somehow, when Stalin throws the link

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74241
 13.12.2012
Power should not be so much exchangeable as condemned.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №74240
 13.12.2012
My grandfather is 80. He lives in an apartment alone and does not want to move to any of the children. Placing his money in the bank does not agree and keeps them at home, hiding in a reliable (as he believes) place - in a closet in clean bedding. There are also "hidden" and a pair of gold rings of his deceased wife.
One of his sons, somewhere abroad, saw and bought an ordinary, like a bowl of cleaning powder, equipped with a secret second bottom. Standing among such pots and bottles in the toilet or warehouse, it will not attract the attention of even a very experienced housekeeper. The bank was presented to his grandfather, showed how to use it and hoped that his soul would now be calm for his savings.
It wasn’t six months since his grandfather’s Khrushchev was robbed while he was going to the store. They only took the most valuable, and, unfortunately, the contents of the bank with a secret bottom.
Speaking on the phone with the investigator, I expressed the suspicion that the thief was probably someone whom his grandfather had stumbled over the bank, because accidentally hitting it in such a short time is simply unthinkable.
What the detective said turned out to be somewhat unexpected:
What you, no one had to look for – your grandfather hid a bowl in clean underwear.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74239
 13.12.2012
“To earn well, it is enough to lead those who work well.”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74238
 13.12.2012
Q: Are you going home?
What to cook?
M: I go, and on the second question - I go

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №74237
 13.12.2012
I heard here in the neighboring branch about the existence of beautiful numbers. I want a bad number.
How to distinguish beautiful from ugly? Maybe someone puts a list of ugly numbers?

I need a very ugly number... so that if the chao, the haishnikov with disgust would turn away and not brake.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74236
 13.12.2012
New political practices: I demand climate asylum from the Republic of Cuba!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74235
 13.12.2012
Koluchchka: we have 450p for a photo of a tooth some take))
VVS: For such money, you can order a niakse saffron portrait of your tooth on the throne. Or on a horse.

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